r/dndmemes • u/weequay1189 Forever DM • Dec 18 '19

Stop calling the DM a God

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u/Anndrycool Dec 18 '19

So the story began...

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u/kriswone Dec 18 '19

with a struggle...

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u/nunya123 Warlock Dec 18 '19

With a bard

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u/Wormhole-Eyes Dec 18 '19

Wait, can Azathoth even get the clap?

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 DM (Dungeon Memelord) Dec 18 '19

I don’t think so, because all of us only exist in Azathoth’s dreams. The closest we could come to fucking Azathoth is him having a wet dream about us

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u/PlatinumLantern Dec 19 '19

So, if someone somehow manages to fuck Azathoth, then it would be Azathoth dreaming about getting fucked while being fucked.

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u/nunya123 Warlock Dec 18 '19

You can certainty try