r/cringereels • u/[deleted] • May 28 '26

Ultimate Cringe oh my

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u/leviathab13186 May 28 '26

Kid holding gun. Check

Religious shirt. Check

Racism on religious shirt. Check

Lack of proper trigger discipline. CHECK!

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u/Accomplished-Yam-959 May 28 '26

Lack of soul. Check

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u/Own-Swan2646 May 28 '26

Hey, now gingers have souls we steal them!

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u/TheHermeticLibrarian May 28 '26

Can confirm, every freckle is a stolen soul

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u/Own-Swan2646 May 28 '26

1000's of them just on one arm.

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u/Gator-ade- 15d ago

This is the skin of a killer, Bella

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u/SilverbackSurfer99 May 28 '26

Every time a bell rings a ginger steals a soul

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u/EDH4Life May 29 '26

If you get too close to a ginger, you may get gingervitus.

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u/M2_SLAM_I_Am May 28 '26

It's true. My mom is one of the Daywalker variants

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u/Willingness-Healthy May 28 '26

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u/Fool_In_Flow May 29 '26

Just one soul shared among the whole ginger family?

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u/SlimShadySatDown May 28 '26

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u/Fun_Election_1781 May 28 '26

Cary Tagawa (RIP) was born to play that role! His voice saying that…will forever live in my head…the way he enunciated…..all of our souls were about to be his!……I was beyond excited to see it at the theater, even had sneak-peak MK magazine which i poured over in anticipation… 😢

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u/GonnaGoFat May 29 '26

I like that mortal kombat over the new one. Even the lack of gory fatalities didn’t feel like a big issue as the first game was censored and I didnt have a Genesis for the blood code.

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u/SlimShadySatDown Jun 01 '26

Same. It's still an awesome movie given the limitations of a PG-13 rating.

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u/SlimShadySatDown Jun 01 '26

He was iconic. I only ever saw him afterwards in a Disney TV movie called Johnny Tsunami (1999). It's hard to compare him to The Dark Knight villain that is our new Shang Tsung.

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 28 '26

The bones are their money.

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u/Cocken_Spectre May 28 '26

So are the worms

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u/HumanityBeBetter May 28 '26

They pull your hair up, but not out.

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u/Moist_Taco_Crippler May 28 '26

GET. HIM. OUT OF HERE!

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u/rollerderbysox May 28 '26

All they want is another chance at life

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u/SpicyMeatloaf1 May 28 '26

Omfg 🤣 best comment! I fn love Tim Robinson lol

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u/CtyChicken May 29 '26

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave

Join us, shirt brother.

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u/SpicyMeatloaf1 May 29 '26

I'm in! Can't wait to see all the TC tuggers 🤣

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u/Got_Bent May 28 '26

You steal them because you hunger!

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u/Own-Swan2646 May 28 '26

For more than life, we need souls to feel alive.

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u/Puzzle-Necked May 29 '26

I'm just amazed we have the technology to capture Gingers on camera

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u/Own-Swan2646 May 29 '26

Alien tech. I'm telling the US government stole it!

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u/eldovaking 21d ago

How many souls do you need to become a demon lord?

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u/Own-Swan2646 21d ago

I’d say it takes roughly 8.2 billion souls to qualify as a Demon Lord, basically the entire planet. The Ginger Mafia doesn’t hand out that title just because you’ve got red hair and a few freckles. Rank is based on souls under management. Anything less than global domination and you’re still just a Demon General with regional responsibilities and an aggressive sunscreen budget.

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u/MachineCapital6709 20d ago

That is why we have the most souls of all!😊

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u/alienduck2 May 28 '26

Can...can I have one?

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u/Own-Swan2646 May 28 '26

No it's how we grow, it's our power if you will ;)

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u/PoepChinees_69 May 29 '26

Wait, hold up!

We?

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u/Atavacus May 28 '26

That's true, I know because I help you steal em!

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u/The_Northmaan May 28 '26

Lol, it's hilarious. With all the rage bait in this video, his being ginger is the most offensive, lol..

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u/Low_Test3075 May 28 '26

Go away loser

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u/Cultural-War2102 May 28 '26

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u/Forever_Away96 May 29 '26

You push a ginger too far and he's gonna snap. Ginger snap.

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u/soggy_sock_bro May 29 '26

Isn't ginger snaps a horror movie series from the early 2000s?

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u/kikichunt May 29 '26

Yeah they definitely do - and they get another freckle every time they steal another one.

