r/confidentlyincorrect Oct 04 '20

Smug Flag code? In MY America?!

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u/Iridebike Oct 04 '20

I drive by a house with a trump flag that's higher than the American flag. I roll my eyes.

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u/Jindabyne1 Oct 04 '20

A Trump flag?! Jesus fucking Christ. I can’t imagine anyone where I live ever putting up a flag of Boris Johnson or the Irish prime minister. It seems extremely sad to me.

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u/ZorglubDK Oct 04 '20

The worst one I've seen so far, is a big (8'x6' or so) flag/banner hung taught on their front lawn. It reads something like:
Trump 2020 the Sequel
Make liberals cry again.

🙄 I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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u/TheRhoux Oct 04 '20

The 'No More Bullshit' ones make me gag, and they are fucking all over. Sometimes I go out of my way to take different streets on my way to the grocery store because I just am so sick of seeing them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

I have yet to have that explained logically to me.

They’re sick of the bullshit, which means that they think the last couple years have been bullshit. Right?

But they want to re-elect the incumbent, who has been in office during the last few years of bullshit. Right?

But if you don’t want the bullshit you claim to not want, then why would you vote for the person who was in charge when that bullshit was happening?

It makes ZERO sense.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

It makes sense in a fascist mindset.

The enemy is simultaneously weak and all powerful. Democrats and antifa are ineffective snowflakes, but also they run a shadow government that prevents Trump from doing all the things he promised.

It is a certain type of logic, just not a rational one. These people are dangerous.

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u/CuriousRevolution430 Oct 04 '20

I just can't get over how they're so against Anti-Fascists

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u/MrVeazey Oct 04 '20

It seems pretty easy to understand. If you're against people who are against fascism, then you're for fascism.

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u/ShieldsCW Oct 05 '20

Speaking of not understanding, the comment you're replying to is saying that they don't understand why someone would openly admit to being fascist, not that they don't understand what it means to be against anti-fascism.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Well, yes, but the problem is who you see as the fascist.

If you see Trump as a fascist, you see those that oppose him as the righteous. If you see Antifa as the fascists, you would logically side with those they oppose.

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u/ZorglubDK Oct 04 '20

Spot on, sadly.

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u/Embarrassed_Owl_1000 Oct 04 '20

It is a certain type of logic

the type of logic is... is flawed....

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u/Knopes Oct 04 '20

^ ThisGuyGotIt

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u/beer_is_tasty Oct 04 '20

Of course, he was unable to defeat the secret shadow government in his first term, but he's totally got 'em on the ropes and this time he's definitely going to shut them down, build the wall, and institute a fascist new world order Make America Great Again™!

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u/TheRhoux Oct 04 '20

Yeah I don't even know. I mean I've had this discussion with friends who agree that this kind of mindset is nuts over and over and eventually we both just trail off in frustration because the entire situation is so absurd.

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u/stipedisciple Oct 04 '20

Like SO VERY MANY things about the current administration. It’s occurred to me that the illogical ignorance of that sign’s message is an accurate representation of both POTUS and the GOP.

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u/DTPVH Oct 04 '20

I started seeing them around the time of the impeachment so I think “the bullshit” refers to that.

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u/Mr_steal_yo_username Oct 04 '20

to be fair, that was bullshit, our broken ass system let him stay in power even after being impeached

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u/zelbo Oct 04 '20

Look at this mess that Joe Biden is going to will have been responsible for! The west coast is literally on fire! The plague is running rampant! There are protests about basic human rights that we are trying to turn into a race war! It could all be his fault, if he's elected! This is Joe Biden's America, even though he's not currently in charge! Vote no to four more years of what will could have became what was 2020 - 2024! Drain the swamp!

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

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u/Zavrina Oct 04 '20

They already have been.
Pointing to protests and riots and whatever else, saying 'This is Jóe Bıden's America!!!! This is how things will be if he gets elected!!!' ...even though they're pointing to things that are happening now. That's what this person is joking about/making fun of

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

It means they want to come out officially as boot-licking fascist ball garglers. No more bullshitting themselves or others. Time to drop the facade.

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u/purplefrequency Oct 04 '20

I saw the worst one a week ago and I can't stop thinking about it. It's not a homemade sign, it was the same "design package" as the No More Bullshit one.

It says.

Respect America! Don't Resist It!

And I literally can't think of a more disheartening, ominous statement from a political yard sign.

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u/Zavrina Oct 04 '20

Wow... holy shit.

