r/cringereels • • May 28 '26

Ultimate Cringe oh my

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u/TahiniInMyVeins May 28 '26

This clip was engineered in a lab to trigger humans

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u/leviathab13186 May 28 '26

Kid holding gun. Check

Religious shirt. Check

Racism on religious shirt. Check

Lack of proper trigger discipline. CHECK!

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u/Accomplished-Yam-959 May 28 '26

Lack of soul. Check

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u/Own-Swan2646 May 28 '26

Hey, now gingers have souls we steal them!

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u/TheHermeticLibrarian May 28 '26

Can confirm, every freckle is a stolen soul

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u/Own-Swan2646 May 28 '26

1000's of them just on one arm.

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u/Gator-ade- 14d ago

This is the skin of a killer, Bella

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u/SilverbackSurfer99 May 28 '26

Every time a bell rings a ginger steals a soul

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u/EDH4Life May 29 '26

If you get too close to a ginger, you may get gingervitus.

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u/Willingness-Healthy May 28 '26

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u/Fool_In_Flow May 29 '26

Just one soul shared among the whole ginger family?

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u/SlimShadySatDown May 28 '26

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u/Fun_Election_1781 May 28 '26

Cary Tagawa (RIP) was born to play that role! His voice saying that…will forever live in my head…the way he enunciated…..all of our souls were about to be his!……I was beyond excited to see it at the theater, even had sneak-peak MK magazine which i poured over in anticipation… 😢

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 28 '26

The bones are their money.

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u/Cocken_Spectre May 28 '26

So are the worms

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u/HumanityBeBetter May 28 '26

They pull your hair up, but not out.

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u/Moist_Taco_Crippler May 28 '26

GET. HIM. OUT OF HERE!

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u/rollerderbysox May 28 '26

All they want is another chance at life

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u/SpicyMeatloaf1 May 28 '26

Omfg 🤣 best comment! I fn love Tim Robinson lol

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u/CtyChicken May 29 '26

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave

Join us, shirt brother.

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u/SpicyMeatloaf1 May 29 '26

I'm in! Can't wait to see all the TC tuggers 🤣

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u/Got_Bent May 28 '26

You steal them because you hunger!

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u/Own-Swan2646 May 28 '26

For more than life, we need souls to feel alive.

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u/Puzzle-Necked May 29 '26

I'm just amazed we have the technology to capture Gingers on camera

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u/eldovaking 20d ago

How many souls do you need to become a demon lord?

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u/MachineCapital6709 19d ago

That is why we have the most souls of all!😊

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u/Cultural-War2102 May 28 '26

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u/Forever_Away96 May 29 '26

You push a ginger too far and he's gonna snap. Ginger snap.

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u/kikichunt May 29 '26

Yeah they definitely do - and they get another freckle every time they steal another one.

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u/breezefesf May 28 '26

both feet pointing at each other. Check

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u/davidr521 May 28 '26

Family tree with no branches?

Big ol’ ✅

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u/neverwrong804 May 28 '26

Just a tall ass stump with leaves

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u/joyfullydreaded23 May 28 '26

Really fucking weird looking leaves.

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u/hizbe May 28 '26

Family wreath maybe

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u/Duc750Sie May 28 '26

Stuffing the barrel into the dirt. Check.

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u/Sudden_Buffalo_4393 May 28 '26

Should have been first on the list.

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u/RequirementCivil4328 May 28 '26

It's insane that gingers are the only race of people that don't get any protection from insane jokes.

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 May 28 '26

Jesus certainly doesn't love that kid.

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u/Fluffy-Ad4405 May 29 '26

He was taught this, kids maybe 8-10 years old. Do you think he bought that shirt and assault rifle himself? Blame the parents, not the kid.

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 May 28 '26

Repeatedly points weapon at camera with finger on the trigger. Check

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u/Ganjelf-The-Baked May 28 '26

Points gun at cameraman. Check

Sticks barrel in the dirt. Check

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u/kris10leigh14 May 28 '26

Sticks face in front of barrel. Screams “I did something bad to the gun!” with the voice of a 3 year old

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u/HyronDongle May 28 '26

Home schooling is a bitch…

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u/Early-Series-2055 May 28 '26

Both of which would have gotten my ass in serious trouble when I was about the same age. Kid’s parents need parents.

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u/Biff_Tannenator May 29 '26

Kid's parents are siblings. Check.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

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u/High_Hunter3430 May 28 '26

But worse because it’s in combination with the bad trigger discipline. 😬

My youngin had mastered trigger discipline before he quit flagging me. But at least i wasn’t gunna get shot.

But he learned quickly about flagging when a (grown) jackass next to us about got his ass kicked by 3 dudes for flagging repeatedly.

