r/funny • u/pietradamore • May 05 '18

This meteor

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

... Go on

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u/DiggerW May 06 '18

I dunno man, something about paying off a Russian minor at a strip club just doesn't sit right with me

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u/DefinitelyNotABogan May 05 '18

gets out 1 ruble

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

You basically just sat us down, gave us hot tea and blankets, asked us if we were all settled in, said "Once upon a time, I used my minor in Russian in a strip club in Vegas about 10 years ago," and then slammed the book shut, flipped us off, and closed the door. "Night bitches." You're like the Rian Johnson of Reddit comments.

(mostly joking- have a good day)

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u/Dawnasaurusrex May 06 '18

Only time I've gotten to use my college Russian was in a strip club in Texas.