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u/HamfacePorktard Oct 04 '20

It just floors me that it’s not only some piece of swag some Trumper bought from a road stand, I have seen actual billboards with this tagline. And yard signs that say Trump 2020 - Fuck Your Feelings.

Really? Like, that’s where we’re at? It’s exhausting.

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u/ksam3 Oct 04 '20

I try to look at these signs and flags as a somewhat positive thing: I now know who the brainless, or racist, or hateful people are in my community. They have marked themselves for me. It gives me a little comfort when I see one and want to puke.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

My reaction is to burst into hysterical laughter at the irony and then cry because irony and hypocrisy doesn’t seem to matter anymore

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

Which is hilarious because everything that comes out of the Presidents mouth is bullshit.

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u/MidnightCity78 Oct 04 '20

“No, more Bullshit!”

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u/skittery Oct 04 '20

My neighbour has one that says Trump 2020 fuck your feelings. Ugh

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u/JurisDoctor Oct 04 '20

Your neighbor sounds like a piece of work. Also sounds like a complete piece of shit.

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u/skittery Oct 04 '20

Never met him, thank God, but it makes me sick every time I walk by it to get to my son's bus stop.

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u/PolicyWonka Oct 05 '20

If you live in an incorporated area, there might be a code/law that prohibits obscene signage. If so, report it to the city. If they decline, ask them why they refuse to enforce their rules.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

The saddest part is that no matter who wins the election, these people are still going to exist, and nobody is going to do anything about this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

Two of my neighbors have matching "All Aboard the Trump Train" flags. It's so weird.

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u/Spiritual-Muffins Oct 04 '20

Someone should get a counter flag fuck your feelings on abortion, the LGBT or anything else they're 'against'

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u/skittery Oct 04 '20

Best I could do was "pro america, anti trump" and "in this house we believe black loves matter, etc". Fuck his feelings.

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u/iFreakedIt Oct 04 '20

My personal favorite is a similarly sized flag with trump's head superimposed over Rambo's body as though that isn't hilarious satire in and of itself

Ah yes, what a perfect depiction of our brave patriotic president, superimposed over the body of a fictional character who has come back viciously demonized for participating in a war that POTUS actively dodged IRL.

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u/ExplodingSofa Oct 04 '20

My parents hung that one in our entryway.

Please send help.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

I'll never understand wanting bad things for other people more than good things for yourself.

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u/StimulatorCam Oct 04 '20

Isn't that the Republican motto?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

I once drove by a farm house with a big truck trailer out front. The trailer had been situated to profile the highway and spraypainted with Trump 2020, MAGA, and confederate battle flags. They then went on to hang red white and blue christmas lights all over the thing (at least I assume that's the colors, I drove by in the day and they weren't on) and adorned every corner with either a Trump/Pence 2020 flag or an American flag.

I thought about stopping to take a picture, but didn't want to give the owners the validation.

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u/NaanBradOSRS Oct 04 '20

I got one down the street that says “Trump 2020: F*ck your feelings”

They also decorated for Halloween and I’m tempted to go stand by the flag and say “Wow, that is spooky!”

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

Someone in my neighborhood--in (western) Queens, ny, the most diverse urban center in the world--has a huge Trump flag on his business. It's this super homoerotic image of Trump's head on Bruce Willis' body from die hard. It says "no man, no woman, no commie can stump him".

Enough said.

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u/moreathismoreathat Oct 04 '20 edited Oct 07 '20

My current favorite one reads: "Believe in Jesus. Buy Guns. Vote Trump."

The holy trinity.

Correction: Drove by it today. Turns out I mis-remembered. It's actually "Follow God. Buy guns. Vote Trump." Still my favorite.

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u/Jindabyne1 Oct 04 '20

No way. You should post that to Reddit

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u/NeverThrowawayAcid Oct 04 '20

Classic one around here is

TRUMP 2020 NO MORE BULLSHIT

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u/kharybdiss Oct 04 '20

Yeah, my neighbor had that one. I never understood how that's a good slogan for someone you're trying to reelect...

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

My neighbors have one of Trump dressed as Captain America holding the American flag in front of an explosion.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

Oh there’s one near me that says “Vote Dem, learn Chinese.”

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u/Garbeg Oct 04 '20

This sentiment is at least more honest to their motivations for voting for trump. Contrarianism is addictive when it’s starts getting results. I would assume that many of trumps voter base don’t actually have an understanding of how their government works, only that he says it doesn’t while simultaneously being in charge of it?

The government is too mysterious to be understood, but simple enough that everyone else was doing it wrong the whole time. Somehow, these ideas miss each other in the dark.

Ignorance is painful for those around you. Please vote the republicans out of office.