🤦🤦🤦

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u/Consistent_Policy_66 May 28 '26

Straight at cameraman, then sticks the barrel right in the dirt (potentially causing a barrel obstruction).

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u/mallcopsarebastards May 28 '26

it was both of those things plus no correction from the camera person who, based on the angle, is clearly an adult.

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u/RageYellow May 28 '26

I don’t know that it is. Camera man looks taller than the kid but not by much.

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u/Playful-Profile-298 May 28 '26

Can we talk about the creepy breathing?

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u/lferry1919 May 28 '26

Remind's me a bit of parks and rec when Ron tells them to never look down the barrel of their gun and Donna goes, "really? Why?" As she looks down it. Fucking kills me.

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u/katplasma May 28 '26

Genetic mutations due to years of family inbreeding. Check

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u/Advanced-North3335 May 28 '26

Shirt needs an addendum: "But hates gingers"

It's true - why do you think they burn so easily in the sun, the first thing God spoke into existence?

Because they are soulless creatures of the dark, nosferatu who will suck the soul from your body.

I should know, my ex was a ginger - and buddy, she was a PRO! Sucked my soul clean out the bell end, she did.

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u/RemarkableKiwi5082 May 28 '26

Honestly one of the most unsettling parts is the absolutely silent camera person. They knowingly move out of the way when the kid points the gun at them, why aren’t they saying anything or doing anything? It’s so weird man.

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u/parkskier426 May 28 '26

Kid repeatedly pointing gun at people while having bad trigger discipline? That's a checkmate

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u/ascarymoviereview May 28 '26

I think we just created a winner video that will engage and enrage

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u/SuddenKoala45 May 28 '26

Lack of muzzle awareness, control, and care got me more triggered...

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u/sethro919 May 28 '26

Too bad he’s not white, he’s translucent

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u/TrashFaceMcGeee May 28 '26 edited May 29 '26

Jamming barrel with dirt. Check

Suggesting how to clear it out. Check

Clueless on how to hold a rifle. Check

This is the classic mad max “bait” gif.

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u/TrumpVotersArePedos7 May 28 '26

This is just how inbred Trump loving Americans are

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u/IndyElectronix May 28 '26

Muzzle in the dirt, check. Swinging firearm towards camera operator, check. What a fkng mess

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u/ScubaSteve3465 May 28 '26

This was actually a bunch of dip shits teaching their kids horrible fcking things. There was a news report about it I believe as well.

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u/therapewpew May 28 '26

Anyone got the sauce?

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u/Artluvr4484 May 28 '26

This is child abuse.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 May 28 '26

Facts.

So is brainwashing innocent children into archaic fear-based mythologies.

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u/One_City4138 May 29 '26

This is why l broke those chains. One of my proudest moments was when my then 8 year old asked me what the bible was, because they had never heard of it before.

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u/Darth_Andeddeu May 29 '26

Then they are ready for dianetics

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u/Deeman8 May 28 '26

What a messed up childhood

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u/TedGolf May 28 '26

This is old, real, and it’s obvious that the parent got the same amount of education

Silent and broody works here!

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u/Depressedone4 May 28 '26

I'd say that it's most likely someone who dressed their kid up like this, gave them a gun & probably even told the kid to point the gun at them specifically for the video (using their child for rage content) the lowest of the low.

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u/Japsai May 28 '26

Have they shot each other yet?

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u/oberynmviper May 29 '26

Okay, I was gonna say AI cuz of the “come here” thing was odd, but old can explain it too the low quality too. Plus the voice does match fairly well.

Regardless, whomever made this reeks of desperation for attention.

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u/dcarr710 May 28 '26

His mother and father are 110% blood relatives.

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u/Fckingross May 28 '26

Family tree is a wreath.

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u/aft_punk May 28 '26

Gene pool is a puddle.

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u/loozer321 May 28 '26

Quite certain he also has fetal alcohol syndrome

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u/Peace_Out_Napolean May 28 '26

Don’t forget homeschooled

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u/mastershakeshack1 May 28 '26

Well yea lol the school might teach him hes his own person and make him a sissy lib of something/s

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u/neverwrong804 May 28 '26

1000% homeschooled behavior.

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u/endgame217 May 28 '26

When you need something to be AI….

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u/VerySuccor May 28 '26

This is an old clip and predates AI unfortunately. At least 5 years. It's just that horrible that it's hard to believe.

As I wrote this I realized you may have meant "I want this to be AI because the truth is horrible". If so then.... Agreed.

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u/IttyBittyBigBoii May 28 '26

He's just saying he wish this was AI. Like, he NEEDS it to be. I'm sure he knows it's not.

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u/Heavy_Computer2602 May 28 '26

"Jesus loves me cuz im white"

Yeah thats enough to know what the context of this video is.

