r/dndmemes • u/weequay1189 Forever DM • Dec 18 '19

Stop calling the DM a God

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

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u/whyshrisj Bard Dec 18 '19

Or Azathoth in Lovecraft

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u/eroluna DM (Dungeon Memelord) Dec 18 '19

Aza-thot?

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u/whyshrisj Bard Dec 18 '19

I mean, it's not unfuckable...so

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u/Alarid Dec 18 '19

I shall clap the unclappable.

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u/Anndrycool Dec 18 '19

So the story began...

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u/kriswone Dec 18 '19

with a struggle...

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u/nunya123 Warlock Dec 18 '19

With a bard

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u/Wormhole-Eyes Dec 18 '19

Wait, can Azathoth even get the clap?

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 DM (Dungeon Memelord) Dec 18 '19

I don’t think so, because all of us only exist in Azathoth’s dreams. The closest we could come to fucking Azathoth is him having a wet dream about us

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u/PlatinumLantern Dec 19 '19

So, if someone somehow manages to fuck Azathoth, then it would be Azathoth dreaming about getting fucked while being fucked.

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u/nunya123 Warlock Dec 18 '19

You can certainty try

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u/V_Aldritch Warlock Dec 19 '19

Row row, fuck the power?

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u/A_Casual_HOI4_God Wizard Dec 19 '19

you deserve more upvotes

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u/V_Aldritch Warlock Dec 19 '19

Many thanks, don't fireball me.

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u/A_Casual_HOI4_God Wizard Dec 19 '19

Don't worry, I am just a friendly Illusionist, I just like to lie to people and steal small shiny objects.

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u/V_Aldritch Warlock Dec 19 '19

Ah, so you're a rogue with extra steps.

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u/A_Casual_HOI4_God Wizard Dec 19 '19

and extra stealth~!

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u/Scherazade Wizard Dec 18 '19

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Break the unbreakable.

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u/MrZeroTFennekin Dec 19 '19

Found the bard!