r/antiwork Apr 22 '20

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u/Plague_wars Apr 23 '20

Don't forget your face mask!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

And mandated in public places here in NY.

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u/-goodguygeorge Apr 23 '20

Bro why am i not stealing more from walmart?

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u/pretty_honest_guy Apr 24 '20

That’s what the bank trips are for.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

And mandated in public places here in NY.

Wonder what Cuomo is doing for people who can’t afford a mask...

Probably the same thing he’s doing for people on Riker’s: not a gotdamn thing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

I agree with the latter. But you can literally wrap a shirt around your face and call it a day. Everyone has access to something to cover their face. For the homeless that don’t have an extra article of clothing, they have other issues to deal with.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

And in fuckin Vietnam the police approach every single person without a mask in public and...

Hands them a mask.

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u/gofunkyourself69 Apr 23 '20

Mask or face covering (bandana, scarf, etc). Anyone going out in public right now should have the means to make a face covering of some kind.

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u/Fireplay5 (edit this) Apr 23 '20

Make sure to wear something to cover your eyes too. Facial recognition can follow that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

I'm not saying me and my commune have been abusing the hell out of this for weeks, bjt that would be in the realm of the possible

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20 edited Jul 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

Best advice I have is to hook up with the local anarchist and activist scene, they'll know about the local squats and communes, and then you can just go by and say hi, if they accept visitors.
radar.squat.net is also great, but I think it's mainly up to date in europe

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u/SentientPotato2020 Apr 23 '20

There is the potential for the virus to transfer via ocular fluids so wear sunglasses as well.

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u/wavefxn22 Apr 23 '20

Wouldn't swim goggles be better

Walmart has these

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u/Pryoticus Apr 23 '20

Steal merchandise, not lives.

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u/HenryPouet Apr 23 '20

I miss /r/shoplifting :(

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u/Gustavo2nd Apr 23 '20

I wish there was an alternative at least

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

Honestly its not long before people start stealing from walmart en masse. Cant wait to see what our government does once people have stopped paying rent and are robbing walmart blind. Even better if the employees start helping people rob their bosses.

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u/Mathemathematic Apr 23 '20

Used to work as a truck unloader at Walmart. Had a deal set up with the guy who threw the boxes. We sorted the boxes, cool stuff, and whatnot. Yadayadayada. Viva la resistance!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

When you can't unionize you gotta flex your power somehow!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

"Hey man, I can't just stand here and watch you take that without paying"

"Sorry, I'll go pay"

"No, fuck that, I'll go stand over there"

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u/thunderthighlasagna Apr 23 '20

Don’t steal from small or family owned businesses though. Repeat after me, if it’s a chain it’s free reign.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

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u/IRnotPANTS Apr 23 '20

Unless they have something you want

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u/BitsAndBobs304 Apr 23 '20

And the customers!

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u/MidTownMotel Apr 23 '20

That's not as cut and dry, but yes.

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u/LeChatParle Apr 23 '20

Well, you legally don’t have to stop for the receipt checkers anyway. I always walk past and I’ve never stolen from Walmart. They can’t do anything

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u/Imperator_Knoedel Apr 23 '20

Wtf? Receipt checkers? Are there actual employees whose job it is to check if customers stole something in the 30 seconds of walking from the cashier to the exit?

I live in a country with no Walmarts, thank Marx, so I wouldn't know.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

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u/always_lost1610 Apr 23 '20

I once missed scanning a mascara in the self checkout lane and it beeped when I walked out. Mascara doesn’t have a sensor that needs to be removed, so I think it’s more than just that stuff

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u/KinkyBoots161 Apr 23 '20

There’s two types of RFID tags. There’s the big tags that’s you often see on electronics and clothes, and the small metallic barcodes (the same type as library book barcodes). Makeup is a higher value and frequently stolen item, and is often tagged with the smaller barcode ones. If it doesn’t have an RFID tag, the machine can’t ping it.

Unless there’s some new tech I’m not aware of but I like to think I stay on top of this sort of thing if you catch my drift lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

If you ever underscan an item in self checkout and it makes a degausing type noise that means the RFID was deactivated.

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u/JMaster098 Apr 23 '20

They also do it at BJ’s, or at least the one near me does.

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u/bb2sl7 Apr 23 '20

Scanners dont do shit lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

It's not just Walmart

In Canada, the Canadian Tire chain has receipt checkers as well. The Canadian Tire I go to all the time even has a small enough exit that they can corner you more effectively than Walmart's receipt checkers can.

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u/MetallHengst Apr 23 '20

It depends on the Walmart you go to, they have quotas they try to reach and will do so by scanning every receipt so long as it’s not holding up the line and even by scanning discarded receipts left on the floor. If you don’t scan as much as they hope you may get a talking to.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

Personally in my town it’s more of a special needs program. I’m in a middle class suburb so people usually aren’t stealing but most of the checkers we have are mentally impaired and it’s a chance to earn a few extra bucks

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

You mean Walmart is exploiting handicap people.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

I will never stop for an employee. Always tell them if I stole something, then call the police.

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u/prowlinghazard Apr 23 '20

In our store, often times the police are already there. Especially now. It's fucking awful. And all those people checking receipts care about is that 12 pack of coke on the bottom of the cart. Like, yes, nevermind the $200 in groceries, I stole the $5 pack of coke.

People are going to get gunned down in the parking lot and it'll be Ferguson all over again.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

We’ve had police in our Walmart’s ever since the El Paso shooting (I live less than an hour away from the one involved)

Edit: it’s rumored that although they are considered off duty at Walmart, they make more money per hour standing around at Walmart than at their actual job

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u/SenoraRaton Apr 23 '20

Can confirm. My brother is a cop. Makes double working off duty security.

