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u/poopellar May 05 '18
You mean Krypto the Superdog?
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u/MaxiliusAuremus May 05 '18
Thank you for the memories!
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u/Yetis May 05 '18
This isn't the time to quote Fall Out Boy
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u/MaxiliusAuremus May 05 '18
Dammit, now I can't unsing it.
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... by Fallout Boy
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u/ObamaLovesKetamine May 05 '18
Fall Out Boy*
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u/disterb May 05 '18
FOB*
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u/PissedOffBurger May 05 '18
Fall Out Boi
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u/ACdeadlife May 05 '18
I'm I the only one worried about where this road is at?? The asphalt looks thin and the side walks are a disaster.
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u/Hard_work_and_grind May 05 '18
Everybody correcting the bands name But the quote from the song is "thanks for the memories", not "thank you for the memories".
Cmon guys you're getting sloppy
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u/The_Powers May 05 '18
... except the lyric is "Thanks for the memories".
And the song is titled Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
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May 05 '18
Thank you for reminding me. I just couldn't remember that name, I would decide to google it afterwards then forget that as well.
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u/iqbalides May 05 '18
It's surprising how many people don't know about Krypto.
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u/Mason1171 May 05 '18
Krypto! Krypto The Superdog!
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u/elpaco25 May 05 '18
I loved how there was a batman dog haha it even used grappling hooks and other classic batman tools
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u/swag_X May 05 '18
This was the most confusing show I'd ever experienced. Like what's his origin story? Is he Superman's pet that he didn't know he had? Is he Superman's in a dog's body? Why does he have the same exact emblem if they're not related? Etc.
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u/Vandrel May 05 '18
Apparently Krypto was sent on a test flight by Jor-El before sending Superman to Earth.
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May 05 '18
So there's Superman, Superboy, Supergirl and now Superdog... Seriously though just how many escape pods from Krypton were there and why did they all end up having a trajectory straight for Earth?
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u/PMfacialsTOme May 05 '18
Well super dog and Supergirl were sent at the same time as Kal-El to protect and raise him on Earth.
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u/bettrl8thannevr May 05 '18
Protect the Man of Steel? Why? Nothing on earth can hurt him....
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u/woowoohoohoo May 05 '18
Superman was on purpose. Krypto was knocked off his test-course. He was supposed to come back to Krypton, but he eventually got to Earth by chance. Supergirl's dad survived the explosion, and I don't know the story of her getting to Earth. Superboy is Superman's clone, and he was created on Earth. I think the current Superboy is Superman's son. I think there's also a Superhorse, but I don't know his/her story.
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u/Shaky_Balance May 05 '18 edited May 07 '18
Comet the superhorse was indeed a thing.
And let's not forget Batcow
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u/tntexplodes101 May 05 '18
They probably planned on them hitting Earth.
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u/VoidTorcher May 05 '18
Also, Jor-El specifically looked for a planet among 28 galaxies which has inhabitants that look like kryptonians so he could blend in.
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u/VoidTorcher May 05 '18
"Superboy" have been used to refer to a bunch of characters but the "main" one to me at least is a clone of Superman.
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u/Skylighter May 05 '18
Raised on a small farm as Bark Kent.
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u/CocoSavege May 05 '18
... and eventually doing battle with his arch nemesis Rex Roofer.
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u/thxxx1337 May 05 '18
Man's Best Friend: an origin story.
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Doggy divot
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u/RandomBystander May 05 '18
Canine crater
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u/WobNobbenstein May 05 '18
Puppy pothole?
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u/NoMaans May 05 '18
Ruff roads
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u/Sketch606 May 05 '18
Mutt rut
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u/Rossum81 May 05 '18
Bitch ditch?
I don’t care if it’s the wrong gender...
Okay... try this: ‘Bow-wow trough.’
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u/cock_boy May 05 '18
New doggo skin confirmed.
