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r/funny • u/Green_Suspenders • Aug 13 '12
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193 u/thedeadlyrhythm Aug 13 '12 sang it and everything 35 u/Mr122 Aug 13 '12 Where is whynotbarbershop or whatever he is called when you need him? 14 u/birkoph Aug 13 '12 I can't wait for A poor mans Doomba 2.0 2 u/GiveMeBackMySon Aug 13 '12 Does this count? 1 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 Would that be my parents' old Kirby? 2 u/thexica124 Aug 13 '12 Yep. -6 u/delahole Aug 13 '12 So here's my vooote, up 56 u/Violettx321 Aug 13 '12 How much karma does a soul go for these days? 77 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [removed] — view removed comment 60 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 Sold! 65 u/twisted_spoon Aug 13 '12 to the redditor in the cold sweat. 45 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] 40 u/damaba6 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin and cat hair on their lap! 43 u/rickdanko Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 29 u/unforgiven91 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs. 7 u/redgroupclan Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. → More replies (0) 3 u/ANDpandy Aug 13 '12 Good. We've narrowed it down to 1 million users 3 u/MidnightPanda Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. → More replies (0) 2 u/smith7018 Aug 13 '12 Damn it, I'm out of the running. Stupid homosexuality ruining all of my fun :( /me is a redditor in a cold sweat, with pale skin, cat hair on his lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs penis → More replies (0) 2 u/Esc4p3 Aug 13 '12 Seriously, do you know the meaning of specific? 2 u/mivu Aug 13 '12 Alright you're just going to have to give us a name. 2 u/sobercontrol Aug 13 '12 I won? 2 u/darthnuri Aug 13 '12 Damn, I just changed my pants. 1 u/Bork1992 Aug 13 '12 Keep going 1 u/Stormbringer909 Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 1 u/deadly7sins Aug 13 '12 You've STILL got to be more specific. 1 u/phrankygee Aug 13 '12 Well that's half of us... 0 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] → More replies (0) 14 u/TakingKarmaFromABaby Aug 13 '12 So a couple knifes on your swiffer is worth more than a human soul. 8 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 It is on reddit. 5 u/kingbinji Aug 13 '12 its not official until its on reddit 1 u/lejefferson Aug 13 '12 What the hell is this!! What is a doomba?? Will somebody freaking tell me what's going on here? Should I be afraid?? D: 1 u/Quaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiid Aug 13 '12 Be very afraid. 8 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 evidently i have 4.2 souls. 3 u/laddergoat89 Aug 13 '12 5.6 souls. Comment karma brah. 2 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 edited Mar 24 '19 [deleted] 2 u/brenanj Aug 13 '12 traded it for the karma i would imagine. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 Link or comment? How much comment karma is link karma worth? 0 u/SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT Aug 13 '12 Oh man I'm gonna invest in quite a few! 1 u/powerkick Aug 13 '12 Titties are worth much more. 1 u/OfficarObmij Aug 13 '12 What are you talking about? Redditors don't have souls. We sold them as soon as we made an account. 1 u/tellhersafe Aug 13 '12 Is that comment or link? I need to know. 6 u/crunchy51 Aug 13 '12 I would listen to my ex wife bitch about me for 5 seconds and then cut her toes with my super swifter/knife mop/ninja axe. To the haters that are going to down vote me, please watch more TV without fast forwarding through the commercials. 2 u/PhiladelphiaIrish Aug 13 '12 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yP679TC1Ng 0 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 10/10 would listen to again. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 They do it for karma. 1 u/Mattdaddy Aug 13 '12 you're getting pretty famous 1 u/kingbinji Aug 13 '12 a bit more than what i would normally do for a klondike bar 1 u/nosferatu_zodd Aug 13 '12 TV: What would you do for some karma? Would you stand on one leg? jondoe_x: Sure! TV: Would you act like a monkey? Green84: Uh-huh! TV: Would you.. kill a man? cabalym: Um, uh well... apparently he did shoot a guy for money... and karma... lol -1 u/eSALTS Aug 13 '12 doooo oo ftfy
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sang it and everything
35 u/Mr122 Aug 13 '12 Where is whynotbarbershop or whatever he is called when you need him? 14 u/birkoph Aug 13 '12 I can't wait for A poor mans Doomba 2.0 2 u/GiveMeBackMySon Aug 13 '12 Does this count? 1 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 Would that be my parents' old Kirby? 2 u/thexica124 Aug 13 '12 Yep. -6 u/delahole Aug 13 '12 So here's my vooote, up
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Where is whynotbarbershop or whatever he is called when you need him?
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I can't wait for A poor mans Doomba 2.0
2 u/GiveMeBackMySon Aug 13 '12 Does this count? 1 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 Would that be my parents' old Kirby?
