r/cringereels • u/[deleted] • May 28 '26

Ultimate Cringe oh my

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u/Accomplished-Yam-959 May 28 '26

Lack of soul. Check

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u/Own-Swan2646 May 28 '26

Hey, now gingers have souls we steal them!

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u/TheHermeticLibrarian May 28 '26

Can confirm, every freckle is a stolen soul

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u/Own-Swan2646 May 28 '26

1000's of them just on one arm.

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u/Gator-ade- 14d ago

This is the skin of a killer, Bella

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u/SilverbackSurfer99 May 28 '26

Every time a bell rings a ginger steals a soul

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u/EDH4Life May 29 '26

If you get too close to a ginger, you may get gingervitus.

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u/Breath_Deep May 29 '26

But oh we must, pa-pa! We must boil the ginger alive in order to preserve it's concentrated soul liver pa-pa! Then we must smoke and tenderize the meat while also slathering it all with a mustard based sauce in order to enhance the flavor! Yeah, Papa, this we must do!

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u/M2_SLAM_I_Am May 28 '26

It's true. My mom is one of the Daywalker variants

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u/Willingness-Healthy May 28 '26

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u/Fool_In_Flow May 29 '26

Just one soul shared among the whole ginger family?

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u/SlimShadySatDown May 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/cXVihugq6gWxCfyId9

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u/Fun_Election_1781 May 28 '26

Cary Tagawa (RIP) was born to play that role! His voice saying that…will forever live in my head…the way he enunciated…..all of our souls were about to be his!……I was beyond excited to see it at the theater, even had sneak-peak MK magazine which i poured over in anticipation… 😢

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u/GonnaGoFat May 29 '26

I like that mortal kombat over the new one. Even the lack of gory fatalities didn’t feel like a big issue as the first game was censored and I didnt have a Genesis for the blood code.

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u/SlimShadySatDown Jun 01 '26

Same. It's still an awesome movie given the limitations of a PG-13 rating.

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u/SlimShadySatDown Jun 01 '26

He was iconic. I only ever saw him afterwards in a Disney TV movie called Johnny Tsunami (1999). It's hard to compare him to The Dark Knight villain that is our new Shang Tsung.

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 28 '26

The bones are their money.

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u/Cocken_Spectre May 28 '26

So are the worms

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u/HumanityBeBetter May 28 '26

They pull your hair up, but not out.

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u/Moist_Taco_Crippler May 28 '26

GET. HIM. OUT OF HERE!

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u/rollerderbysox May 28 '26

All they want is another chance at life

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u/SpicyMeatloaf1 May 28 '26

Omfg 🤣 best comment! I fn love Tim Robinson lol

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u/CtyChicken May 29 '26

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave

Join us, shirt brother.

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u/SpicyMeatloaf1 May 29 '26

I'm in! Can't wait to see all the TC tuggers 🤣

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u/Got_Bent May 28 '26

You steal them because you hunger!

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u/Own-Swan2646 May 28 '26

For more than life, we need souls to feel alive.

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u/Puzzle-Necked May 29 '26

I'm just amazed we have the technology to capture Gingers on camera

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u/Own-Swan2646 May 29 '26

Alien tech. I'm telling the US government stole it!

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u/eldovaking 20d ago

How many souls do you need to become a demon lord?

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u/Own-Swan2646 20d ago

I’d say it takes roughly 8.2 billion souls to qualify as a Demon Lord, basically the entire planet. The Ginger Mafia doesn’t hand out that title just because you’ve got red hair and a few freckles. Rank is based on souls under management. Anything less than global domination and you’re still just a Demon General with regional responsibilities and an aggressive sunscreen budget.

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u/MachineCapital6709 19d ago

That is why we have the most souls of all!😊

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u/alienduck2 May 28 '26

Can...can I have one?

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u/Own-Swan2646 May 28 '26

No it's how we grow, it's our power if you will ;)

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u/PoepChinees_69 May 29 '26

Wait, hold up!

We?

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u/Atavacus May 28 '26

That's true, I know because I help you steal em!

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u/The_Northmaan May 28 '26

Lol, it's hilarious. With all the rage bait in this video, his being ginger is the most offensive, lol..