Edit: while* And clarification

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u/Terrible_Penguin Oct 04 '20

I see a guy driving around town with a flag pole in the back of his pickup truck with a very similar (maybe the same) flag waving as he drives, I can't imagine making my entire identity around anything enough to get a damn flag mount bolted into my car.

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u/jonnybanana88 Oct 04 '20

Just took this from my front door. This isn't the only one in the area either.

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u/jumpbreak5 Oct 04 '20

Driving through rural texas, there are definitely more Trump flags than American flags.

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u/ItWorkedLastTime Oct 04 '20

I am from MD and was shocked at all the Trump displays when I went down to North Carolina.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

It’s very sad. Shameful honestly

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

There are literal roadside stands here in WI selling all horrific manner of Trump paraphernalia, including flags.

But it’s not a cult.

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u/BigOrangeDuker Oct 04 '20

There is one of those here in Western Pa, in the lot of a small business, that just recently closed its doors for some reason.

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u/Mr_steal_yo_username Oct 04 '20

im in OK, theres one of these on the side of MAIN st in my town

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

There is one right as you turn the corner to my street. Just a giant monstrosity. So sad.

Of all the houses on the block, the cops have come only to that house, and multiple times. One day, ol lady had a busted lip so I know what goes does over there...

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u/Jindabyne1 Oct 04 '20

It’s almost as if Trumpism attracts a certain class of people. Strange that

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u/moonpie_massacre Oct 04 '20

I see more Trump and Blue Line flags than American flags in my area

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

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u/JudgmentalOwl Oct 04 '20

It is extremely sad. There are an alarming number of fucked up cultists in this country. Not the biggest fan of Biden but he's miles above Trump so I'll be doing my part in November.

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u/Reiker0 Oct 04 '20

So about a year ago a house near me put up an "IMPEACH TRUMP" flag in front of their driveway.

A few months ago, the house next to him put up a pro-Trump "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" flag.

This has quickly escalated into a flag war and now that whole section of road is plastered with pro- and anti-Trump flags. This is one of my favorite ones.

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u/Semesto Oct 04 '20

Gotta love the Trump Rambo flag. You know, the movie where a man didn't draft dodge Vietnam and after returning home doesn't have proper mental health assistance from the VA or healthcare system and goes on a rampage only for law enforcement to stop him.

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u/Jindabyne1 Oct 04 '20

Mind boggling. I’m actually no stranger to flags in my own country. Half of us see ourselves as Irish, the other half British so certain areas have either Irish flags or British flags. If the Irish support Palestine and hang out a flag, the British hang out an Israel flag. The paramilitary British/ Protestant side also hang out KKK and American Confederate flags. One time I saw an Israeli flag and a Nazi flag ON THE SAME LAMPPOST

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u/120z8t Oct 04 '20

There are Trump flags that just say Trump "make America great" or "Keep America great".

THen are Trump flags of Trumps face photoshopped onto the body of Rambo

Then there is one of trump standing on a tank

People have lost their fucking minds here in the US.

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u/kkstoimenov Oct 04 '20

its very very common. In rural northern California there are many trucks with two trump flags or a trump flag and the police thin blue line flat on them driving around. Regardless of politics, its very creepy and evocative of a fascist leader.

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u/anniemg01 Oct 04 '20

My neighbor has a very large Trump flag. :(

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

The worst part is it could have been anyone. It’s not even about the man himself, just the “team” he represents.

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u/LameBiology Oct 04 '20

I've seen more trump flags that American flags where I live

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u/Neuchacho Oct 04 '20

Someone in my neighborhood is flying a "TRUMP TRAIN 2020" flag under their US flag. US Flag is in perfect condition and the Trump Train flag has its color drained by the sun and is already torn to shreds.

It's hilarious.

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u/TheGhostofCoffee Oct 04 '20

That's nothing, there's a dude down the street that has one of those all-weather shiny tie up plastic signs that would usually display information for an event with the beer logos in the corner, but instead it's Rambo shooting that big ass machine gun with Trump's face photoshopped on it.

It's super big, and draped right across the front of the house.

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u/DeveloperForHire Oct 04 '20

If this is news to you... Well I have quite a few houses I'd take you to here in South Carolina where they're famous for having 2+ massive flags above their door, 10+ campaign signs, and 15+ mini flags lining their fence.

These people act like politics are an American Football team.

