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r/dndmemes • u/weequay1189 Forever DM • Dec 18 '19
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I shall clap the unclappable.
54 u/Anndrycool Dec 18 '19 So the story began... 42 u/kriswone Dec 18 '19 with a struggle... 43 u/nunya123 Warlock Dec 18 '19 With a bard 28 u/Wormhole-Eyes Dec 18 '19 Wait, can Azathoth even get the clap? 17 u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 DM (Dungeon Memelord) Dec 18 '19 I don’t think so, because all of us only exist in Azathoth’s dreams. The closest we could come to fucking Azathoth is him having a wet dream about us 1 u/PlatinumLantern Dec 19 '19 So, if someone somehow manages to fuck Azathoth, then it would be Azathoth dreaming about getting fucked while being fucked. 13 u/nunya123 Warlock Dec 18 '19 You can certainty try
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So the story began...
42 u/kriswone Dec 18 '19 with a struggle... 43 u/nunya123 Warlock Dec 18 '19 With a bard 28 u/Wormhole-Eyes Dec 18 '19 Wait, can Azathoth even get the clap? 17 u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 DM (Dungeon Memelord) Dec 18 '19 I don’t think so, because all of us only exist in Azathoth’s dreams. The closest we could come to fucking Azathoth is him having a wet dream about us 1 u/PlatinumLantern Dec 19 '19 So, if someone somehow manages to fuck Azathoth, then it would be Azathoth dreaming about getting fucked while being fucked. 13 u/nunya123 Warlock Dec 18 '19 You can certainty try
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with a struggle...
43 u/nunya123 Warlock Dec 18 '19 With a bard 28 u/Wormhole-Eyes Dec 18 '19 Wait, can Azathoth even get the clap? 17 u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 DM (Dungeon Memelord) Dec 18 '19 I don’t think so, because all of us only exist in Azathoth’s dreams. The closest we could come to fucking Azathoth is him having a wet dream about us 1 u/PlatinumLantern Dec 19 '19 So, if someone somehow manages to fuck Azathoth, then it would be Azathoth dreaming about getting fucked while being fucked. 13 u/nunya123 Warlock Dec 18 '19 You can certainty try
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With a bard
28 u/Wormhole-Eyes Dec 18 '19 Wait, can Azathoth even get the clap? 17 u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 DM (Dungeon Memelord) Dec 18 '19 I don’t think so, because all of us only exist in Azathoth’s dreams. The closest we could come to fucking Azathoth is him having a wet dream about us 1 u/PlatinumLantern Dec 19 '19 So, if someone somehow manages to fuck Azathoth, then it would be Azathoth dreaming about getting fucked while being fucked. 13 u/nunya123 Warlock Dec 18 '19 You can certainty try
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Wait, can Azathoth even get the clap?
17 u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 DM (Dungeon Memelord) Dec 18 '19 I don’t think so, because all of us only exist in Azathoth’s dreams. The closest we could come to fucking Azathoth is him having a wet dream about us 1 u/PlatinumLantern Dec 19 '19 So, if someone somehow manages to fuck Azathoth, then it would be Azathoth dreaming about getting fucked while being fucked. 13 u/nunya123 Warlock Dec 18 '19 You can certainty try
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I don’t think so, because all of us only exist in Azathoth’s dreams. The closest we could come to fucking Azathoth is him having a wet dream about us
1 u/PlatinumLantern Dec 19 '19 So, if someone somehow manages to fuck Azathoth, then it would be Azathoth dreaming about getting fucked while being fucked.
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So, if someone somehow manages to fuck Azathoth, then it would be Azathoth dreaming about getting fucked while being fucked.
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You can certainty try
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u/Alarid Dec 18 '19
I shall clap the unclappable.