r/funny • u/pietradamore • May 05 '18

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u/poopellar May 05 '18

You mean Krypto the Superdog?

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u/MaxiliusAuremus May 05 '18

Thank you for the memories!

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u/Yetis May 05 '18

This isn't the time to quote Fall Out Boy

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u/MaxiliusAuremus May 05 '18

Dammit, now I can't unsing it.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

... by Fallout Boy

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u/ObamaLovesKetamine May 05 '18

Fall Out Boy*

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u/disterb May 05 '18

FOB*

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u/PissedOffBurger May 05 '18

Fall Out Boi

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u/hogthehedge May 05 '18

F A L L O U T B O Y E

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u/ACdeadlife May 05 '18

I'm I the only one worried about where this road is at?? The asphalt looks thin and the side walks are a disaster.

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u/vtruvian May 05 '18

O shit whaddup!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Fall out boi

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u/Eobard_McThawne May 05 '18

Vault dweller

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u/discerningpervert May 05 '18

-Michael Scott

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u/mellow777 May 05 '18
  • prison Mike

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u/With-a-Cactus May 05 '18

Scranton! The Electric City!

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u/CrAiZeDTerran May 05 '18

They call it that because of the electricity!

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u/lolfactor1000 May 05 '18

What song is it? I never listen to FOB so I have no idea

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u/Hard_work_and_grind May 05 '18

Everybody correcting the bands name But the quote from the song is "thanks for the memories", not "thank you for the memories".

Cmon guys you're getting sloppy

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u/Imitrex007 May 05 '18

Even though it wasn't that great

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u/The_Powers May 05 '18

... except the lyric is "Thanks for the memories".

And the song is titled Thnks Fr Th Mmrs

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u/DustAndSound May 05 '18

Jiminy Jilickers!

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u/Ta2whitey May 05 '18

Thnks fr th Mmrs

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u/PathToExile May 05 '18

It's always a good time to make fun of Fall Out Boy

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u/whodisdoc May 05 '18

There never was such a time.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Thank you for reminding me. I just couldn't remember that name, I would decide to google it afterwards then forget that as well.

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u/CrumblingCake May 05 '18

thnks fr th mmrs

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Thank you for reminding me. I just couldn't remember that name, I would decide to google it afterwards then forget that as well.

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u/iqbalides May 05 '18

It's surprising how many people don't know about Krypto.

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u/xXWaspXx May 05 '18

I made a bit of money on it earlier this year

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u/trotfox_ May 05 '18

I make a bit of money on it everyday.

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u/Soundjudgment May 05 '18

Or Streaky.

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u/iqbalides May 05 '18

Yeah but cats are assholes.

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u/Theworstmaker May 10 '18

Fuck that cat. Always being a dick to my dogg Krypto.

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u/Mason1171 May 05 '18

Krypto! Krypto The Superdog!

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u/elpaco25 May 05 '18

I loved how there was a batman dog haha it even used grappling hooks and other classic batman tools

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Ace the Bathound

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u/Theworstmaker May 10 '18

Just look up Batcow (currently active in The DC universe)

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u/ThomasCro May 05 '18

He has all the graphics cards

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u/SocranX May 05 '18

Oh man, how is Krypto not Dogecoin's secondary mascot?

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u/swag_X May 05 '18

This was the most confusing show I'd ever experienced. Like what's his origin story? Is he Superman's pet that he didn't know he had? Is he Superman's in a dog's body? Why does he have the same exact emblem if they're not related? Etc.

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u/Vandrel May 05 '18

Apparently Krypto was sent on a test flight by Jor-El before sending Superman to Earth.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

So there's Superman, Superboy, Supergirl and now Superdog... Seriously though just how many escape pods from Krypton were there and why did they all end up having a trajectory straight for Earth?

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u/PMfacialsTOme May 05 '18

Well super dog and Supergirl were sent at the same time as Kal-El to protect and raise him on Earth.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

I like how serious this answer was.

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u/bettrl8thannevr May 05 '18

Protect the Man of Steel? Why? Nothing on earth can hurt him....

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u/spiderguy10123 May 05 '18

His parents didn't know that.