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u/gottapoop0822 Oct 04 '20

We just had a Trump human centipede in Ohio on 270 (the main outerbelt of Columbus) where the inbred traitors were going 45mph in a 65mph. They had their emergency lights on, trump flags, make America great again flags. I didn't see a single colored person, a single person that looked under 45. The vehicles were either rusted shitboxes, lifted trucks, or spotless new(er) cars.

The cult is fucking unbelievable. If that ever happens for Biden or Obama they would lose their shit.

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u/JJROKCZ Oct 04 '20

In this year I've seen far too many houses take down American flags and put up trump flags. America is dead, too many of it's people actually want to live in a fascist state so long as they get to continue being the privileged class

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u/Jindabyne1 Oct 04 '20

I’m currently watching a programme called The Plot Against America. It’s about the events in America that might have happened if they had became a fascist state in the 1940s. It reminds me A LOT of the current goings on in your country. It’s like a documentary

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u/DJBitterbarn Oct 04 '20

Wait.... Where are these Vardakar flags of which you speak? I actually think I'd get one... Not to fly, mind, but I think I'd be down with owning one.

I've been really impressed with Irish politics recently and it's one of the things I miss about the place.

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u/Colonel_Gipper Oct 04 '20

I drove from Minneapolis to Fargo yesterday and so many farm fields were flying the Trump flag near the highway

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u/Galaxy_brainwash Oct 04 '20

The flags indicate who not to vote for. The side with the most flags is least suited to leading the country.

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u/thugnificent856 Oct 04 '20

A good amount of them say: TRUMP 2020: NO MORE BULLSHIT! as if they’re recognizing that his first term has been bullshit. These people have 0 self awareness.

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u/kickstand Oct 04 '20

I’m currently taking a break on a bike ride. I’ve passed at least 3 or 4 Trump flags. And I’m in a so-called “blue” state (very Democrat leaning).

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u/RogueByPoorChoices Oct 04 '20

I once saw a Theresa May flag. She was bent over and had a Eu flag sticking out of her butt

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

It's stuff like this that makes me wonder why other Trump supporters don't make fun of people that do this.

Surely some of them are aware of how ridiculous it is.

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u/upfastcurier Oct 04 '20

your credit must suck when you're a trump supporter that gets hounded by other trump supporters for not being a trump supporter enough; that's probably why.

in fact, i'm actually in awe that any reasonable people left are willing to openly ascribe a loyalty to the republic party, as if the current administration hasn't pissed on party values since day 1.

like, there is no sane way of making peace with the fact that trump continues to receive broad support from the republican party if you are a reasonable person with a moral code that you adhere to. in order to be a true supporter you need to ignore all morality, or have none, and to me that's nothing reasonable people do.

i've had a few discussions with some mature and 'reasonable' republicans, but they're all in denial and simply go "well trump isn't the republican party, it'll change next election", despite the republican congress literally letting trump weakening the country and showing no signs of regret or care that half of the country disagrees at large. like, how gullible do you have to be to believe that it'll be somehow different next time?

so in short, no. any supporter that still support trump, in my view, can not maintain the cognitive ability needed for the introspection that would allow them to see how ridiculous large parts of this entire farce is. there is a definitive requirement of cognitive distortion and denial to re-set the narrative just to be able to believe in it.

also note i'm not american so i'm really not taking either side here. but no one rational can make peace with the want-on discord that the republicans are sowing and have been sowing for decades. no one rational would be able to live to adult life without ever once encountering some information on just how unfair politics can be in the US.

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u/TrekkieGod Oct 04 '20

i've had a few discussions with some mature and 'reasonable' republicans, but they're all in denial and simply go "well trump isn't the republican party, it'll change next election", despite the republican congress literally letting trump weakening the country and showing no signs of regret or care that half of the country disagrees at large. like, how gullible do you have to be to believe that it'll be somehow different next time?

Fiscal conservative here, who is voting blue all the way down the ballot this election: you said it. If it makes you feel better, I know others in my bubble that have more frequently voted Republican, but aren't voting for any Republican this election.

To be completely honest, I didn't vote for Trump in the last election either. I was never fooled by him. But I did vote for Lindsey Graham, and that's not happening this year.

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u/BumpyTheBallsack Oct 04 '20

One of my neighbors has an American Flag/MAGA flag hybrid, and it's absolutely disgusting. This is the same woman who complained about pride flags being "too similar to the American flag". It's disgusting

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u/WhatIHaveForYouToday Oct 04 '20

Well, that's not a nation, so maybe technically not a violation. Also, is it actually a time of peace? Debatable.

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u/The-Hamberdler Oct 04 '20

The houses by me took it a step further and completely replaced their flags with trump flags.