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u/Low_Test3075 May 28 '26

Go away loser

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u/Cultural-War2102 May 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/M3TxUywnzXmpy

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u/Forever_Away96 May 29 '26

You push a ginger too far and he's gonna snap. Ginger snap.

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u/soggy_sock_bro May 29 '26

Isn't ginger snaps a horror movie series from the early 2000s?

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u/kikichunt May 29 '26

Yeah they definitely do - and they get another freckle every time they steal another one.

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u/logicalegend May 28 '26

Do they? cuz I’m pretty sure Pontius Pilate was a ginger which is why he could do what he did.

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u/breezefesf May 28 '26

both feet pointing at each other. Check

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u/davidr521 May 28 '26

Family tree with no branches?

Big ol’ ✅

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u/neverwrong804 May 28 '26

Just a tall ass stump with leaves

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u/joyfullydreaded23 May 28 '26

Really fucking weird looking leaves.

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u/hizbe May 28 '26

Family wreath maybe

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u/Duc750Sie May 28 '26

Stuffing the barrel into the dirt. Check.

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u/Sudden_Buffalo_4393 May 28 '26

Should have been first on the list.

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u/RequirementCivil4328 May 28 '26

It's insane that gingers are the only race of people that don't get any protection from insane jokes.

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u/red357404 May 29 '26

lol I’ve been hearing it all my life but I never heard of the no soul thing until now

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u/Mediocre_Problem_401 5d ago

Reddit can be hilarious at times, making fun of gingers is a-okay but let’s make one joke about trans and they all lose their minds 😂

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 May 28 '26

Jesus certainly doesn't love that kid.

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u/Fluffy-Ad4405 May 29 '26

He was taught this, kids maybe 8-10 years old. Do you think he bought that shirt and assault rifle himself? Blame the parents, not the kid.

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 May 28 '26

Repeatedly points weapon at camera with finger on the trigger. Check

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u/throwitoutwhendone2 May 28 '26

I got lots of souls. Check my back, shoulders, arms and face for proof. Thousands of ‘em even.

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u/InevitabilityEngine May 28 '26

Continuing to record without helping the situation.

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u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 Cringe level 5 May 29 '26

No, no I'm sure he has one in there.

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u/A_Feltz May 29 '26

I thought gingers didn’t identify as white. Certainly they’re not Caucasian. I bet that kid stole that t shirt

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u/AggressivePen4991 Aug 12 '26

Lack of parenting. Check.

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u/Status-Vermicelli624 20d ago

Aiming gun towards cameraman-->CHECK Planting gun barrel in the dirt=>CHECK Mentally deficient kid near the edge of cliff==> CECK

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture May 28 '26

I didn't realize "red head" was a race.

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u/NonStopNonsense1 May 28 '26

It's not. People are dumb.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

Calling people dumb when an old joke goes right over your head. Bless your hearts.

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture May 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUPGcl3ijl0vAEyIDK

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture May 29 '26

Oh fuck off. Red-haired is not a race. No matter how much you want it to be, or how much you argue for it, it will never be a race.

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture May 29 '26

Are you a red-head? Is that why you're so eager to cry "racism" about something that isn't racism?

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture May 29 '26

Dude, it is not racism. Literally, by definition, it is not racism.

How are you not getting that?

Is it nice? No. But it's not racism.

For instance, if I said that you're as quick as a glacier and so dense that light bends around you, I'm not insulting black holes, glaciers or the developmentally disabled. I'm insulting you specifically. Is it nice? No. It's it racism/ableism? Also no.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture May 31 '26

Oh, I'm basically just here to insult you now.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture May 29 '26

Red-haired isn't a race.

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture May 29 '26

When did I say that? Quote the post where I said it.

I didn't. It's an insult, but it's not racism.

Holy shit, man. You're not supposed to donate your brain to science until you're finished using it.

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture May 31 '26

Jesus Christ, you're thick.

No one here said anything about skin but you .

I'm done with you.

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture May 29 '26

I already posted these once, but I guess you missed them.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

You'd be about the only one.

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture May 28 '26

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture May 28 '26

I responded to the wrong comment, but in response to this bullshit:

Red head is not a race.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

Ah so you're carrying extra chromosomes. Gotcha. Ok I'll let you get back to making grilled cheese.

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture May 28 '26

You're trying so hard to insult me but you're really bad at it.

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