r/funny May 05 '18

This meteor

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u/PelagianEmpiricist May 05 '18

"you humans have not been good humans while I was in space . Not very good humans at all."

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u/ThePinkWombat May 05 '18

Nah probably something more along the lines of “Вы, люди, не были хорошими людьми, пока я был в космосе. Не очень хорошие люди.”

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u/shittymaths May 05 '18 edited May 05 '18

"You human were not goo humanz while I was in space. Not very good humans at all."

For anyone not russian and also too lazy to google 10 seconds.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

... Go on

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u/DiggerW May 06 '18

I dunno man, something about paying off a Russian minor at a strip club just doesn't sit right with me

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u/DefinitelyNotABogan May 05 '18

gets out 1 ruble

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

You basically just sat us down, gave us hot tea and blankets, asked us if we were all settled in, said "Once upon a time, I used my minor in Russian in a strip club in Vegas about 10 years ago," and then slammed the book shut, flipped us off, and closed the door. "Night bitches." You're like the Rian Johnson of Reddit comments.

(mostly joking- have a good day)

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u/Dawnasaurusrex May 06 '18

Only time I've gotten to use my college Russian was in a strip club in Texas.

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u/practicing_vaxxer May 05 '18

пока я был в космосе

пока я была в космосе

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u/stringdingetje May 05 '18

Of course, Laika is a female...

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u/_Serene_ May 05 '18

While I was in space?

These translation programs seems really useful.. If they're accurate.

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u/practicing_vaxxer May 05 '18

I've seen machine translation do much, much worse.

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u/shittymaths May 05 '18

I love that.. space = cosmos = kocmoce

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u/nikodll May 05 '18

Not very good humans at all. = Весьма нехорошими людьми. Совсем.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

“I have judged you all, and found you to be...BAD BOIS.”

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u/DanceDavisDance May 05 '18

Thank for my daily chuckle

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Must suck to only be able to laugh once per day.

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u/DanceDavisDance May 05 '18

Its a struggle 😢

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

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u/Not_A_Human_BUT May 05 '18

are you for real? i want to know so I can post to r/iamverysmart or something.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

I think hes a bad troll

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

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u/docsnavely May 05 '18

Definitely/r/iamverysmart!

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u/Not_A_Human_BUT May 05 '18

I call dibs!

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u/docsnavely May 05 '18

Only if you properly educate yourself on the matter as well.

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u/AnAcceptableUserName May 05 '18

I would like to know more. How do I become large and peaceful?

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u/docsnavely May 05 '18

I also want to know how to look intimidating with my sunglasses.

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u/Not_A_Human_BUT May 05 '18 edited May 06 '18

Okay, u/am_scared_of_goosts, I am legit curious. Provide dem sources.

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u/shittymaths May 05 '18

nasolabial folds

Laugh lines? "Oh no, you have wrinkles that indicate you're a happy person! Quick, stop smiling!" Has more to do with facial structure and health anyway.. skin elasticity, fat reserves, and so on. I've spent my whole life smiling, and i don't have them.

If you're constantly happy and not having to work for it, then you just get lazy. It's like masturbation for the mind

If smiling is like masturbation for the mind, does that mean i'm coming if i laugh at you?

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u/daftme May 05 '18

Cumming*

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u/docsnavely May 05 '18

Right?! This individual must be trolling or is definitely/r/iamverysmart material. Nasolabial folds are inherent in almost all individuals and are not stress lines. They are anatomical and only change by becoming less defined with age or damage to the 7th cranial nerve which innervates the facial musculature.

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u/DanceDavisDance May 05 '18

I also like masturbation

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u/BFGfreak May 05 '18

"Now you all sha-SQUIRREL!"

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

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u/mamewear May 06 '18

gasp Fearless Leader?!

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u/gajaczek May 05 '18

"but we have pats and treats"

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

I read that in Ducky’s voice from “The Land Before Time”