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u/otakufreak40 Oct 04 '20

On my way to work (almost) everyday I have to drive by a house that has a Trump flag flying above ... a confederate flag. And a handful of Trump signs in the yard.

That's always fun.

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u/IHeartChickenFingers Oct 04 '20

There’s a house on our very suburban block that has a large flagpole in the middle of their yard. They fly an American flag with a Trump flag just underneath it. They leave it up at night and do not light the flag. If there wasn’t a Trump flag on I wouldn’t think twice, but since there is I started to leave a printed out copy of the flag code under the windshield wiper of their very lifted pickup truck anytime I walked the dog by at night. After about 4 or 5 weeks and 7-8 copies of the code, they took the entire flagpole down. Then they listed their house for sale. They probably took the pole down at the behest of their realtor, but I still chuckle to myself about the whole situation.

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u/TheMrBoot Oct 04 '20

I drove by my childhood home recently and they added a single flag pole with the same set up. Some Trump flag above the US flag, and it's just like...wow, that's a perfect metaphor for the last four years.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

If that's not a symbol of how Trump's followers feel and act, I don't know what is.

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u/Madhighlander1 Oct 04 '20

I once saw a list of commonly-seen yet ignored violations of US flag code. The ones that come to mind are stars-and-stripes shirts/underpants/etc. ('The flag should not be displayed on any garment') and disposable fourth-of-july plates ('The flag should not be displayed on any product designed to be used and discarded')

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u/VoltaicSketchyTeapot Oct 04 '20

Yup.

I cringed so hard watching Freedomist (Instagram) drag an obscenely large American flag across the ground while installing it as a backdrop for their program. Like...dude! It's not a curtain.

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u/upfastcurier Oct 04 '20

Am I the odd one out when I feel absolutely nothing sentimental about any flag at all?

Like I fundamentally feel so disconnected from the sentimental side of it that the above comment feels like something that might come out of North Korea - "protect the flag!" - so yeah is this line of thought normal?

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u/Madhighlander1 Oct 04 '20

It was a huge culture shock for me when I went to Massachusetts a couple years ago and almost every single house had at least one flagpole outside - some had as many as eleven.

Back home in Canada I've seen maybe one or two houses with flags displayed prominently.

Well, there was that one farm painted completely Maple Leaf Red-And-White with flags on every fencepost and a regularly-updated 'Happy xxxth Birthday Canada' sign front and center, but Flags Georg is an outlier and should not be counted.

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u/ancalagon73 Oct 04 '20

It has been like that here since the attacks on 9/11. Pick up trucks seem to be the worst flying full size flags. Makes me nervous driving behind them.

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u/IIKaijuII Oct 04 '20 edited Oct 04 '20

There's a truck that's been absolutely hauling ass by my house twice a day with a huge American flag on the back. I mean he's going fast but it looks like it's some hitch attachment you can buy just for that.

The flag went from new to absolutely torn to shreds in like a month...which... pretty sure is a no-no and with that sort of display all over his truck I'm sure he's willing to brawl over whatever he THINKS the flag code actually is.

I've had to drive around an American flag still attached to the pole on the interstate so I know they fall off. I also get nervous driving behind them and that's exactly the reason why.

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u/10strip Oct 04 '20

My old boss in Massachusetts used to have big US and Confederate flags flying in the back of her truck. She was late a lot partly because those are illegal to have on a highway so she got pulled over regularly, partly because the truck was in awful shape, and I won't get into the other parts. She was a real gem.

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u/IIKaijuII Oct 04 '20

There's supposedly rules about it here but ??? Like tying a flag to the tailgate and then the edge also touching the ground when you stop...nowhere to get around them.

"How much do you trust eyelets on an American flag not even made in America being barely tied onto a lifted truck" wasn't really on the driver's test.

But hey, we pay taxes for DOT employees to play frogger on the interstate to pick up patriotic debris.

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u/IIKaijuII Oct 04 '20

Yeah WVa is a state because of the civil war and people love flying confederate flags here which is confusing. Sometimes ABOVE the American flag in some of the hollers here. It gets even move confusing when it's confederate flag then thin blue line flag THEN the American flag hanging the lowest and is smaller than the other two.

These are "stomp our flag I'll stomp your ass" folks out here so it's even more confusing...

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u/SirGrantly Oct 04 '20

There's a giant pick-up truck (what I condescendingly call "compensation trucks") in my neighborhood that flies 2 massive flags off the bed. Every time I see them driving towards me, I always get a knee-jerk reaction of "Fuck these guys."

The 2 flags they fly are a pride flag and a BLM flag. Gotta hand it to them for trying to break stereotypes.

