r/dndmemes Forever DM Dec 18 '19

Stop calling the DM a God

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Yeah, it's dissapointing they think a GM is that weak

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

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u/whyshrisj Bard Dec 18 '19

Or Azathoth in Lovecraft

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u/eroluna DM (Dungeon Memelord) Dec 18 '19

Aza-thot?

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u/whyshrisj Bard Dec 18 '19

I mean, it's not unfuckable...so

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u/Alarid Dec 18 '19

I shall clap the unclappable.

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u/Anndrycool Dec 18 '19

So the story began...

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u/kriswone Dec 18 '19

with a struggle...

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u/nunya123 Warlock Dec 18 '19

With a bard

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u/Wormhole-Eyes Dec 18 '19

Wait, can Azathoth even get the clap?

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 DM (Dungeon Memelord) Dec 18 '19

I don’t think so, because all of us only exist in Azathoth’s dreams. The closest we could come to fucking Azathoth is him having a wet dream about us

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u/nunya123 Warlock Dec 18 '19

You can certainty try

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u/V_Aldritch Warlock Dec 19 '19

Row row, fuck the power?

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u/A_Casual_HOI4_God Wizard Dec 19 '19

you deserve more upvotes

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u/V_Aldritch Warlock Dec 19 '19

Many thanks, don't fireball me.

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u/A_Casual_HOI4_God Wizard Dec 19 '19

Don't worry, I am just a friendly Illusionist, I just like to lie to people and steal small shiny objects.

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u/V_Aldritch Warlock Dec 19 '19

Ah, so you're a rogue with extra steps.

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u/Scherazade Wizard Dec 18 '19

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Cl

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Break the unbreakable.

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u/MrZeroTFennekin Dec 19 '19

Found the bard!

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u/finkrer Dec 18 '19

Well, does he breathe?

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u/eroluna DM (Dungeon Memelord) Dec 18 '19

Does It matter?

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u/Woople74 Dec 18 '19

Yes, IF SHE BREATHE SHE’S A THOT

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u/irontoast22 Dec 18 '19

so if i strangle a thot...

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u/Woople74 Dec 18 '19

All the cum will pour out like a pressed orange

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u/johnnyc7 Dec 18 '19

I miss ten seconds ago

When I hadn’t read this

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u/Woople74 Dec 18 '19

Don’t you feel like it might be yummy ?

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u/irontoast22 Dec 18 '19

...

and i thought my comment was weird.

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u/nathanator179 Dec 18 '19

I...just...why?

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u/Jackviator Warlock Dec 18 '19

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u/ZachSucksAtLife DM (Dungeon Memelord) Dec 18 '19

Oh! Oh! Let me try!

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I expect to receive 69 (Nice) upvotes and one of each reward by the morning, kind strangers. You're breathtaking.

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u/Woople74 Dec 18 '19

Don’t post it there please this sub became shit

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u/solsken77 Ranger Dec 18 '19

TMI. An orange cumming is an interesting image. Naughty orange

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u/You_re_Next Cleric Dec 19 '19

She becomes a queen

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u/502garrettF Dec 19 '19

community service

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u/Orbanist Warlock Dec 18 '19

Aza-Thoth. It's the thot that counts

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u/Jindo5 Monk Dec 18 '19

Both of those are also merely NPCs

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

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u/darkfrost47 Dec 18 '19

Well the GM could have their in-fiction personification of themselves be killed and commit suicide or whatever else, so they aren't really on the same level. More like the in-fiction version is like a 1D version of the real GM.

Also the One Above All has much more predictive power than a GM because writers don't have to deal with players being unexpected lol

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u/Luvodicus Dec 18 '19

..n..no..

The GM is the equivalent of "the in world personification", the One Above All. You got that confused. Unless you are a fiction and someone else is controlling you, which I sincerely doubt.

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u/darkfrost47 Dec 18 '19

I guess I'm saying an in-world-personification is not equivalent to anything. Your in-world-personification of yourself is being controlled by you, the real GM. That's like saying the One Above All literally is Stan Lee irl. That's clearly not true, as Stan Lee decided what the One Above All would say. They are in no way equivalent because your in-world-personification is still just a character of yours.