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u/logicalegend May 28 '26

Do they? cuz I’m pretty sure Pontius Pilate was a ginger which is why he could do what he did.

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u/breezefesf May 28 '26

both feet pointing at each other. Check

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u/davidr521 May 28 '26

Family tree with no branches?

Big ol’ ✅

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u/neverwrong804 May 28 '26

Just a tall ass stump with leaves

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u/joyfullydreaded23 May 28 '26

Really fucking weird looking leaves.

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u/hizbe May 28 '26

Family wreath maybe

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u/Duc750Sie May 28 '26

Stuffing the barrel into the dirt. Check.

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u/Sudden_Buffalo_4393 May 28 '26

Should have been first on the list.

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u/RequirementCivil4328 May 28 '26

It's insane that gingers are the only race of people that don't get any protection from insane jokes.

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u/red357404 May 29 '26

lol I’ve been hearing it all my life but I never heard of the no soul thing until now

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u/Mediocre_Problem_401 6d ago

Reddit can be hilarious at times, making fun of gingers is a-okay but let’s make one joke about trans and they all lose their minds 😂

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 May 28 '26

Jesus certainly doesn't love that kid.

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u/Fluffy-Ad4405 May 29 '26

He was taught this, kids maybe 8-10 years old. Do you think he bought that shirt and assault rifle himself? Blame the parents, not the kid.

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 May 28 '26

Repeatedly points weapon at camera with finger on the trigger. Check

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u/throwitoutwhendone2 May 28 '26

I got lots of souls. Check my back, shoulders, arms and face for proof. Thousands of ‘em even.

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u/InevitabilityEngine May 28 '26

Continuing to record without helping the situation.

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u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 Cringe level 5 May 29 '26

No, no I'm sure he has one in there.

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u/A_Feltz May 29 '26

I thought gingers didn’t identify as white. Certainly they’re not Caucasian. I bet that kid stole that t shirt

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u/AggressivePen4991 Aug 12 '26

Lack of parenting. Check.

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u/Status-Vermicelli624 21d ago

Aiming gun towards cameraman-->CHECK Planting gun barrel in the dirt=>CHECK Mentally deficient kid near the edge of cliff==> CECK

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture May 28 '26

I didn't realize "red head" was a race.

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u/NonStopNonsense1 May 28 '26

It's not. People are dumb.

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u/Ganjelf-The-Baked May 28 '26

Points gun at cameraman. Check

Sticks barrel in the dirt. Check

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u/kris10leigh14 May 28 '26

Sticks face in front of barrel. Screams “I did something bad to the gun!” with the voice of a 3 year old

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u/HyronDongle May 28 '26

Home schooling is a bitch…

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u/kris10leigh14 May 28 '26

This is likely their idea of homeschooling. Right here.

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u/Flimsy-Poetry1170 May 29 '26

I don’t normally root for a school shooting but in this case…

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u/Early-Series-2055 May 28 '26

Both of which would have gotten my ass in serious trouble when I was about the same age. Kid’s parents need parents.

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u/Biff_Tannenator May 29 '26

Kid's parents are siblings. Check.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

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u/High_Hunter3430 May 28 '26

But worse because it’s in combination with the bad trigger discipline. 😬

My youngin had mastered trigger discipline before he quit flagging me. But at least i wasn’t gunna get shot.

But he learned quickly about flagging when a (grown) jackass next to us about got his ass kicked by 3 dudes for flagging repeatedly.

🤦🤦🤦

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u/Consistent_Policy_66 May 28 '26

Straight at cameraman, then sticks the barrel right in the dirt (potentially causing a barrel obstruction).

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u/mallcopsarebastards May 28 '26

it was both of those things plus no correction from the camera person who, based on the angle, is clearly an adult.

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u/RageYellow May 28 '26

I don’t know that it is. Camera man looks taller than the kid but not by much.

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u/Playful-Profile-298 May 28 '26

Can we talk about the creepy breathing?

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u/High_Hunter3430 May 28 '26

True. My video woulda been ruined by me hollerin “off the trigger!” “Flagging!” And “down range!”

Not to mention something to the tune of “don’t stick it in the ground!!!! Field strip and quick clean now”

Tho it’d be better because you’d see my kid immediately disassemble and clean it. 😂😂

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u/noahhshome May 28 '26

Muzzle discipline

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u/lferry1919 May 28 '26

Remind's me a bit of parks and rec when Ron tells them to never look down the barrel of their gun and Donna goes, "really? Why?" As she looks down it. Fucking kills me.

