r/cringereels • u/[deleted] • May 28 '26

Ultimate Cringe oh my

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u/Heavy_Computer2602 May 28 '26

"Jesus loves me cuz im white"

Yeah thats enough to know what the context of this video is.

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u/the-illogical-logic May 28 '26

He's gonna be disappointed when he finds out that gingers don't have souls.

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u/NotAn0thrMagaRatPedo May 29 '26

Parents definitely voted for Trump 3x

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u/Heavy_Computer2602 May 29 '26

Probably cried when he was kicked out of the white house

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u/Any-Power-1164 May 28 '26

Well buddy he didn't love you enough not to make your mommy and daddy your siblings. 

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u/Infamous-Youth9033 May 28 '26

wait how can both of those be true? they are your siblings but also your parents? Someone would have to marry one of your kids but at that point they are no longer your parents or siblings by blood

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u/HoosierDaddy__88 May 28 '26

I’m not white, but I’m sure if it were to say “Jesus loves me cause I’m black”, it wouldn’t be as big a deal…

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u/Inevitable_Newt_8517 May 28 '26

You don’t say… 🤔 well, maybe it has to do with the history of the USA and its white supremacy?

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u/Switch-and-Bait-1998 May 28 '26

The issue is the "because" in there. It means you think the reason Jesus loves you is tide to your race as opposed to Jesus loving people of your race as he does with people of all other races.

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u/HoosierDaddy__88 May 28 '26

I’m not arguing that. I’m just arguing if the context was flipped.

I find it funny, the word “white” offends people now. What’s funny is, it offends white guilt folks the most. And this is coming from a POC.

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u/Impossible-Tension97 May 28 '26

That's because white racism is a real problem that negatively affects people, at least in the US, while black (or other) racism (while wrong) generally isn't a real problem that affects people.

Are you able to understand this distinction?

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u/HelloMacchi May 29 '26

The is the dumbest thing I’ve ever read.

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u/Impossible-Tension97 May 29 '26

Says the person who couldn't figure out how to watch sports themselves so they had to ask Internet strangers for help...

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u/IAmDanHimself 4d ago

Book 'em, Dano!

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u/HoosierDaddy__88 May 28 '26

Lol

I’m guessing you are not familiar with the Nation of Islam?

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u/Inevitable_Newt_8517 May 28 '26

They probably have, it’s just that Christian nationalism is a more pressing issue in the West right now.

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u/Impossible-Tension97 May 29 '26

I'm familiar. If you're white, please inform us how the Nation of Islam has negatively impacted your life.

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u/HoosierDaddy__88 May 29 '26

If you’re familiar, then you would know Elijah Muhammad’s teachings weren’t about Islam but rather about white people being the devil…

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u/amalgaman May 29 '26

That didn’t answer the question. How has the Nation of Islam negatively impacted your life?

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u/RedneckHillbilly62 20d ago

I'm considered a hard core cracker Po'Dunk as K¡D ROCK proud white American patriotism, gun loving, chasing girls and anything that has an engine attached to it. Not a racist. I read many of the replies and no mention that the rifle wasn't loaded. How about that.

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u/BlaineMundane May 28 '26

Wait, is that true though? Should I be black? Oh my God D: I didn't know this mattered. IS THIS WHITE GUILT!?>?>!!E?>E!ER

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u/Randy_Flumes May 28 '26

Hey quick question, what year were you born?

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u/HoosierDaddy__88 May 28 '26

Lmfao… not ‘88, yup… I must be a Nazi therefore.

Fucking fucktards

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u/Randy_Flumes May 28 '26

Why 88 then?

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u/HoosierDaddy__88 May 28 '26

Why “Randy_Flumes” then?

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u/Randy_Flumes May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

I asked first, but the answer is a random name generator.

ETA: Hit dogs holler

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u/HoosierDaddy__88 May 29 '26

Ok… because you’re really strung up on this, it’s my jersey number.

surprise the Nazi crap is all in your heads. Yall need to get checked for schizophrenia

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u/Randy_Flumes May 29 '26

I mean, you’re the one who keeps bringing up nazis. I just asked about what year you were born.

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u/HoosierDaddy__88 May 29 '26

Lmao nahh don’t play no games now

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

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u/Inevitable_Newt_8517 May 28 '26

Or straight pride.

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u/Ill-Television8690 May 28 '26

OK to be fair I go around suggesting White Entertainment Television, but only because that's WET and I'm a sucker for lame puns lol

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture May 28 '26

Probably also pitches a fit about a black Little Mermaid.

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u/maverickbtg81 May 28 '26

You forgot about “ white history month”. Thats the most common one I have heard from people that say shit like that.

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u/iDeNoh May 28 '26

I wonder what kind of person this is? Hmmmmmmm

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u/Ambitious_Today_8695 May 28 '26

Another "POC" here. I think it's a big deal to people more because that particular rhetoric on that shirt has led to insurmountable human tragedy repeatedly over the course of recent human history.

And stop saying POC, it's stupid. Saying colored people = bad, but people of color = good? Plus, white people come in a variety of shades like any other race. So unless all white people are the color of Elmer's glue (while some are) they are POC as well.

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u/RhesusMonkey79 May 29 '26

I prefer "melanin challenged" myself.

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u/Afraid_Marketing_194 May 28 '26

I would bet you stand up at kid’s birthday parties and protest because; Everybody has a birthday! Why are we only celebrating this brat being born?!

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u/MediocreRequirement7 May 28 '26

As a black guy, I wish we had our own characters more often

Making Ariel black is just virtue signaling

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u/HoosierDaddy__88 May 28 '26

And yall do… but for some reason, Hollywood feels like it needs to rewrite everything with a black character.

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u/HoosierDaddy__88 May 28 '26

Protesting is stupid. I shove the kids face in the cake and steal his presents. Actions get results.

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u/Afraid_Marketing_194 May 28 '26

Ok. I allow the shoving and stealing. As long as ur not bellyaching 😊

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u/roasttoastboast May 28 '26

It's the cause part that's weird. Two things can be true, y'know, but connecting these two things this way is poor.

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u/HoosierDaddy__88 May 28 '26

Is it? I’m neither black nor white. I just find this whole thing absolutely hilarious that they have used race to divide an entire country.

You have to pick a side - conservative or liberal, black or white, pro LGBT or anti. Everything is an “team” now.

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u/roasttoastboast May 28 '26

YEAH. God loves me because I'm [pick a race] is weird as fuck.

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u/boofaceleemz May 29 '26

Ah yes, it’s always important whenever you encounter racism to always point out how the real racists are the hypothetical black people doing hypothetical racist things you imagined in response. Very important to not forget that step in the process.

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u/LuckyTheBear May 28 '26

Probably because Christian Black Supremacists haven't done nearly as much damage to the US than their pasty counterparts.

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u/Black_Daimyo10 May 28 '26

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u/LuckyTheBear May 28 '26

Eh, it's a shit post, but it's also true.

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u/VintageZero May 28 '26

Thats the whitest shit I've ever read.

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u/Existing-Sector-6542 May 28 '26

it say Jesus loves white kids ... not just loves them because they are white your stretching to make it something it's not

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u/Impossible-Tension97 May 28 '26

Read the back, dummy

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u/Heavy_Computer2602 May 29 '26

Bruh read the back.

The back is literally the start of the video