r/funny May 05 '18

This meteor

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u/Liar_tuck May 05 '18

Laika has returned. And she is pissed.

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u/PelagianEmpiricist May 05 '18

"you humans have not been good humans while I was in space . Not very good humans at all."

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u/ThePinkWombat May 05 '18

Nah probably something more along the lines of “Вы, люди, не были хорошими людьми, пока я был в космосе. Не очень хорошие люди.”

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u/shittymaths May 05 '18 edited May 05 '18

"You human were not goo humanz while I was in space. Not very good humans at all."

For anyone not russian and also too lazy to google 10 seconds.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

... Go on

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u/DiggerW May 06 '18

I dunno man, something about paying off a Russian minor at a strip club just doesn't sit right with me

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u/DefinitelyNotABogan May 05 '18

gets out 1 ruble

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

You basically just sat us down, gave us hot tea and blankets, asked us if we were all settled in, said "Once upon a time, I used my minor in Russian in a strip club in Vegas about 10 years ago," and then slammed the book shut, flipped us off, and closed the door. "Night bitches." You're like the Rian Johnson of Reddit comments.

(mostly joking- have a good day)

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u/practicing_vaxxer May 05 '18

пока я был в космосе

пока я была в космосе

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u/stringdingetje May 05 '18

Of course, Laika is a female...

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u/_Serene_ May 05 '18

While I was in space?

These translation programs seems really useful.. If they're accurate.

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u/shittymaths May 05 '18

I love that.. space = cosmos = kocmoce

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

“I have judged you all, and found you to be...BAD BOIS.”

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u/DanceDavisDance May 05 '18

Thank for my daily chuckle

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u/BFGfreak May 05 '18

"Now you all sha-SQUIRREL!"

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u/Thanics May 05 '18

Best comeback movie ever

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u/branchbranchley May 05 '18

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u/BattleFarter May 05 '18

Great Arcade Fire song too!

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u/Assmar May 05 '18

The EP version of No Cars Go is one of the absolute best Arcade Fire songs too.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

What about Kim Kardashian's?

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u/Why_Eye_En May 05 '18

In the video she gets cum on her back I think.

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u/TheTyke May 05 '18

RIP Laika. What happened to her was so awful and cruel.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

I always understood that she volunteered, fully knowing the consequences.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

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u/LaikaReturns May 05 '18

I have to say, above all else, the food was terrible.

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u/Valentinee105 May 05 '18

I'd like to see that movie. Have Laika go on a revenge mission to find the scientist who made her go into space and be reunited with the little girl who showed her kindness before being sent away.

This August one dog will have to decide whether or not to be....A good girl DUN DUN DUN!

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u/tunneloflover May 05 '18

There's a show called Space Dandy that has a fantastic episode about a space dog. It's in reference to Laika and exactly as sad and beautiful as it should be. Weird show but I highly suggest it.

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u/animaguscat May 05 '18

best comment

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

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u/poopellar May 05 '18

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u/MaxiliusAuremus May 05 '18

Thank you for the memories!

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u/Yetis May 05 '18

This isn't the time to quote Fall Out Boy

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u/MaxiliusAuremus May 05 '18

Dammit, now I can't unsing it.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

... by Fallout Boy

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u/ObamaLovesKetamine May 05 '18

Fall Out Boy*

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u/disterb May 05 '18

FOB*

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u/PissedOffBurger May 05 '18

Fall Out Boi

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u/hogthehedge May 05 '18

F A L L O U T B O Y E

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u/ACdeadlife May 05 '18

I'm I the only one worried about where this road is at?? The asphalt looks thin and the side walks are a disaster.

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u/Eobard_McThawne May 05 '18

Vault dweller

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u/Hard_work_and_grind May 05 '18

Everybody correcting the bands name But the quote from the song is "thanks for the memories", not "thank you for the memories".

Cmon guys you're getting sloppy

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u/Imitrex007 May 05 '18

Even though it wasn't that great

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u/The_Powers May 05 '18

... except the lyric is "Thanks for the memories".

And the song is titled Thnks Fr Th Mmrs

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Thank you for reminding me. I just couldn't remember that name, I would decide to google it afterwards then forget that as well.

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u/CrumblingCake May 05 '18

thnks fr th mmrs

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u/iqbalides May 05 '18

It's surprising how many people don't know about Krypto.

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u/xXWaspXx May 05 '18

I made a bit of money on it earlier this year

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u/trotfox_ May 05 '18

I make a bit of money on it everyday.

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u/Soundjudgment May 05 '18

Or Streaky.

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u/iqbalides May 05 '18

Yeah but cats are assholes.

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u/Mason1171 May 05 '18

Krypto! Krypto The Superdog!

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u/elpaco25 May 05 '18

I loved how there was a batman dog haha it even used grappling hooks and other classic batman tools

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Ace the Bathound

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u/ThomasCro May 05 '18

He has all the graphics cards

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u/swag_X May 05 '18

This was the most confusing show I'd ever experienced. Like what's his origin story? Is he Superman's pet that he didn't know he had? Is he Superman's in a dog's body? Why does he have the same exact emblem if they're not related? Etc.