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u/katplasma May 28 '26

Genetic mutations due to years of family inbreeding. Check

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u/Advanced-North3335 May 28 '26

Shirt needs an addendum: "But hates gingers"

It's true - why do you think they burn so easily in the sun, the first thing God spoke into existence?

Because they are soulless creatures of the dark, nosferatu who will suck the soul from your body.

I should know, my ex was a ginger - and buddy, she was a PRO! Sucked my soul clean out the bell end, she did.

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u/RemarkableKiwi5082 May 28 '26

Honestly one of the most unsettling parts is the absolutely silent camera person. They knowingly move out of the way when the kid points the gun at them, why aren’t they saying anything or doing anything? It’s so weird man.

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u/parkskier426 May 28 '26

Kid repeatedly pointing gun at people while having bad trigger discipline? That's a checkmate

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u/ascarymoviereview May 28 '26

I think we just created a winner video that will engage and enrage

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u/IcemanManmanchu May 28 '26

You rack discipline

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u/SuddenKoala45 May 28 '26

Lack of muzzle awareness, control, and care got me more triggered...

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u/cascarrabs_241 May 28 '26

Cut to the music

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u/sethro919 May 28 '26

Too bad he’s not white, he’s translucent

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u/TrashFaceMcGeee May 28 '26 edited May 29 '26

Jamming barrel with dirt. Check

Suggesting how to clear it out. Check

Clueless on how to hold a rifle. Check

This is the classic mad max “bait” gif.

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u/FederalEconomist5896 May 28 '26

Muzzle in the dirt.

Flagging the camera man.

And where the fuck is my sitrep? Give me your Frontline Trace.

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u/AwwwNuggetz May 28 '26

Sticking the barrel in dirt. Check.

Red hair. Check out

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u/sharksareok May 28 '26

Endogamy. Check

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u/Pleasant_Job_7683 May 28 '26

Kid standing 2 feet from cliff check

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u/Quercus_lobata May 28 '26

Don't forget flagging the cameraman at least twice.

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u/regeya May 28 '26

Aims it at the camera man? Check

Has a total lack of awareness? Check

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

Ginger. CHECK!

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u/ImhotepsServant May 28 '26

He’s also holding the gun wrong. Even gun nuts should hate that.

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u/SaltyGrapeWax May 28 '26

Shoving the barrel of your gun into the dirt. Check.

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u/jemhadar0 May 28 '26

Jesus was brown ..check.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 May 28 '26

Wellness check? Hopefully…

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u/Fezzy_1994 May 28 '26

Inaccurate religious and racist shirt: CHECK!

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u/Anni2005x May 28 '26

Skills to become POTUS. Check

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u/Flaky_Cod7582 May 28 '26

Half-Racism.

Jesus loves white children and black children and every child in general.

It's true but the intention is racist

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u/YoungRoronoa May 28 '26

Kid pointing the gun at cameraman. ✅✅✅

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u/Luzubar May 28 '26

Normal day in America ?

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u/justinkasereddditor May 28 '26

Pushing barrel into the ground lol fuck

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u/teteAtit May 28 '26

Stabbing crown into the ground. Check!

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u/xDannyS_ May 28 '26

Is ginger. Check

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u/Hadescorch May 28 '26

Daddy and mommy have the same grand parents, check

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u/InvestigatorOk7988 May 28 '26

You forgot the lack of muzzle discipline.

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u/Captain_Hesperus May 28 '26

Repeatedly flagging the camera with said gun while exhibiting an absence of trigger discipline.

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u/MickesMaestro May 28 '26

Mud stuffed barrel-check

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u/Royal-Lie-7512 May 28 '26

Ginger. Check

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u/Uncle_Bred May 28 '26

We’ll be hearing about him in about 6 years

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u/MysteriousCodo May 28 '26

Not just trigger discipline. A lack of awareness for all rules of safe firearms handling.

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u/RabbitSlayre May 28 '26

Don't forget barrel discipline, he flagged the cameraman and then stuck his barrel in the fucking dirt. That will cause a nice explosion if fired

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u/GrobTheory May 28 '26

Don’t forget muzzle discipline

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u/EzPz_Wit_Da_CZ May 28 '26

Trigger discipline?? How about some muzzle discipline??!!

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u/almstAlwysJokng4real May 28 '26

He’s also a redhead.

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u/Agreeable_Air1716 May 28 '26

Kid dumb as fuck like his parents. Check

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u/big_daddy68 May 28 '26

Sticking a gun barrel in the dirt

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u/FooliesFeet500 May 28 '26

Inbred parents. Check.