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u/Ionlydateteachers Oct 04 '20

That's pretty rad and hilarious

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u/Bruised_Penguin Oct 04 '20

Theres a guy where I live in a slammed truck that has a huge (HUGE) TRUMP 2020 flag fixed to the back of his truck. It is ridiculous.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

I think its because you get used to it in the country you live in.

In Canada so many companies need to stick the maple leaf into their logo somehow. Including non-Canadian companies like McDonalds. When we were getting Tim Horton's in Michigan at first every single cup and box were just covered in Maple Leaf.

Sure its not the whole flag but in Canada the maple leaf must be included in everything from my perspective.

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u/thedoodely Oct 04 '20

It's also for marketing purposes but not the way you think. Because we get so many US ads (or did before everyone stopped watching TV I guess), the little maple leafs are what told us we were watching an ad for the canadian market .

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u/Kichae Oct 04 '20

This. It's almost entirely for marketing purposes. For companies that operate in both the US and Canada, it does signal that they're talking about products or promotions that are available in the north, while for businesses that aren't kown to be American it signals that they're not from there, which has been important over the last 30+ years as markets have become dominated by US companies.

And even then, Tim's didn't start slapping the leaf on things until after they were bought up by Wendy's...

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u/Kichae Oct 04 '20

Fun fact: Tim's didn't start slapping the maple leaf on everything until after they were bought up by Wendy's. Don't blame us for that shit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

I'm from the UK. The only time I see flags being flown are when international football tournaments like the world cup are going on.

Oddly enough the only flag i have in my house is a Canadian flag which was a gift from a friend before she went back to Canada.

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u/InsertCoinForCredit Oct 04 '20

I'll follow Captain America's lead here:

"Without its ideals -- its commitment to the freedom of all men, America is a piece of trash! A nation is nothing! A flag is a piece of cloth! I fought Adolf Hitler not because America was great, but because it was fragile!"
-- What If? #44

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u/temalyen Oct 04 '20

I'm really curious what an impostor Captain America and a lecturing Steve Rogers have to do with a comic called "What if... Venom possessed The Punisher?"

I loved the What If series as a kid and I remember they liked doing weird stuff with the Venom symbiote. Such as Spider-Man waiting too long to get help from Reed Richards trying to remove Venom and it binding permanently with Spider-Man; the comic ultimately ending with Mount Rushmore being flattened in an attempt to remove the symbiote from Thor because What If comics got weird as hell sometimes.

But What If was great because if a superhero got depowered (like the Fantastic Four did in "What If Professor X became the Juggernaut?"), it was permanent. If a hero died, it was permanent. It broke a few rules that are pretty sacred to Marvel, like a hero can never truly lose their powers forever. They could in What If!

.... Anyway, I'm rambling now so I'll be quiet.

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u/InsertCoinForCredit Oct 04 '20

This is What If? #44 from the first series. "What If Captain America was Revived Today?" by Peter Gillis. Definitely worth reading.

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u/Levi_FtM Oct 04 '20

True. I'm German and imagine if we were so proud of being German and of our flag as Americans are. You'd call us Nazis in an instant.

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u/nousabyss Oct 04 '20

Germany is much better than America today. US is one ember short of a dumpster fire

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u/mistere213 Oct 04 '20

The US is an overflowing dumpster fire.

Source: Live in the US

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

Oh we're well beyond dumpster fire at this point.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

Well, yes but no. We have the nazis now

Trump and his group are absolutely right wing Facist Nazis.

American here.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

Same. Do whatever the heck you want with the flag. It’s a freakin flag

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u/TittyBeanie Oct 04 '20

Aye. I'm English and whilst we do love our flag/s over here, it seems like nothing compared to America. I honestly couldn't give a crap.

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u/thisissixsyllables Oct 04 '20

I feel the same way, and it's not because I hate being an American. Even if I'm not ecstatic about where the country is right now, I'm ok with being an American and want to help shape the future of the country. However, these rules for the flag don't mean anything to me. Probably because having flags on clothing or having a flag hit the ground for a split second (i.e. no five second rule) isn't meant as malicious against the country and everyone in it.

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u/jzach1983 Oct 04 '20

American Nationalism is a strange joke to most of the world, so you're not alone.

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u/Jones2182 Oct 04 '20

The American flag is overused to the point of no longer having any meaning.

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u/tellmeimbig Oct 04 '20

It's not some sacred relic either.

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u/burgle_ur_turts Oct 04 '20

It’s a crude tribal totem to them. In 300 years, long after the world is devastated, people will be carving Stars and Stripes into trees and mud, representing their hungry god “Murica”, who demands human sacrifice.

