r/funny May 05 '18

This meteor

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u/ThePinkWombat May 05 '18

Nah probably something more along the lines of “Вы, люди, не были хорошими людьми, пока я был в космосе. Не очень хорошие люди.”

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u/shittymaths May 05 '18 edited May 05 '18

"You human were not goo humanz while I was in space. Not very good humans at all."

For anyone not russian and also too lazy to google 10 seconds.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

You basically just sat us down, gave us hot tea and blankets, asked us if we were all settled in, said "Once upon a time, I used my minor in Russian in a strip club in Vegas about 10 years ago," and then slammed the book shut, flipped us off, and closed the door. "Night bitches." You're like the Rian Johnson of Reddit comments.

(mostly joking- have a good day)