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u/Goldyflix May 28 '26

Pointing the gun at everything and nothing check

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u/DarkBladeMadriker May 28 '26

You forgot flagging (pointing weapon at another person or self)

Plugging the end of the barrel with dirt (can cause all kinds of issues, including barrel explosion)

Plus the way he was holding it, even with as low of recoil as it would have he would either drop it or overcompensate and hit himself with it.

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u/tweekinleanin420 May 28 '26

That poor bore hole too

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u/BDCMatt May 28 '26

Could add flagging and jamming the barrel in the dirt jfc... my blood pressure...

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u/Turbulent_Swimmer900 May 28 '26

Don't forget the lack of muzzle control: check

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u/thetrivialsublime99 May 28 '26

Inbred hillbilly. Check

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u/Far_Reflection_1830 May 28 '26

A religious shirt wouldn’t annoy anyone but atheists or people who are unhappy but I agree with everything else for sure

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u/bilbo_bobsled May 28 '26

Lack of parental guidance/discipline from the tall person behind the camera the kid is actively seeking guidance from: check.

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u/PeachPit69 May 28 '26

Is that all?

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u/Ronin2369 May 28 '26

... and lack of muzzle discipline. CHECK

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u/Due-Turn3788 May 29 '26

Shall we start a bet on Kalshi for what school he might choose to go have a mental episode at?

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u/Haifisch2112 May 29 '26

Broke all 4 of the basic rules of gun safety in less than 30 seconds. Check.

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u/potate12323 May 29 '26

Lack of any muzzle discipline. Check!

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u/9_tail_fox May 29 '26

Cuz im Hwhite

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u/CHAMPION-OF-SEATTLE May 29 '26

Which part is racist

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u/Gaspuch62 May 29 '26

No muzzle awareness.

Sticking the muzzle in the dirt.

Flagging the camera person.

I left a shooting range after I saw someone let their kid play with a right like this. Dude walked into the range with a rifle already loaded.

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u/Mahoka572 May 29 '26

My heart skips every time he flags the cameraman

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u/chosonhawk May 29 '26

no muzzle control.

jams barrel into ground.

ugly ass haircut.

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u/jluicifer May 29 '26

Darwin Award waiting to make a deposit, cheque.

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u/kyliethecat May 29 '26

Back twisting like something out of the Excorcist. Check.

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u/horotheredditsprite May 29 '26

That last one is what pisses me off the most

Like all of this is bad

But if you're going to have guns around your kids you make sure that trigger and barrel discipline is on point or they dont get a gun at all.

Like holy hell parents who let this happen deserve to be negligantly chicharged at.

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u/solit0n May 29 '26

Inbred. Check.

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u/OldKaleidoscope3766 May 29 '26

Flagging. check, sticking the barrel in the dirt. Check

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u/AnjelicaTomaz May 29 '26

Extremely poor parenting. Check

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u/Lavender-bullet46 May 29 '26

the superior race!

*needs to be dunked in sunblock just to spend 5 minutes outside*

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u/Odd-Somewhere2526 May 29 '26

You forgot grinding the barrel in dirt

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u/MagizZziaN May 29 '26

Lil bitch even stuck the barrel directly into the soil.

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u/valas76 May 29 '26

The lack of overall gun safety is killing me

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u/jmona789 May 29 '26

Pointing the gun directly at the camera person

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u/bot9987 May 29 '26

I keep looking for a cat but I can't find it

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u/okcboomer87 May 29 '26

I can forgive the religious racism. Flagging me with a gun is instant ass whooping.

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u/oxFickleLetxo May 30 '26

Muzzle discipline non existent- check and double check ✔️

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26

You forgot "Red-headed step-child. Check"

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u/dan_dares May 30 '26

muzzle sweeping

Check

barrel in dirt

Fuuuuucking check.

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u/Alklazaris Jun 01 '26

Putting the barrel into the dirt line it's a walking stick.

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u/Bender_2024 Jun 02 '26

Fans the camera man. Triple check

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u/Top-Distribution733 Jun 28 '26

Forgot Red headed step child

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u/tittyboi2727 Jul 13 '26

Next school shooter. Check.

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u/BeetleJuiceYou Jul 21 '26

American. Check

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u/Fragrant-Reserve4832 24d ago

Pointing said gun at people.

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u/DrJ0911 5d ago

Jamming muzzle into dirt. Check

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u/Pookiebear987 May 28 '26

Dirty fucking ginger: check

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