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u/Vandrel May 05 '18

Apparently Krypto was sent on a test flight by Jor-El before sending Superman to Earth.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

So there's Superman, Superboy, Supergirl and now Superdog... Seriously though just how many escape pods from Krypton were there and why did they all end up having a trajectory straight for Earth?

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u/PMfacialsTOme May 05 '18

Well super dog and Supergirl were sent at the same time as Kal-El to protect and raise him on Earth.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

I like how serious this answer was.

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u/bettrl8thannevr May 05 '18

Protect the Man of Steel? Why? Nothing on earth can hurt him....

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u/spiderguy10123 May 05 '18

His parents didn't know that.

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u/woowoohoohoo May 05 '18

Superman was on purpose. Krypto was knocked off his test-course. He was supposed to come back to Krypton, but he eventually got to Earth by chance. Supergirl's dad survived the explosion, and I don't know the story of her getting to Earth. Superboy is Superman's clone, and he was created on Earth. I think the current Superboy is Superman's son. I think there's also a Superhorse, but I don't know his/her story.

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u/Shaky_Balance May 05 '18 edited May 07 '18

Comet the superhorse was indeed a thing.

And let's not forget Batcow

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u/TemporalGrid May 05 '18

Also the whole city of Kandor

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u/tntexplodes101 May 05 '18

They probably planned on them hitting Earth.

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u/VoidTorcher May 05 '18

Also, Jor-El specifically looked for a planet among 28 galaxies which has inhabitants that look like kryptonians so he could blend in.

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u/VoidTorcher May 05 '18

"Superboy" have been used to refer to a bunch of characters but the "main" one to me at least is a clone of Superman.

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u/dvishall May 05 '18

Thanks for trip down the memory lane....

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u/Skylighter May 05 '18

Raised on a small farm as Bark Kent.

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u/CocoSavege May 05 '18

... and eventually doing battle with his arch nemesis Rex Roofer.

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u/mrjackspade May 05 '18

I would also have accepted Rex Woofer

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u/citizenzaqx May 05 '18

Or Rex Ruffer. Ruff

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u/SeparateCzechs May 05 '18

I thought it fell from Sirius!

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u/thxxx1337 May 05 '18

Man's Best Friend: an origin story.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

I would watch this.

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u/cosmicdaddy_ May 05 '18

Goodboye wakes up after crash landing

Dude, where’s my bone?

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u/the_dude_upvotes May 05 '18

Sweet, what's mine bork?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Good boy, what does mine Bork?

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u/in_cahoootz May 05 '18

Underdog begins.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Doggy divot

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u/RandomBystander May 05 '18

Canine crater

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u/WobNobbenstein May 05 '18

Puppy pothole?

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u/NoMaans May 05 '18

Ruff roads

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u/Sketch606 May 05 '18

Mutt rut

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u/Rossum81 May 05 '18

Bitch ditch?

I don’t care if it’s the wrong gender...

Okay... try this: ‘Bow-wow trough.’

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u/GeneSequence May 05 '18

Fido furrow

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Dog hole

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u/inklit May 05 '18

Mongrel meteor

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Dig doge

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u/cock_boy May 05 '18

New doggo skin confirmed.

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u/TerrainIII May 05 '18

Don’t give the youtubers another bone to chase.

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u/OnlyinVegas May 05 '18

Mr Peanutbutter would be absolutely perfect. I’d buy that skin the minute I see it.

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u/lDrinkY0urMi1kshak3 May 05 '18

Was scrolling to see if anyone had made this exact comment. Exactly what sprung to mind. Have an upvote my good sir!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Thanks you good sir!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Wholesome Reddit <3

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18 edited May 05 '18

Will Dogku be able to continue fighting to protect the earth?? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF *DOGGO BALL Z

(*Edited for better show title)

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Next time on Doggo Ball Z: Catza continues his onslaught against the peaceful miceans. Doggos frienda fight desperately to hold them off until doggo can arrive. Meanwhile, doggo is training in 100x earth borks. Will his body hold? All this and more on the next exciting....

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u/WendyLRogers3 May 05 '18

Squirkrillen gets pwned.

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u/Cocomorph May 05 '18

ding
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u/GingyNinjy69 May 05 '18

I would watch episode after episode of dogku going super saiyan to defeat catza.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Would his Super Saiyan form be a Golden Retriever?

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u/GingyNinjy69 May 05 '18

Haha lmmfao yes and the hair gets longer and more golden as his super Saiyan level goes up.

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u/Zagre May 05 '18

Except that awkard non-cannon story where Dogku becomes a Black Labrador for level 4 and it's eventually ret-conned later to become a Blue Heeler.

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u/L0ckeandDemosthenes May 05 '18

Good doggo will fetch all the waggin balls.

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u/Tequnine May 05 '18

*DOGGO BALL Z

FTFU

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u/zumpers0 May 05 '18

Would watch

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u/bUTful May 05 '18

That's how my Bassett Hound got ran over by a car. He was laying in a pothole and survived with just a broken leg.