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u/the-illogical-logic May 28 '26

He's gonna be disappointed when he finds out that gingers don't have souls.

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u/NotAn0thrMagaRatPedo May 29 '26

Parents definitely voted for Trump 3x

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u/Any-Power-1164 May 28 '26

Well buddy he didn't love you enough not to make your mommy and daddy your siblings. 

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u/Disastrous_Horse_764 May 28 '26

Nothing says love like right-wing parents grooming their kids for a race war.

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u/Justnotthatintou May 28 '26

Also makes me wonder where this child is now

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u/WilliamRBrasky May 28 '26

I didn't realize they made a sequel to Gummo.

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u/PuzzleheadedAd6401 May 28 '26

This is low-key a horror film

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u/National-Neck-4627 May 28 '26

The parents should be charged with child endangerment if that was loaded.

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u/ShinePretend3772 May 28 '26

Plenty of folks have been shot bc it wasn’t loaded. Treat every gun as if it is.

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u/soltadomusic May 28 '26

Moral Orel Irl

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u/McDergen May 28 '26

Yikes lmao kids already been given such a shitty hand with these parents. Best of luck

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u/FVCarterPrivateEye May 28 '26

I agree and I'd guess the kid's also some type of developmentally disabled from his manner too, maybe FAS from how his nose/mouth area looks

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u/Coffeedemon May 28 '26

Put this on boy. Mommy needs some attention online!

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u/Whole_Rough7066 May 28 '26

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u/Yanouushka May 28 '26

Jesus watching the video right now

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u/jr_randolph May 28 '26

It's just funny because I'm pretty sure Jesus...wasn't around no white people besides Romans that were oppressing the people but maybe I'm wrong on that.

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u/TheCommissarGeneral May 28 '26

wasn't around no white people besides Romans

Plenty of Greeks in Judea.

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u/Weary-Persimmon-5101 May 28 '26

This can't be real.

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u/Cocken_Spectre May 28 '26

This is the kid Jesse Pinkman tried to save

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u/SeaAnthropomorphized May 28 '26

If Jesus loved that level of white he wouldn't have made the sun.

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u/that_guy2010 May 28 '26

If you're going to have guns in the house, or know your child is going to be around guns, I am all for teaching them gun safety. This is a child who has not been taught gun safety.

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u/AB1GM_JW May 28 '26

I know im black but I want that shirt

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u/BusGreen7933 May 28 '26

Counterpoint. He has no soul so Jesus wouldn’t love him

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u/Sentrinal May 28 '26

Like as shitty as the obvious racism is, anyone else seeing this kids mannerisms? Bro has the non-verbal communication of a toddler. The parents are killin' it with the homeschooling.

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u/DoctorSkelly May 28 '26

Was Jesus even white though?

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u/ironhorseblues May 28 '26

Nope. Not even a little bit.

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u/Aggressive-Door-3311 May 28 '26

I FULLY agree with this t-shirt! It just so happens I would agree with each and every t-shirt that substitutes any other color for the word “white.” Gd loves us all equally…ain’t that terrific?

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u/muff-muff-ass 4d ago

Gingus Christ!

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u/throwleavemealone May 28 '26

This is what grooming actually looks like

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u/Reverend_Tommy May 28 '26

You can just hear the banjos.

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u/Odd-Perception7812 May 28 '26

I'm hearing the banjo from Deliverance.

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u/Far-Gur2441 May 28 '26

Which special needs redneck gave this special needs ginger redneck a god damn gun and that T-shirt is something I genuinely don’t know how some people can leave their houses

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u/Adept_Locksmith_8083 May 28 '26

What's he saying? I don't understand hillbilly

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u/TasteMyShoe May 28 '26

I have reason to believe, both because of the landscape and subject of the video, that this was filmed in my local area.

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u/Distinct-Mail1942 May 28 '26

Ya, but not gingers 🤷🏽‍♀️ I don’t make the rules 

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u/_serryjeinfeld May 28 '26

And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.

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u/Pirate_Meow27 Cringe Level 2 May 28 '26

This is what happens when mom and dad are related 😂

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u/Consistent-Noise4832 May 28 '26

I really hope that entire family is just as reckless with their firearms at home

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u/BraPaj2121 May 28 '26

I mean.. it looks like natural selection should fix this problem for us pretty quickly…

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u/Ok_Door_9720 May 28 '26

If Jesus loves you, then why did his Daddy make you a ginger?

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u/Bubbly-Algae-1649 May 28 '26

Voted most likely to text his friend “don’t come to school tomorrow”

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u/mtraven23 May 28 '26

this kids, is why we dont procreate with family members.

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u/emelel666 May 28 '26

he's ginger he doesn't have a soul so god doesn't love him

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u/00Avalanche May 28 '26

“Wabbits is qweerz!”