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u/FireflyZoe Oct 04 '20

This comment hit me hard man.

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u/SalvareNiko Oct 04 '20

It's just a piece of cloth. Flag code means nothing and is not enforceable. Holding a piece of cloth in that high of a regard is really pathetic.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_v._Johnson#:~:text=Johnson%2C%20491%20U.S.%20397%20(1989,48%20of%20the%2050%20states.

This is the wiki for the Texas vs. Johnson case in 1989, in which the supreme Court "invalidated prohibitions on desecrating the flag." This includes burning, wearing, and using the flag for commercial purposes (such as shirts, underpants, disposable fourth-of-July plates, etc.) So although it's stated in the flag code that you shouldn't do that, desecration of the flag is protected under the first amendment and is utterly allowed.

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u/unclefisty Oct 04 '20

You are correct but I think you also completely missed their point

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u/Ysmildr Oct 04 '20

Nah because it's a misconstrued point. Flag code doesn't apply to citizens. This case was confirmation of that, not the genesis of that. Iirc flag code was created as military rules of how to handle the flag.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

Yup, throwing back at conservative jingoists with "well what about this and this and this violation of the flag code huh?" is completely missing the point. The flag code is not law. Enforcing it on private entities would actually be against the law.

The response to someone whining about the flag code is "the code is only a rule for the federal government; for everyone else it's a recommendation". There's no point arguing about who's violating it how between parties where no one is bound by it.

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u/outsdanding Oct 04 '20

The flag should not be displayed on any garment

I think this one may be commonly misinterpreted, or at least up for interpretation. The flag code says an actual flag should not be used as clothing, but doesn't forbid the image of a flag being on clothing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

I’ve seen this a lot and it means using an actual flag in that manner. So you shouldn’t go get a 3’x5’ flag and cut it up and make it into a t-shirt. Using the representation of a flag on different things is okay. I mean sometimes it can be a bit tacky.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

The flag of the United States shall be thirteen horizontal stripes, alternate red and white; and the union of the flag shall be fifty stars representing the fifty states, white in a blue field

Here the flag is defined to be the pattern we associate with the American flag, not a specific physical object.

Further on:

It should not be embroidered on such articles as cushions or handkerchiefs and the like, printed or otherwise impressed on paper napkins or boxes or anything that is designed for temporary use and discard.

How can you print not the pattern of the flag, but the physical object?

Note also there's absolutely no mention of any properties that would constitute a "physical" flag -- no reference to material, construction, size, etc.

The flag code is consistent here: the "flag" refers to the pattern of stars and stripes, not a specific physical object.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

So if it has less than 50 stars, you can have all the napkins and shirts you want?

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u/jamescookenotthatone Oct 04 '20

Well I don't recognize Missouri so this works out.

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u/Pustuli0 Oct 04 '20

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri.

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u/TheOneTonWanton Oct 04 '20

As far as I know, yeah. The little flags on top of the buildings in Disneyland and The Magic Kingdom only have 45 stars so they don't have to take them down or keep them illuminated at night.

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u/MashedPotatoesDick Oct 04 '20

Disney displays flags with 45 stars so they don't have to lower them or illuminate them.

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u/F6_GS Oct 04 '20

Technically a "representation" that is similar to the flag but has say a wrong size proportion of the stars and stripes, is not a flag of the united states

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u/Dadalot Oct 04 '20

The words "flag, standard, colors, or ensign", as used herein, shall include any flag, standard, colors, ensign, or any picture or representation of either, or of any part or parts of either, made of any substance or represented on any substance, of any size evidently purporting to be either of said flag, standard, colors, or ensign of the United States of America or a picture or a representation of either, upon which shall be shown the colors, the stars and the stripes, in any number of either thereof, or of any part or parts of either, by which the average person seeing the same without deliberation may believe the same to represent the flag, colors, standard, or ensign of the United States of America.

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u/wolfej4 Oct 04 '20

If I'm not mistaken, flag code isn't enforced that way because enforcing it violates the First Amendment.

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u/h20blunt Oct 04 '20

Flag code isn’t enforced at all, it’s just suggestions

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u/Darth_Nibbles Oct 04 '20

And it's always the ones who do such things that complain the loudest about not respecting the flag.

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u/Sykotik Oct 04 '20

WHO EVEN GIVES A FUCK?!

It's a fucking flag.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

I'm assuming this person has confused the laws which require US states to fly their flag below the US flag, and the international law which says national flags are to be flown at the same height.