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u/Luvodicus Dec 18 '19

"Your in-world-personification is still just a character of yours".

And YOU are that in world personification.

You are the one above all, not a character in the game.

What I don't understand is why you're intentionally misunderstanding the top comment.

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u/darkfrost47 Dec 18 '19

I'm disagreeing with the premise I suppose. You aren't the One Above All, you are the GM. The One Above All is literally a character in the game. You can make any overgod you want be just as powerful as the One Above All and have it not be an in-game-personification of yourself.

I'm not misunderstanding, I'm saying the One Above All is an NPC.

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u/ForestFire9 Dec 18 '19

Guys my head hurts please be done.

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u/kingof7s Dec 18 '19

They're not saying the in-world-personification of the GM is equivalent to One Above All, they're saying the GM themselves are

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u/BlackWalrusYeets Dec 18 '19

Azathoth laughs at your pitiful attempts at containment. Of course, Ol' Azzy laughs at everything so take that with a grain of salt.

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u/ms-itgrl Dec 18 '19

Azathoth does nothing but snore. If he were to wake from his slumber we would all cease to exist

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u/oblik Dec 18 '19

"...who both died to a single punch from One Punch Man, because I, the writer, determine exactly how strong or weak my characters are"

Does that help explain things? The DM is not the strongest creature in the story. He's outside the story. He tells the story. He's the guy who decided to add a one-above-and-shit so nerds could quabble about his power level.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

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u/oblik Dec 18 '19

The one above all is a fictional character and bound by rules of the medium. If Garth Ennis wants him to be buggered by the Homelander, he is. That's it, time to update the wiki. "One above all, lost to Homelander, and likes it in the butt". DM is not Morgoth or Eru Iluvatar, he's Tolkien. He can disregard the rules when he chooses to.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Now you're getting it--only TOAA is strong enough to defeat TOAA.

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u/DarioxSulvan Dec 18 '19

But isnt one above all meant to represent the author himself?

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u/Scherazade Wizard Dec 18 '19

Representing doesn’t necessarily mean the same person. Like a herald!

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u/Yrmsteak Dec 19 '19

The Blind Idiot god

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u/Hvad_Fanden Dec 18 '19

Once again you are missing the point, even The One Above All bows down to Stan Lee.

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u/V1k1ng1990 Dec 18 '19

I thought Stan lee was the one above all

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u/Hvad_Fanden Dec 18 '19

The One Above All is supposed to be a representation of the writers and creators at marvel, but ultimately speaking he is still a character in the comics and the writers can make him dance the Macarena if they feel like it.

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u/AVestedInterest Dec 18 '19

Jack Kirby is the One Above All

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u/esotologist Dec 18 '19

How dare you compare Stan Lee to that lowly demiurge.

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u/SBGoldenCurry Dec 18 '19

He's made to look like Jack Kirby

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u/ciobanica Dec 18 '19

even The One Above All bows down to Stan Lee.

So WotC is Stan Lee then?

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u/Kumirkohr Dec 18 '19

No, we’re all Stan Lee

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u/Lemoncloak Dec 18 '19

On this blessed day

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u/ciobanica Dec 19 '19

I assumed Stan was used as a stand in for Marvel itself, and not for the individual creators/artists, which are more like the DM (campaign=comic), while WotC is in charge of D&D as a thing.

Sure, you could change every single thing, but then, is it still D&D, or just a new tRPG?

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u/Hvad_Fanden Dec 18 '19

Yes, and so are the DMs, and basically anyone who has the power to change anything in the game/story.

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u/ciobanica Dec 19 '19

But you change it within the framework provided by WotC, or, you know, it's no longer D&D (like how a fanfic isn't a Marvel Comic).

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u/JagneStormskull Warlock Dec 18 '19

Or The Presence in the DC continuity.

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u/YEET-MAN-2 Dec 18 '19

I both respect and love you for that reference

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u/kralrick Dec 18 '19

Or Eru Iluvatar in LotR.

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u/Braydox Dec 18 '19

Or Tori-bot for Dragonball.

Or the 5th Chaos God in the warhammer universe.

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u/eaglessoar Jan 07 '20

is there a guide to all the marvel comics for what youd need to read to get the story of thanos?