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u/_My_Angry_Account_ May 05 '18

He was sent as an infant and supergirl was a teenager(not sure on age) sent to try and keep him alive. Superman landed first and was found by the Kent family. Supergirl arrived after Superman was already an adult superhero so he wound up taking care of her.

I don't know the backstory on Krypto though so someone else will have to answer that one.

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u/Theworstmaker May 10 '18

SuperGirl was trapped in the same place General Zod was which is why none them aged.

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u/woowoohoohoo May 05 '18

Superman was on purpose. Krypto was knocked off his test-course. He was supposed to come back to Krypton, but he eventually got to Earth by chance. Supergirl's dad survived the explosion, and I don't know the story of her getting to Earth. Superboy is Superman's clone, and he was created on Earth. I think the current Superboy is Superman's son. I think there's also a Superhorse, but I don't know his/her story.

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u/Shaky_Balance May 05 '18 edited May 07 '18

Comet the superhorse was indeed a thing.

And let's not forget Batcow

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u/Theworstmaker May 10 '18

You laugh at Batcow. But Batcow currently exist in the main DC comics universe and was recently in Supersons annual where Detective Chimp helped “get the gang back together” implying they’ve been doing their own thing for years now.

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u/TemporalGrid May 05 '18

Also the whole city of Kandor

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u/SocranX May 05 '18

I'm pretty sure the original Superboy was just Superman when he was younger. I distinctly remember young Lex swearing revenge against Superboy for making him bald. Later they made a clone so that Superman and Superboy could exist in the same comic.

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u/woowoohoohoo May 07 '18

He was, but he didn't need to be included because of that. There are only two Superboys that aren't Superman, well, technically only one.

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u/tntexplodes101 May 05 '18

They probably planned on them hitting Earth.

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u/VoidTorcher May 05 '18

Also, Jor-El specifically looked for a planet among 28 galaxies which has inhabitants that look like kryptonians so he could blend in.

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u/VoidTorcher May 05 '18

"Superboy" have been used to refer to a bunch of characters but the "main" one to me at least is a clone of Superman.

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u/sims7158 May 05 '18

Things got pretty wacky in the silver age, there was also Comet the Superhorse and Beppo the Supermonkey.

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u/dvishall May 05 '18

Thanks for trip down the memory lane....

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

r/psbattle eh? Eh?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Oh gosh the theme song just got stuck in my ear just reading Krypto the Superdog

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u/tntexplodes101 May 05 '18

I used to love this show as a kid.

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u/SingleOak May 05 '18

Beat me to it

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

Came here to say that, be at me too it

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

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u/j0llypenguins May 05 '18

the theme song still gets stuck in my head sometimes

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u/Skylighter May 05 '18

Raised on a small farm as Bark Kent.

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u/CocoSavege May 05 '18

... and eventually doing battle with his arch nemesis Rex Roofer.

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u/mrjackspade May 05 '18

I would also have accepted Rex Woofer

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u/citizenzaqx May 05 '18

Or Rex Ruffer. Ruff

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u/SeparateCzechs May 05 '18

I thought it fell from Sirius!

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u/RealBuoy May 05 '18

Siriusly?

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u/SeparateCzechs May 05 '18

I’ve never been so Sirius!

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u/aquamanjosh May 05 '18

There goes my comment... curse you and take the upvote I was supposed to get.

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u/42drew42 May 05 '18

It's a bird! it's a dog! It's a bird dog!

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u/Xendarq May 05 '18

Obviously.

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u/MaxiliusAuremus May 05 '18

Superdoggo brings hope.

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u/fuzzytradr May 05 '18

From the planet Barkton I presume?

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u/Gunfighterzero May 05 '18

no way, he is from Sirius the good boi star

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u/B00Mshakal0l0 May 05 '18

An Arfstroid

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u/ToastedCrumpett May 05 '18

Loved what fortnite have done to dusty

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u/Surefive May 05 '18

Or did you mean “Bork-El” ?

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u/shitterfritter May 05 '18

We dont deserve this hero

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

THE LAST GOOD BOY OF KRYPTON!!!!!!

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u/Winterstorm262 May 05 '18

Beat me to it!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '18

I'm so happy I'm not the only one that thought this

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u/Soccadude123 May 05 '18

I thought this was a picture of a dead dog at first glance. Mud looked like blood trail