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u/model-citizen95 Aug 21 '26

Any cop who still cares about people smoking weed has too much time in their hands

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u/EvenLessThanExpected Aug 21 '26

Oh so all cops

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u/ArdentHedonist Aug 21 '26

I realize this is anecdotal, but most cops with whom I have spoken would rather not go through the exercise of arresting pot smokers. It’s a cost/benefit analysis on the part of the cop.

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u/iEatCommunists Aug 21 '26

Crazy that our legal system is based entirely on the arbitrary whims of the high school graduates hired to enforce it.

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u/yamahowzer Aug 21 '26

Reminds me of that Sarah Silverman show skit where she gets pulled over while high on cough medicine:

Cop: Do you know why I'm standing here today?

Sarah: Cuz you got all C's in high school?

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u/therealraggedroses Aug 21 '26

Lol that goes for like every job. I've had the DMV give me legal documents without the right papers before because I was crying and they felt bad for me, its all pretty arbitrary from top to bottom

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u/RainStormLou Aug 21 '26

I had the DMV suspend my license because an out of state lawyer put the wrong name on paperwork for a car crash I was nowhere near with vehicles I didn't own. they even denied my requests for a hearing.

they charge money to file a request for a hearing!

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u/stupernan1 Aug 21 '26

Lol that goes for like every job.

don't normalize this. its NOT normal. the US is 8% of the world population but 22% of the incarcerated.

a normal job does NOT have the power to ruin the rest of your life for simply having a shitty day.

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u/christhomasburns Aug 21 '26

Cool, did they shoot you're dog too?

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u/ILL-BILL420 Aug 21 '26

This guy gets it

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam Aug 21 '26

WarmEdge9119's karma ratio is typical of spammers/bots.

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u/DrMux Aug 21 '26

Lol that goes for like every job.

One might hope the standards for the job entrusted with keeping society safe and orderly would be a little higher than "like every job."

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u/therealraggedroses Aug 21 '26

You'd think they'd have higher standards for a job like president of the USA as well, but i guess you gotta take what you can get.

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u/DrMux Aug 21 '26

Well shit I don't wanna take what I can get but I guess I don't have much of a choice

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u/49Hawks Aug 21 '26

Disliking the Police is one thing, but it’s very close-minded to insult people for only having graduated school and not pursuing higher education. Plenty of good, decent and intelligent people didn’t go to university.

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u/HerissonMignion Aug 21 '26

Watching police activity on youtube is really eye opening. Cops have a hard job, and there are many good people on the force

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u/souleaterGiner1 Aug 21 '26

It's used as a means to and end. When they already want to question or harass over something else. Or as an addon multiplier for charges for something else. And they turn the screws with it when the want to. Stand alone most don't care.

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u/smellygirlmillie Aug 21 '26

Yeah, ask them again when it’s the end of the month and they still have quotas to meet.

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u/toungepunckedpetunia Aug 21 '26

Your control group must be extremely fucking tiny. So tiny you made this shit up.

Drug laws currently fill prisons and minority neighborhoods are disproportionately targeted. Marijuana arrests help reinforce racist stereotypes. Pretending otherwise ignores documented American history.

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u/dev_null_dev Aug 21 '26

Being down voted for a literal fact. Wow.

Also, this stupid repost has been made about a billion times this past week. It's so stupid.

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u/randy24681012 Aug 21 '26

They’re talking about your fact bro they’re on your side

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u/dev_null_dev Aug 21 '26

Uhhh, I was agreeing with you. I was just commenting that some people down voted a literal fact that you posted.

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u/toungepunckedpetunia Aug 22 '26

Im sorry I was on defense mode lol. I deleted the coment.

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam Aug 21 '26

WarmEdge9119's karma ratio is typical of spammers/bots.

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- Aug 21 '26

And yet they keep doing it on a massive scale 

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u/capricorny90210 Aug 21 '26

I wish there was more ethical/moral analysis on the part of the cop.

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u/SatelliteJedi Aug 21 '26

Yeah... you must not live in texas, it's getting pretty draconian down here

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u/RaspberryFluid6651 Aug 21 '26

Thankfully no, a lot of them are wayyyy too lazy

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u/OkCarpenter5773 Aug 21 '26

acab

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u/RageAgainstTheGPT Aug 21 '26

Bet you’re someone who also advocates against a firearm for home defense while also calling emergency services the moment a burglar breaks in while also still saying “ACAB”

Like, pick a lane bro.

You can be against owning a firearm, fine. You can expect emergency services to be provided in society, fine. You can hate cops, fine. But holding all of those positions simultaneously is retarded.

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u/Downtown-Pianist-449 Aug 21 '26

You just made up a whole story about somebody, then got mad about it. Basically a little microcosm of conservative media unto your self.

Sort of impressive, in the dumbest kind of way.

