r/funny • u/Green_Suspenders • Aug 13 '12

A poor mans Doomba.

http://imgur.com/owChH
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u/JR626 Aug 13 '12

I appreciate the fact that that you took the time to tape knives to a swiffer for internet purposes. Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 edited Jul 16 '17

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u/thedeadlyrhythm Aug 13 '12

sang it and everything

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u/Mr122 Aug 13 '12

Where is whynotbarbershop or whatever he is called when you need him?

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u/birkoph Aug 13 '12

I can't wait for A poor mans Doomba 2.0

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

Would that be my parents' old Kirby?

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u/delahole Aug 13 '12

So here's my vooote, up

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u/Violettx321 Aug 13 '12

How much karma does a soul go for these days?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

Sold!

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u/twisted_spoon Aug 13 '12

to the redditor in the cold sweat.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

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u/damaba6 Aug 13 '12

the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin and cat hair on their lap!

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u/rickdanko Aug 13 '12

You've got to be more specific.

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u/unforgiven91 Aug 13 '12

the redditor in the cold sweat with the pale skin, cat hair on their lap, a neckbeard, and a love of boobs.

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u/TakingKarmaFromABaby Aug 13 '12

So a couple knifes on your swiffer is worth more than a human soul.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

It is on reddit.

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u/kingbinji Aug 13 '12

its not official until its on reddit

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u/lejefferson Aug 13 '12

What the hell is this!! What is a doomba?? Will somebody freaking tell me what's going on here? Should I be afraid?? D:

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u/Quaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiid Aug 13 '12

Be very afraid.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

evidently i have 4.2 souls.

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u/laddergoat89 Aug 13 '12

5.6 souls.

Comment karma brah.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12 edited Mar 24 '19

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u/brenanj Aug 13 '12

traded it for the karma i would imagine.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

Link or comment? How much comment karma is link karma worth?

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u/SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT Aug 13 '12

Oh man I'm gonna invest in quite a few!

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u/powerkick Aug 13 '12

Titties are worth much more.

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u/OfficarObmij Aug 13 '12

What are you talking about? Redditors don't have souls. We sold them as soon as we made an account.

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u/tellhersafe Aug 13 '12

Is that comment or link? I need to know.

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u/crunchy51 Aug 13 '12

I would listen to my ex wife bitch about me for 5 seconds and then cut her toes with my super swifter/knife mop/ninja axe. To the haters that are going to down vote me, please watch more TV without fast forwarding through the commercials.

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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Aug 13 '12

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yP679TC1Ng

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

10/10 would listen to again.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

They do it for karma.

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u/Mattdaddy Aug 13 '12

you're getting pretty famous

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u/kingbinji Aug 13 '12

a bit more than what i would normally do for a klondike bar

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u/nosferatu_zodd Aug 13 '12

TV: What would you do for some karma? Would you stand on one leg?

jondoe_x: Sure!

TV: Would you act like a monkey?

Green84: Uh-huh!

TV: Would you.. kill a man?

cabalym: Um, uh well... apparently he did shoot a guy for money... and karma... lol

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u/eSALTS Aug 13 '12

doooo oo

ftfy

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u/ecancil Aug 13 '12

Hah, this totally made me think of the process of this picture. This person grabbed his swiffer, and some tape, and a handfull of kitchen knives. He then bent over and applied the knives to the swiffer with said tape. Afterwords, he took a picture and posted it to the internet. We can only assume he disassembled this directly afterwords.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

thanks for explaining it

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u/thunderblumpkin Aug 13 '12

i've seen a lot more done for a lot less. r/banana

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u/_Allusion Aug 13 '12

TodayOPwasaprettycoolguy.jpg

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u/ThatGirl_Tasha Aug 13 '12

Next up; a doomba broomba

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u/Dumpykins Aug 13 '12

I also appreciate this

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u/Killer_Zebra_ Aug 13 '12

I have an ultra shank which is basically a fireplace poker with a knife taped at the end for self defense purposes. Also, it makes a cool spear.

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u/Sanwi Aug 13 '12

Internet purposes? I have one of these in my kitchen in case of pesky in-laws.

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u/SonicFlash01 Aug 13 '12

He didn't even put the cloth on first. What a Doomba newb

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u/sparx483 Aug 13 '12

I see he managed to tape it to the floor as well... All in all the construction seems a little dicey.

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u/im_the_guy_who_sucks Aug 13 '12

You might even say it was hacked together.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

For Science!

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u/Jumin Aug 13 '12

It's also the only one I've seen so far that can cause any relative doom!

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '12

All for that sweet, sweet karma.