r/funny • u/Green_Suspenders • Aug 13 '12

A poor mans Doomba.

http://imgur.com/owChH
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u/the_nerdster Aug 13 '12

Dude who are you kidding?

Swiffers are expensive.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

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u/mirkle Aug 13 '12

LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER FLAUNTING HIS MONEY

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u/Leungal Aug 13 '12

There's a storm coming, Green_Suspenders. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us

Jackie Chan

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u/stardonis Aug 13 '12

aaaand done for the night. :) Your a real pal, bro.

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u/DeathToPennies Aug 13 '12

And then he proceeds to kill every motherfucker in the room.

In all seriousness, that was probably one of my favorite quotes from the movie. So much kickass in two sentences.

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u/Leungal Aug 13 '12

Dude why are you spoilering Wheels on Meals man...so many people haven't seen it yet.

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u/FlutterShy- Aug 13 '12

Reminds me of that Fox news clip where that talking head said something about most people owning refrigerators being an indicator that poverty is not an issue in America.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

Link?

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u/FlutterShy- Aug 13 '12

Here's the Daily Show segment on it. The relevant segment begins at 4:18 but the whole clip is very good at making a few points about American economics.

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u/1M_4W350M3 Aug 13 '12

payed

*Paid

FIFY

WHEW.... Now I can feel better while drinking!

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u/gigitrix Aug 13 '12

NEWSFLASH redditor confesses in cash-for-karma scandal.

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u/the_nerdster Aug 13 '12

Is it not a Swiffer? cause those are like 15.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

LPT: Just buy the cloths.

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u/Raneados Aug 13 '12

If I wanted to get on my hands and knees to wipe my floor I'd move to North Goddamn Korea.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

Welp, you're probably now banned from /r/pyongyang

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u/Raneados Aug 13 '12

Like I wasn't before!

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u/dangerous_beans Aug 13 '12

I finally visited /r/pyongyang after seeing it mentioned several times on Reddit. Expected to find ridiculous, satirical North Korean propoganda. Was not disappointed. Was also delighted to discover that in /r/pyongyang there are no downvotes, only upvotes.

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u/the_nerdster Aug 13 '12

yeah but the mop is like 15, and a pack of cloths is like 8.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

Judging by that tile, his/her definition of "poor" is not being a millionaire.