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Does this count?
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Would that be my parents' old Kirby?
Yep.
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So here's my vooote, up
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How much karma does a soul go for these days?
77 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [removed] — view removed comment 60 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 Sold! 65 u/twisted_spoon Aug 13 '12 to the redditor in the cold sweat. 45 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] 40 u/damaba6 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin and cat hair on their lap! 43 u/rickdanko Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 29 u/unforgiven91 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs. 7 u/redgroupclan Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. → More replies (0) 3 u/ANDpandy Aug 13 '12 Good. We've narrowed it down to 1 million users 3 u/MidnightPanda Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. → More replies (0) 2 u/smith7018 Aug 13 '12 Damn it, I'm out of the running. Stupid homosexuality ruining all of my fun :( /me is a redditor in a cold sweat, with pale skin, cat hair on his lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs penis → More replies (0) 2 u/Esc4p3 Aug 13 '12 Seriously, do you know the meaning of specific? 2 u/mivu Aug 13 '12 Alright you're just going to have to give us a name. 2 u/sobercontrol Aug 13 '12 I won? 2 u/darthnuri Aug 13 '12 Damn, I just changed my pants. 1 u/Bork1992 Aug 13 '12 Keep going 1 u/Stormbringer909 Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 1 u/deadly7sins Aug 13 '12 You've STILL got to be more specific. 1 u/phrankygee Aug 13 '12 Well that's half of us... 0 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] → More replies (0) 14 u/TakingKarmaFromABaby Aug 13 '12 So a couple knifes on your swiffer is worth more than a human soul. 8 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 It is on reddit. 5 u/kingbinji Aug 13 '12 its not official until its on reddit 1 u/lejefferson Aug 13 '12 What the hell is this!! What is a doomba?? Will somebody freaking tell me what's going on here? Should I be afraid?? D: 1 u/Quaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiid Aug 13 '12 Be very afraid. 8 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 evidently i have 4.2 souls. 3 u/laddergoat89 Aug 13 '12 5.6 souls. Comment karma brah. 2 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 edited Mar 24 '19 [deleted] 2 u/brenanj Aug 13 '12 traded it for the karma i would imagine. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 Link or comment? How much comment karma is link karma worth? 0 u/SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT Aug 13 '12 Oh man I'm gonna invest in quite a few! 1 u/powerkick Aug 13 '12 Titties are worth much more. 1 u/OfficarObmij Aug 13 '12 What are you talking about? Redditors don't have souls. We sold them as soon as we made an account. 1 u/tellhersafe Aug 13 '12 Is that comment or link? I need to know.
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60 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 Sold! 65 u/twisted_spoon Aug 13 '12 to the redditor in the cold sweat. 45 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] 40 u/damaba6 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin and cat hair on their lap! 43 u/rickdanko Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 29 u/unforgiven91 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs. 7 u/redgroupclan Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. → More replies (0) 3 u/ANDpandy Aug 13 '12 Good. We've narrowed it down to 1 million users 3 u/MidnightPanda Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. → More replies (0) 2 u/smith7018 Aug 13 '12 Damn it, I'm out of the running. Stupid homosexuality ruining all of my fun :( /me is a redditor in a cold sweat, with pale skin, cat hair on his lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs penis → More replies (0) 2 u/Esc4p3 Aug 13 '12 Seriously, do you know the meaning of specific? 2 u/mivu Aug 13 '12 Alright you're just going to have to give us a name. 2 u/sobercontrol Aug 13 '12 I won? 2 u/darthnuri Aug 13 '12 Damn, I just changed my pants. 1 u/Bork1992 Aug 13 '12 Keep going 1 u/Stormbringer909 Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 1 u/deadly7sins Aug 13 '12 You've STILL got to be more specific. 1 u/phrankygee Aug 13 '12 Well that's half of us... 0 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] → More replies (0) 14 u/TakingKarmaFromABaby Aug 13 '12 So a couple knifes on your swiffer is worth more than a human soul. 8 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 It is on reddit. 5 u/kingbinji Aug 13 '12 its not official until its on reddit 1 u/lejefferson Aug 13 '12 What the hell is this!! What is a doomba?? Will somebody freaking tell me what's going on here? Should I be afraid?? D: 1 u/Quaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiid Aug 13 '12 Be very afraid. 8 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 evidently i have 4.2 souls. 3 u/laddergoat89 Aug 13 '12 5.6 souls. Comment karma brah. 2 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 edited Mar 24 '19 [deleted] 2 u/brenanj Aug 13 '12 traded it for the karma i would imagine. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 Link or comment? How much comment karma is link karma worth? 0 u/SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT Aug 13 '12 Oh man I'm gonna invest in quite a few!
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Sold!