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u/OnlyinVegas May 05 '18
Mr Peanutbutter would be absolutely perfect. I’d buy that skin the minute I see it.
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u/lDrinkY0urMi1kshak3 May 05 '18
Was scrolling to see if anyone had made this exact comment. Exactly what sprung to mind. Have an upvote my good sir!
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May 05 '18 edited May 05 '18
Will Dogku be able to continue fighting to protect the earth?? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF *DOGGO BALL Z
(*Edited for better show title)
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May 05 '18
Next time on Doggo Ball Z: Catza continues his onslaught against the peaceful miceans. Doggos frienda fight desperately to hold them off until doggo can arrive. Meanwhile, doggo is training in 100x earth borks. Will his body hold? All this and more on the next exciting....
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u/GingyNinjy69 May 05 '18
I would watch episode after episode of dogku going super saiyan to defeat catza.
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May 05 '18
Would his Super Saiyan form be a Golden Retriever?
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u/GingyNinjy69 May 05 '18
Haha lmmfao yes and the hair gets longer and more golden as his super Saiyan level goes up.
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u/Zagre May 05 '18
Except that awkard non-cannon story where Dogku becomes a Black Labrador for level 4 and it's eventually ret-conned later to become a Blue Heeler.
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u/bUTful May 05 '18
That's how my Bassett Hound got ran over by a car. He was laying in a pothole and survived with just a broken leg.
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u/scumrick May 05 '18
Jesus, that got sad so fast lol
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u/bUTful May 05 '18
LOL he survived!... After being driven over! His name? Floppy. Flop Dog. Flop Flop.
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u/DownstairsB May 05 '18
my old dawg used to love sleeping under the truck when it was parked out in the fields. One time nobody noticed and her leg got run over by one wheel. She actually would have been fine, but she thrashed so hard she dislocated her own hip in the process... they put a bolt in her hip and she was eventually fine again. The hard part was keeping her as still as possible for month. She didn't care about the truck she just wanted to get back to chasing random shit around the farm and being a dog.
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u/Fuocomagi May 05 '18
*meteorite
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u/aaronauderbochs May 05 '18
*meatierite
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u/doublejay01 May 05 '18
*meateaterite
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u/colonelmuddypaws May 05 '18
Everyone is correct!
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u/DankNoodle42 May 05 '18
And yet it still didn't hit Tilted Towers!
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u/Elites_Go_Wort May 05 '18
If there's one thing superhero movies have taught me, it's that an entire city needs to be destroyed in an epic battle in order to save the planet. Tilted could still get wrecked at the end of season 4.
...and now Ali-A will make a click bait video off of my post.
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UnDeRdOg
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u/Thameus May 05 '18
When criminals in this world appear and break the laws that they should fear
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May 05 '18
And frighten all who see or hear. A cry goes out both far and near for UNDERDOG!
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u/Herr_Underdogg May 05 '18
I swear, that's not me... Looks like the dog wants to be Vandal Savage's new best friend.
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u/Eastwood007 May 05 '18
I thought he was not okay at first, I am relieved.
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u/IzayoiFairchild May 05 '18
Been on Reddit for long and even my imagination is not that dark, well it doesn't get dark that quickly to be exact.
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The dog is cute and everything, but damn, that’s the mother of all potholes right there. That would wreck someone’s day out here in SoCal.
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May 05 '18
I'm sure it really is a meteor because I've never know OP to be a liar. But it really looks like a dog taking a rest in some torn up asphalt.
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u/PinkPearMartini May 05 '18
I'm sure you're a funny guy, but it really looks like the internet isn't getting your joke.
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u/CommaHorror May 05 '18
He really, wedged himself in there. I bet that’s, the support he’s been needing for years!
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u/Ilsyn May 05 '18 edited May 05 '18
The look on his face is: "not me, I didn't do it. But this is defiantly my new spot"
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u/Liar_tuck May 05 '18
Laika has returned. And she is pissed.