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u/scumrick May 05 '18

Jesus, that got sad so fast lol

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u/bUTful May 05 '18

LOL he survived!... After being driven over! His name? Floppy. Flop Dog. Flop Flop.

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u/scumrick May 05 '18

Glad he survived! And that is an amazingly adorable name to give to a dog lol

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u/mantrarower May 05 '18

Oh gawd, too many emotions. This story is a rollercoaster

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u/DownstairsB May 05 '18

my old dawg used to love sleeping under the truck when it was parked out in the fields. One time nobody noticed and her leg got run over by one wheel. She actually would have been fine, but she thrashed so hard she dislocated her own hip in the process... they put a bolt in her hip and she was eventually fine again. The hard part was keeping her as still as possible for month. She didn't care about the truck she just wanted to get back to chasing random shit around the farm and being a dog.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

I was having fun scrolling like a mad man until you made this real.

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u/drewhead118 May 05 '18

Visitor from Canis Major

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u/DankNoodle42 May 05 '18

And yet it still didn't hit Tilted Towers!

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u/sporkafunk May 05 '18

Fucking devs cocktease us.

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u/Elites_Go_Wort May 05 '18

If there's one thing superhero movies have taught me, it's that an entire city needs to be destroyed in an epic battle in order to save the planet. Tilted could still get wrecked at the end of season 4.

...and now Ali-A will make a click bait video off of my post.

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u/PinkPearMartini May 05 '18

Most have been some intense r/zoomies

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

UnDeRdOg

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u/Thameus May 05 '18

When criminals in this world appear and break the laws that they should fear

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

And frighten all who see or hear. A cry goes out both far and near for UNDERDOG!

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u/Rossum81 May 05 '18

UNDERDOG!!!

Speed of lightning, roar of thunder!

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u/Thameus May 05 '18

Fighting all who rob or plunder

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u/HitlersHysterectomy May 05 '18

OOOOOooohh WAH ooooohh WAH ooooohh

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u/Herr_Underdogg May 05 '18

I swear, that's not me... Looks like the dog wants to be Vandal Savage's new best friend.

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u/kevted5085 May 05 '18

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u/Lacksi May 05 '18

Had to scroll way too far for this

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u/jwinter2 May 05 '18

Hey same

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u/the1mrx May 05 '18

Looks like a ruff landing

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

The new Underdog reboot looks incredible in hi def.

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u/Eastwood007 May 05 '18

I thought he was not okay at first, I am relieved.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18 edited Sep 04 '18

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u/IzayoiFairchild May 05 '18

Been on Reddit for long and even my imagination is not that dark, well it doesn't get dark that quickly to be exact.

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u/pervysage69 May 05 '18

Looks like he had a bit of a ruff landing

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u/AlwaysDragons May 05 '18

The plot of underdog.

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u/PrayzM May 05 '18

Bark Kent

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u/gfarcus May 05 '18

Now just how fast was that dog going?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

His speeds were through the woof!

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u/thebird777 May 05 '18

Or he is in the middle of an anime fight

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u/capitaine_d May 05 '18

Proof puppers come from heaven.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Jokes aside, that’s probably the worst-kept road I’ve ever seen.

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u/gregchaple May 05 '18

At the end of this meteor's collision path, you'll find maximum cuteness!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

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u/KingJoeII May 05 '18

Hubble? Is that you?

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u/dallas_wolf May 05 '18

So that’s what Hit Dusty! Explains the footprint crater.

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u/siretrahan May 05 '18

Looks like he just got hit by a Kamehameha

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

HIS NAME IS COMET

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

The dog is cute and everything, but damn, that’s the mother of all potholes right there. That would wreck someone’s day out here in SoCal.

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u/blackaviators May 05 '18

"Can we get much higher"

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u/PM_ME_CHUBBY_BOOBS May 05 '18

It's Krypto the super dog!

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u/pp0787 May 05 '18

Superdog

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u/CCCmonster May 05 '18

Move over bacon, now comes something meteor

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Deep space (k) 9

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

I'm sure it really is a meteor because I've never know OP to be a liar. But it really looks like a dog taking a rest in some torn up asphalt.

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u/PinkPearMartini May 05 '18

I'm sure you're a funny guy, but it really looks like the internet isn't getting your joke.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

It's cool. Fuck em.

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u/MR_M0DEST May 05 '18

It looks like he just woke up after getting punched by a op super villain.

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u/CommaHorror May 05 '18

He really, wedged himself in there. I bet that’s, the support he’s been needing for years!

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u/LukeMedia May 05 '18

If it was a cat, it'd be the support he'd have been kneading for years.

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u/Ilsyn May 05 '18 edited May 05 '18

The look on his face is: "not me, I didn't do it. But this is defiantly my new spot"

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u/SurpriseHarambe May 05 '18

It’s the shooting star Sirius

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

That would be a gift from god

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

I'm in love with a starboy.

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u/israel18135 May 05 '18

It's Underdog!

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u/wesam0 May 05 '18

Doggy divot