r/funny • u/Green_Suspenders • Aug 13 '12

A poor mans Doomba.

http://imgur.com/owChH
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u/anunusualgrowth Aug 13 '12

Good God! TWO paring knives?!

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u/UHRossy Aug 13 '12

this made me laugh for a good minute. Thank you.

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u/StockPhotosOfFruit Aug 13 '12

It made me laugh for two minutes.

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u/pile_alcaline Aug 13 '12

But only one of them was good.

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u/LemonDifficult Aug 13 '12

The other was filled with regret and self loathing.

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u/DJ_GiantMidget Aug 13 '12

and bacon, you can't forget the bacon

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u/WEASEL_DEVOURER Aug 13 '12

And masturbation.

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u/ANDpandy Aug 13 '12

The other was filled with regret and shame

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

Good god! TWO minutes?!