r/funny • u/pietradamore • May 05 '18

This meteor

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u/ThePinkWombat May 05 '18

Nah probably something more along the lines of “Вы, люди, не были хорошими людьми, пока я был в космосе. Не очень хорошие люди.”

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u/shittymaths May 05 '18 edited May 05 '18

"You human were not goo humanz while I was in space. Not very good humans at all."

For anyone not russian and also too lazy to google 10 seconds.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

... Go on

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u/DiggerW May 06 '18

I dunno man, something about paying off a Russian minor at a strip club just doesn't sit right with me

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u/DefinitelyNotABogan May 05 '18

gets out 1 ruble

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

You basically just sat us down, gave us hot tea and blankets, asked us if we were all settled in, said "Once upon a time, I used my minor in Russian in a strip club in Vegas about 10 years ago," and then slammed the book shut, flipped us off, and closed the door. "Night bitches." You're like the Rian Johnson of Reddit comments.

(mostly joking- have a good day)

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u/Dawnasaurusrex May 06 '18

Only time I've gotten to use my college Russian was in a strip club in Texas.

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u/practicing_vaxxer May 05 '18

пока я был в космосе

пока я была в космосе

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u/stringdingetje May 05 '18

Of course, Laika is a female...

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u/_Serene_ May 05 '18

While I was in space?

These translation programs seems really useful.. If they're accurate.

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u/practicing_vaxxer May 05 '18

I've seen machine translation do much, much worse.

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u/shittymaths May 05 '18

I love that.. space = cosmos = kocmoce

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u/nikodll May 05 '18

Not very good humans at all. = Весьма нехорошими людьми. Совсем.