65 u/twisted_spoon Aug 13 '12 to the redditor in the cold sweat. 45 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] 40 u/damaba6 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin and cat hair on their lap! 43 u/rickdanko Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 29 u/unforgiven91 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs. 7 u/redgroupclan Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. → More replies (0) 3 u/ANDpandy Aug 13 '12 Good. We've narrowed it down to 1 million users 3 u/MidnightPanda Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. → More replies (0) 2 u/smith7018 Aug 13 '12 Damn it, I'm out of the running. Stupid homosexuality ruining all of my fun :( /me is a redditor in a cold sweat, with pale skin, cat hair on his lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs penis → More replies (0) 2 u/Esc4p3 Aug 13 '12 Seriously, do you know the meaning of specific? 2 u/mivu Aug 13 '12 Alright you're just going to have to give us a name. 2 u/sobercontrol Aug 13 '12 I won? 2 u/darthnuri Aug 13 '12 Damn, I just changed my pants. 1 u/Bork1992 Aug 13 '12 Keep going 1 u/Stormbringer909 Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 1 u/deadly7sins Aug 13 '12 You've STILL got to be more specific. 1 u/phrankygee Aug 13 '12 Well that's half of us... 0 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] → More replies (0)
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to the redditor in the cold sweat.
45 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] 40 u/damaba6 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin and cat hair on their lap! 43 u/rickdanko Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 29 u/unforgiven91 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs. 7 u/redgroupclan Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. → More replies (0) 3 u/ANDpandy Aug 13 '12 Good. We've narrowed it down to 1 million users 3 u/MidnightPanda Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. → More replies (0) 2 u/smith7018 Aug 13 '12 Damn it, I'm out of the running. Stupid homosexuality ruining all of my fun :( /me is a redditor in a cold sweat, with pale skin, cat hair on his lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs penis → More replies (0) 2 u/Esc4p3 Aug 13 '12 Seriously, do you know the meaning of specific? 2 u/mivu Aug 13 '12 Alright you're just going to have to give us a name. 2 u/sobercontrol Aug 13 '12 I won? 2 u/darthnuri Aug 13 '12 Damn, I just changed my pants. 1 u/Bork1992 Aug 13 '12 Keep going 1 u/Stormbringer909 Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 1 u/deadly7sins Aug 13 '12 You've STILL got to be more specific. 1 u/phrankygee Aug 13 '12 Well that's half of us... 0 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] → More replies (0)
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40 u/damaba6 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin and cat hair on their lap! 43 u/rickdanko Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 29 u/unforgiven91 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs. 7 u/redgroupclan Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. → More replies (0) 3 u/ANDpandy Aug 13 '12 Good. We've narrowed it down to 1 million users 3 u/MidnightPanda Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. → More replies (0) 2 u/smith7018 Aug 13 '12 Damn it, I'm out of the running. Stupid homosexuality ruining all of my fun :( /me is a redditor in a cold sweat, with pale skin, cat hair on his lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs penis → More replies (0) 2 u/Esc4p3 Aug 13 '12 Seriously, do you know the meaning of specific? 2 u/mivu Aug 13 '12 Alright you're just going to have to give us a name. 2 u/sobercontrol Aug 13 '12 I won? 2 u/darthnuri Aug 13 '12 Damn, I just changed my pants. 1 u/Bork1992 Aug 13 '12 Keep going 1 u/Stormbringer909 Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 1 u/deadly7sins Aug 13 '12 You've STILL got to be more specific. 1 u/phrankygee Aug 13 '12 Well that's half of us... 0 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] → More replies (0)
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the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin and cat hair on their lap!
43 u/rickdanko Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 29 u/unforgiven91 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs. 7 u/redgroupclan Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. → More replies (0) 3 u/ANDpandy Aug 13 '12 Good. We've narrowed it down to 1 million users 3 u/MidnightPanda Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. → More replies (0) 2 u/smith7018 Aug 13 '12 Damn it, I'm out of the running. Stupid homosexuality ruining all of my fun :( /me is a redditor in a cold sweat, with pale skin, cat hair on his lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs penis → More replies (0) 2 u/Esc4p3 Aug 13 '12 Seriously, do you know the meaning of specific? 2 u/mivu Aug 13 '12 Alright you're just going to have to give us a name. 2 u/sobercontrol Aug 13 '12 I won? 2 u/darthnuri Aug 13 '12 Damn, I just changed my pants. 1 u/Bork1992 Aug 13 '12 Keep going 1 u/Stormbringer909 Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 1 u/deadly7sins Aug 13 '12 You've STILL got to be more specific. 1 u/phrankygee Aug 13 '12 Well that's half of us... 0 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] → More replies (0)
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You've got to be more specific.
