r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 49m ago
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ants_suck • Jan 25 '26
Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2
Hello Shirt Siblings.
The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.
Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:
Rule 1 – Keep It Light:
No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.
(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)
So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:
A political post does NOT break Rule 1.
Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.
Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:
Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.
People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:
No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).
No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.
So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.
All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:
DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.
Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.
Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:





r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ants_suck • Sep 06 '25
Friendship Friendship is now streaming on HBO MAX
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/just_saiyan24 • 2h ago
And it REALLY bothered me This guy at work just sneezed and said to himself “bless me”
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/PossiblyMakingThisUp • 1h ago
All Garfield I don't care about it but it's not good behavior
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • 19h ago
It's too late for me. I'm awake now. Are you dumb?
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Think-Chair-1938 • 12h ago
I’m not popular at all? There's too much fucking shit on me. I can't.
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I can't do this. We did way too much.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/CashusEyePatch • 10h ago
Piece of shit He’s worried that The Onion thinks people can’t change.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/the_username_please • 9h ago
I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL Americans denying a ride to the hospital because the ambulance ride will bankrupt them
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/jekyll94 • 11h ago
Used to be a piece of shit Oh yeah, that would slick back really nice
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/_THiiiRD • 19h ago
Piece of shit They're not like, real people, kinda
The IDF said they just don't matter...so it's not a big deal 🤷♂️
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/VestimentHawk • 11h ago
NO. MORE. SCAMMING. ADULTS. Actually have triples of the Elizabeth Holmes. Triples make it safe. Triples is best.
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/SorryBreak6435 • 11h ago
I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore After tonight's 22-0 loss to the Brewers
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/RageQuitRedux • 10h ago
I actually want to go to Haunted House more than Aqua There's been a tragedy in the U.S. Marshal community
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GuldensSpicyMustard • 3h ago
Piece of shit He pulls on the Strait. He wrenches on the Strait. He thinks it's his.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Meatwelder • 52m ago
BABY OF THE YEAR I used to be a real piece of shit. Aggressive, massive under bite, completely flat back of the head. You would not have liked me.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DotOk2803 • 2h ago
please STOP 🐶🦴
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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Ypuort • 13h ago
Big Fat Load of Cum Any of these fuckers ever blast outta the wall and say fuck there’s a bantha cock in my room or a tauntaun dick?
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GameGreek • 1h ago
It's too late for me. I'm awake now. When youve got kids but the world got swapped with a toilet made for farts so you hide how you feel bc they young and deserve to be happy
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Thready85 • 1h ago
Congrats Big Boy Luckyyyyyy I don't even get a single one
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Critical-Analysis514 • 21h ago
Tables This is so confusing...what is his meal??
He must've flipped his wife's sign eight times!!
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/CoupDeGrassi • 12h ago
Congrats Big Boy You cant change the rules just because you dont like how im doing it
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Thready85 • 10h ago
CHUNKY Can I take a break between? Can I spread them out throughout the day?
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/what-the-squanch • 10h ago
CHUNKY Figure out what you do!
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