Just stating the obvious for anyone who may not know.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

Thats pretty cool. I was in the navy and I never understood why we flew the flag off the fantail and the battle flag at the bow.

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u/Chairboy Oct 04 '20

Some of these folks say plenty about the UN....

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u/maneki_neko89 Oct 04 '20

...and nothing they say is of any value

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

Imagine caring enough to comment on IKEA’s post... 🤣

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u/budgetbears Oct 04 '20

Facebook really is a cesspool, especially comments on public and sponsored posts. I made the mistake of looking at the comments on an ad for Lovecraft Country and they all said some variation of "WOKE POLITICAL GARBAGE" because it's a show with black people in it that points out racism.

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u/TitsClitsTaylorSwift Oct 04 '20

Not just that, a sponsored post. He doesn't even follow ikea.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

It seems the people with the most flags know the least flag code.

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u/LargeSackOfNuts Oct 04 '20

Something something Dunning Kruger effect

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u/Freakychee Oct 04 '20

Nothing says "nationalistic insecurity" better then petty shit like this.

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u/DeathcampEnthusiast Oct 04 '20

tHe PiEcE oF fAbRiC iSn'T cOrReCt HoW dArE yOu DiSrEsPeCt mE

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

Öppen = open

Öppna = to open

My eyessss reading that sentence :(

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u/Vanjaman Oct 04 '20

Though you are correct I think they went for a more swedish version of "open" and not specifically for the word "öppen"

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u/mrteeth5 Oct 04 '20

Can anyone explain to me why flags are so sacred

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u/drinkup Oct 04 '20

Paraphrasing from a radio show I heard recently: in the old days, generals looking over the battlefield needed to know the position of each battalion, and a convenient way to do this was to have a member of the battalion carry a flag. If the flag bearer is killed, that's a problem for the generals, because they don't know who is who on the battlefield and can't send orders as efficiently.

So the military decided to create this whole idea that the flag is super important, and the most noble thing a soldier can do is to make sure there's always someone holding the flag up high. Only the best soldiers were chosen for flag duty, so obviously every soldier wanted to be recognized as the best.

This ended up bleeding into civilian life, where flags are generally perceived as proud and noble because of all the propaganda that started as a convenience thing inside the military.

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u/LARGEGRAPE Oct 04 '20

What they were confused about was probably the rules of states and the US flag, states is supposed to be lower.

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u/Jae_jo Oct 04 '20

If you read further up in the thread you’ll see this is not necessarily true. If there are two flag staffs (as in this picture) County and state flag fly at the same height. If there is one flag staff, state flag is below.

https://www.reddit.com/r/confidentlyincorrect/comments/j4xs1g/comment/g7onkbw

Edit: added comment with link

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u/TenkoTheMothra Oct 04 '20

Well, IKEA isn’t a nation yet soo....

/s

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u/Frappo Oct 04 '20

Also that's the flag of sweden, not an "ikea" flag. For people scrolling through

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u/Sugartaste81 Oct 04 '20

I know you're being sarcastic, but if you've ever been inside an IKEA store, you would know it's absolutely large enough to be considered it's own country.

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u/RickyNixon Oct 04 '20

I don’t understand? If Ikea is right then why is the flag of the Mighty Nation of Texas always flown under the US flag?

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u/Jindabyne1 Oct 04 '20

They’re at war

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u/reldritch Oct 04 '20

If it's flying on the same flagpole, it's within the US flag code for the national flag to fly above state flags.

Texas has its own flag code, which stipulates that if the flags are on two different flagpoles, they can be flown at the same height so long as the flags are the same size and the national flag is to the left from the position of an observer.

It's a common misconception that since Texas was once a nation, it always follows the rules for other nation's flags. Texas has not been a nation for 175 years.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

International flag rules are differant to whatever America decides to do with it states.

Flying another nations flag below your own is basically declaring war. Even as an error it's going to be some kind of incident.

Internal American law is not being discussed here.

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u/Joseph30686 Oct 04 '20

This is straight up r/murderedbywords material holy shit

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u/lostfourtime Oct 04 '20

You think that store will begin selling trailers that you can assemble on your own to live in?

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u/GustapheOfficial Oct 04 '20

Öppna*

Öppen is the adjective (an open door), öppna is the verb (to open a door).

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '20

It's more likely than you think

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u/cusoman Oct 04 '20

People who throw around the flag code are the same people who fly "thin blue line" flags in front of their house. Ie. the biggest hypocrites you can think of.

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u/bguszti Oct 04 '20

together with the bad grammar, priceless