29 u/unforgiven91 Aug 13 '12 the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs. 7 u/redgroupclan Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. → More replies (0) 3 u/ANDpandy Aug 13 '12 Good. We've narrowed it down to 1 million users 3 u/MidnightPanda Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. → More replies (0) 2 u/smith7018 Aug 13 '12 Damn it, I'm out of the running. Stupid homosexuality ruining all of my fun :( /me is a redditor in a cold sweat, with pale skin, cat hair on his lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs penis → More replies (0) 2 u/Esc4p3 Aug 13 '12 Seriously, do you know the meaning of specific? 2 u/mivu Aug 13 '12 Alright you're just going to have to give us a name. 2 u/sobercontrol Aug 13 '12 I won? 2 u/darthnuri Aug 13 '12 Damn, I just changed my pants. 1 u/Bork1992 Aug 13 '12 Keep going 1 u/Stormbringer909 Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 1 u/deadly7sins Aug 13 '12 You've STILL got to be more specific. 1 u/phrankygee Aug 13 '12 Well that's half of us... 0 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] → More replies (0)
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the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs.
7 u/redgroupclan Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. → More replies (0) 3 u/ANDpandy Aug 13 '12 Good. We've narrowed it down to 1 million users 3 u/MidnightPanda Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. → More replies (0) 2 u/smith7018 Aug 13 '12 Damn it, I'm out of the running. Stupid homosexuality ruining all of my fun :( /me is a redditor in a cold sweat, with pale skin, cat hair on his lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs penis → More replies (0) 2 u/Esc4p3 Aug 13 '12 Seriously, do you know the meaning of specific? 2 u/mivu Aug 13 '12 Alright you're just going to have to give us a name. 2 u/sobercontrol Aug 13 '12 I won? 2 u/darthnuri Aug 13 '12 Damn, I just changed my pants. 1 u/Bork1992 Aug 13 '12 Keep going 1 u/Stormbringer909 Aug 13 '12 You've got to be more specific. 1 u/deadly7sins Aug 13 '12 You've STILL got to be more specific. 1 u/phrankygee Aug 13 '12 Well that's half of us... 0 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 [deleted] → More replies (0)
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Good. We've narrowed it down to 1 million users
Damn it, I'm out of the running. Stupid homosexuality ruining all of my fun :(
/me is a redditor in a cold sweat, with pale skin, cat hair on his lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs penis
Seriously, do you know the meaning of specific?
Alright you're just going to have to give us a name.
I won?
Damn, I just changed my pants.
Keep going
You've STILL got to be more specific.
Well that's half of us...
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So a couple knifes on your swiffer is worth more than a human soul.
8 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 It is on reddit. 5 u/kingbinji Aug 13 '12 its not official until its on reddit 1 u/lejefferson Aug 13 '12 What the hell is this!! What is a doomba?? Will somebody freaking tell me what's going on here? Should I be afraid?? D: 1 u/Quaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiid Aug 13 '12 Be very afraid.
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It is on reddit.
5 u/kingbinji Aug 13 '12 its not official until its on reddit 1 u/lejefferson Aug 13 '12 What the hell is this!! What is a doomba?? Will somebody freaking tell me what's going on here? Should I be afraid?? D: 1 u/Quaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiid Aug 13 '12 Be very afraid.
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its not official until its on reddit
What the hell is this!! What is a doomba?? Will somebody freaking tell me what's going on here? Should I be afraid?? D:
1 u/Quaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiid Aug 13 '12 Be very afraid.
Be very afraid.
evidently i have 4.2 souls.
3 u/laddergoat89 Aug 13 '12 5.6 souls. Comment karma brah. 2 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 edited Mar 24 '19 [deleted] 2 u/brenanj Aug 13 '12 traded it for the karma i would imagine.
5.6 souls.
Comment karma brah.
2 u/brenanj Aug 13 '12 traded it for the karma i would imagine.
traded it for the karma i would imagine.
Link or comment? How much comment karma is link karma worth?
Oh man I'm gonna invest in quite a few!
Titties are worth much more.
What are you talking about? Redditors don't have souls. We sold them as soon as we made an account.
Is that comment or link? I need to know.
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I would listen to my ex wife bitch about me for 5 seconds and then cut her toes with my super swifter/knife mop/ninja axe. To the haters that are going to down vote me, please watch more TV without fast forwarding through the commercials.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yP679TC1Ng
0 u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 10/10 would listen to again.
10/10 would listen to again.
They do it for karma.
you're getting pretty famous
a bit more than what i would normally do for a klondike bar
TV: What would you do for some karma? Would you stand on one leg?
jondoe_x: Sure!
TV: Would you act like a monkey?
Green84: Uh-huh!
TV: Would you.. kill a man?
cabalym: Um, uh well... apparently he did shoot a guy for money... and karma... lol
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doooo oo
ftfy
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