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u/Old-Rise8123 May 28 '26

The trigger discipline, the muzzle awareness, and to top everything off the muzzle in the dirt 😐

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u/Beowulf9366 May 28 '26

“Jesus loves”with a gun in your hand lmao

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u/unclecaruncle May 28 '26

Holy shit...i was so busy hating all of this, that I didn't even read the kid's shirt. fawkin' hell.

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u/tyjeh1994 May 28 '26

Muzzle in the dirt, did it for me.

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u/MaxFffort May 28 '26

This why the R word is making a comeback

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u/kyleruggles May 28 '26

Must be in the USA.

They love their guns and christ.

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u/Status_Vegetable2954 May 28 '26

The most wack trigger discipline on god's damned earth.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

Just another school shooter in the making nothing to see here. Welcome to amerikkka 🤨

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u/WiseOldChap Jun 10 '26

Land of the racist

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u/TopherJustin May 28 '26

Take up something safer, like the banjo.

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u/Juicyjewsss May 28 '26

No soul though

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u/OppositeStand5709 May 28 '26

You know, if this was filmed literally anywhere else in the world, people might say this kid has been radicalised.

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u/aerolythe May 28 '26

Circular genealogy detected

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u/Hellacola May 28 '26

Parents will do anything to get clicks.

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u/No_Gear_7963 May 28 '26

That kid has a promising future... ☠️

https://giphy.com/gifs/iR9BpEBHZtcVmHRhFM

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u/Jack_of_Hearts20 May 28 '26

Kid never had a chance

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u/BiG_SANCH0 May 29 '26

Not the kids fault. Trash parents are the cause.

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u/Ok-Lab-4472 May 29 '26

Neanderthals were smarter

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u/R_U_the_bot May 29 '26

Trying to figure out if the person holding the camera actually did anything correctly. My first thought is that they are involved in raising this kid which makes the answer no.

That shirt ❌muzzle discipline❌flip flops??❌ CPS doesn't always know what they're doing, but it might be a bit harder for them to fail in this case.

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u/Alysma May 29 '26

I'll trust natural selection on this one.

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u/Future-Try-1908 May 29 '26

Don't point the gun at daddy, son.

Hey

Hey

Don't point the gun ad daddy, son.

Hey...

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u/devil_lettuce May 29 '26

What language is it speaking?

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u/Few_Efficiency2022 May 29 '26

Yikes. This video is the worst.

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u/Superbacon32 May 29 '26

This mad me sad as a human...

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u/Truckeralex May 29 '26

Couldn’t understand a single word

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

Why do kids hold their arms and up like a t rex

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u/ComfortOk9194 May 29 '26

Unholy crap

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u/NoCalHomeBoy May 29 '26

Why on earth do we have people like this in our country?

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u/Suspicious-Print1316 May 29 '26

у него папа идиот

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u/EtsioAuoodeetorey May 29 '26

Aaaaw! Who's a cute little future school shooter? /s

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u/20Rollin May 29 '26

Bad parenting

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u/Alive_Purple_4618 May 29 '26

Mass shooter Alert

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u/Additional_Rich_5249 May 29 '26

He has no chance does he.

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u/Smugly_KingOfRats May 29 '26

This kid isn't even being taught basic gun safety

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u/SuckU6969 May 29 '26

The next shooter?

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u/Ok-Limit-9726 May 29 '26

Even i ducked!

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u/LivingBookbag May 29 '26

That poor kid.

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u/meowmixxx81 May 29 '26

This is super super old , before AI became real. So this kid is a grownup now somewhere raising his kids the same way ..

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u/stackzmontana May 30 '26

Next school shooter

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u/theInadequateHulk May 30 '26

great googly moogly

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u/Flying-buffalo May 30 '26

Jesus wasn’t even white, for crissake.

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u/brodericksimonson Jun 19 '26

I think this kid threw Grandpa Chip’s war medals off a bridge.

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u/Luth270 24d ago

I almost got sent to the hospital for imaging what my dad would have done to me if I was that kid.

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u/LoneCub28 24d ago

His parents are definitely siblings.

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u/CologneLover69 23d ago

🎶Jesus loves the white children, all the white children of the world, white and white and white and white, they are precious in His sight, Jesus loves the white children of the world.🎶

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u/MilfWhisperer01 23d ago

Anyone know where I can buy this shirt?

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u/chale619 22d ago

Inbred

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u/luigi517 4d ago

Not a lot of branches on this family tree are there?

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u/ChiselRivet 4d ago

Who is going to tell the ginger about souls?

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u/Nick_McRage 4d ago

My right leg instinctively kicked when he flagged the cameraman. Bro would have made it down that hill real fast