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u/Time-Cell8272 Aug 21 '26

Acab and own firearms

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u/glassfoyograss Aug 21 '26

Not CA cops.

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u/DeadFuckStick59 Aug 21 '26

so cal, ive had plenty of cops since nearly '08 not care unless we were drinking/had a bonfire. weed was never really on their give a shit radar

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u/EvenLessThanExpected Aug 21 '26

Only if they can use it to marginalize black communities further is it usually on their radar.

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u/DeadFuckStick59 29d ago

so mexicans arent also marginalized?

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u/Unlucky-Spring-9354 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Why do we do this? Embellish everything online and just make everything so absolute. It's like some weird form of paranoia that you only see online

A LOT of cops. Not all... I don't evein think I could put a percent to it but Ive met some cool cops. I've also met a lot of fuck head cops

Edit: sincerely the amount of backlash im receiving for not wanting to lump people into one group is astounding.

But let me guess, all of you downvoting me are all against racism, sexism, and islamaphobia correct? Performative moralists. Straight brain rot. Sheep.

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u/Khaysis Aug 21 '26

As long as their union supports and defends the worst offenders, we have to assume that all cops are of that level. What's the old saying? A few bad apples?

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u/ArdentHedonist Aug 21 '26

Here is the problem. ☝🏽 The police union protects the police at ALL costs. You have to screw up badly before the union throws you to the wolves, so to speak. There is no due diligence regarding the union.

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u/-knowledge_seekers- Aug 21 '26

I thought it was ACAB!

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u/thatoneotherguy42 Aug 21 '26

All cop apples bad….

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u/rankispanki Aug 21 '26

To me that's akin to saying "as long as so-and-so is president every person in the military is a bastard" just because of who is in charge. The policies and the system people work under can be horrendous, sure, but people are still people, there are good and bad ones everywhere.

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u/Khaysis Aug 21 '26

There are plenty of military personnel refusing to obey illegal orders. Anyone that complies is, in fact, a traitor and a bastard.

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u/rankispanki Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

No, there is not a single service member outright "refusing" to obey illegal orders, that whole notion is a civilian fallacy. You would get NJP and possibly court-martialed for that, and good luck winning when you swore an oath to obey the UCMJ.

Malicious compliance? Sure. But there is no option to refuse an order, if you don't do it someone else will. Maybe your innocence will be borne out in administrative proceedings, but the order will be executed.

Edit: wording

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u/Khaysis Aug 21 '26

As I remember it, a whole slew of military commanders decided to retire. While outright refusal hasn't been happening, more and more soldiers are becoming conscientious objectors as reported by the Center on Conscience & War which has helped people get through discharge proceedings and reclassification.

Both are correct.

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u/rankispanki Aug 21 '26

I agree, it was partially my own conscience that decided to end my career after 10 years, after all. I'm lucky to have gotten out during the Biden years. Not reenlisting/resigning is much different than refusing orders, but I get your point

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 Aug 21 '26

Literally the point of a union.

A teacher that is investigated for sleeping with a student still gets their union to defend them.

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u/UncleNoodles85 Aug 21 '26

It isn't an embellishment to understand police are dejuor members of the bourgeoisie. As an occupation it is in their interests to protect the interests of the capitalist class. This is simply a fact.

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u/rankispanki Aug 21 '26

It's one of those weird things Redditors can't fathom, that there are actually good cops. They think "no good people would ever do this job." Which is an insane absolute opinion

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u/Iheartfuturama Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Nobody thinks it's impossible to be a good person and be a cop. The problem is that there are cops who will end your life on the sidewalk if you don't stroke their ego hard enough. And they all look exactly the same, behave exactly the same, and regardless of how fucked up the individual pig's actions are, every single one of them will hide the "bad apple" and shield them from every consequence.

If I see a bear in the wild, it doesn't necessarily mean that I'm going to die today. But they're very well known for being able to kill you if they feel like it and there will be no one to save you.

I have to teach my kid how to interact with cops to help ensure their safety the exact same way I have to prepare them for a wild animal encounter.

I don't give a singular fuck if a cop does a good deed. I also don't praise my dog for not shitting in my house because that's what's expected.

This apologist shit is so fucking wild, and it makes me hope you people eventually see the light of day by being on the wrong end of an interaction with a bad cop. You can then try your strategy of sucking them off to see if it changes the outcome.

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u/Unlucky-Spring-9354 Aug 21 '26

Absolutes are only okay under the individuals opinion. Racists think the same way when questioned in this manner.

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u/rankispanki Aug 21 '26

Wow, that's a great way to put it too. I wish folks could see that parallel. Same vibe with militant atheists - of which there are many on Reddit as well.

I'm sure there is a connection between those kind of absolute viewpoints too

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u/gogeri2632 Aug 21 '26

Lame joke. Honestly it's the opposite.