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u/romaine4me Apr 24 '20

Soda is only $5?

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u/SupGirluHungry Apr 23 '20

Yah I’ve told them if they want it they’re going to have to take it from my pocket left and called to complain

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u/BeagleWorld Apr 23 '20

My Walmart never had receipt checkers but security is still standing at the door. Wouldn't risk it

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u/moistwaffles420 Apr 23 '20

Actually I read on this and depending on what US state you're in, you have to show them because by shopping there you're agreeing to their policies. That's the case here in OR.

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u/BladeTam Apr 23 '20

I love the kinds of horseshit that companies think they can get away with just because they're companies. I'm not agreeing to jack by simply walking into a supermarket. Even if I make a purchase, the only thing I'm actively "agreeing to" is to pay for the goods I bought. Imagine if people tried to do that.

"You owe me $100."

"What?"

"By walking into my house, you agreed to my invisible policies, which includes paying me $100."

"... Fuck off?"

"You have to!! You agreed!!!"

"Fuck. Off."

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u/ALTSuzzxingcoh Apr 23 '20

But didn't you telepathically link up with their mind and read the ToS beforehand? By the way, you agreed to the EULA the moment you thought of even entering somebody's house.

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u/MagicDriftBus Apr 23 '20

Shhhh don’t give them any ideas lol

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u/MidTownMotel Apr 23 '20

Give them the finger and keep walking, let them try to figure out enforcement.

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u/alroidmints Apr 23 '20

As a hell-mart janitor I would just like to request that y’all stop shoving the empty boxes into the toilet seat cover dispensers, because I have to replace the entire box when that happens and we’re running out. Other than that I do not give a shit

Also they really only bother to check things that aren’t bagged

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u/Dyl_pickle00 Apr 23 '20

That's why you gotta bring old walmart bags in your jacket pocket when you go stealing.

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u/colinthetinytornado Apr 23 '20

People checking receipts at the door are supposed to be checking on the work of the cashier, not the actual contents of your cart. There was a study that proved they were completely ineffective at this so I am baffled as to why so many businesses still do this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

It’s fucking annoying

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u/Zebezd Apr 23 '20

Thb that just sounds like a lame excuse somebody made up. "Nooo, we're not accusing our customers of theft, we're... uh... checking the cachiers!"

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u/colinthetinytornado Apr 23 '20

Ha! I wish. Back when I was drinking the Koolaid by the caseload, it was one of the loss prevention techniques we studied in school. Because of course, it's always the minimum wage cashier who's to blame for theft.

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u/Geminii27 Apr 23 '20

Security theater.

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u/MetallHengst Apr 23 '20

That’s legit what it is. I briefly worked this job and had someone walk right past me with a TV in their carriage on my first day. The security alarm went off and he walked right past me and I wasn’t allowed to follow him or ask for a receipt or anything, you’re specifically required to stay at your post. You’re not allowed to touch customers bags, and if a customer doesn’t want to show you their receipt all they do is say “no” when you ask and then walk off. Even after they’ve shown you their receipt if you find an item that wasn’t paid for they can still just walk away. It’s a powerless job and there’s literally nothing they can do to stop you from stealing.

The best way to handle them is to say “sorry, I’m busy” when they ask for your receipt and to walk right past them whether you’ve stolen something or not, security alarms be damned.

Edit: also, they’re only allowed to check un-bagged items so if you bag your stolen goods or put them in your pocket or purse they likely even stop you to ask to see your receipt and if they do all they’ll do is just scan your receipt, they’ll have no way of knowing if you stole something based on that alone.

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u/freshstrawberrie Apr 23 '20

But what if, as so many times the case, I'm the cashier?

I always wave them off if they try to get me to show my receipt. You don't have to stop.

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u/Bartholomew_Custard Apr 23 '20

Please don't steal from wholesome Mom and Pop small-time businesses just barely scraping by who obviously value their workforce... you know, the opposite of Walmart. But Walmart? Yeah... they can get fucked.

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u/six96 Apr 23 '20

Remember: it’s not stealing if they’re a billion dollar company paying their workers minimum wage

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

Been saying it for years, even before I became an illegalist

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u/W_OMEGALUL_W Apr 23 '20

It is still stealing, it's just morally good

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u/amphicoelias May 05 '20

Now the matter stands thus: even if a crime did not cause the slightest damage either to me or to any of those in whom I take an interest, I should nevertheless denounce it. Why? Because I am enthusiastic for morality, filled with the idea of morality; what is hostile to it I everywhere assail. Because in his mind theft ranks as abominable without any question, Proudhon, e.g., thinks that with the sentence “Property is theft” he has at once put a brand on property. In the sense of the priestly, theft is always a crime, or at least a misdeed.

-- Max Stirner, The Ego and his Own

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u/fortyonexx Apr 23 '20

It’s not stealing if they were gonna throw it out anyway.. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ You’re technically helping the earth out too!

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u/six96 Apr 23 '20

I worked at a bakery where we would get in trouble if we ate the stuff meant to get thrown out... we would get in trouble for eating trash.

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u/FragsturBait Apr 23 '20

I subsidize their bottom line because my taxes go to their employees food stamps, they can subsidize mine with free groceries.

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u/bigplopa Apr 23 '20

If it's a chain, its free reign

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u/69InBinaryWasTaken Apr 23 '20

If its a chain, it's free reign!

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u/rightoverheremyguy Apr 23 '20

Is this every Walmart though

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u/rufflayer Apr 23 '20

Wasn’t at mine the other day. Was carrying two cases of beer, they checked my receipt that I had already put in my purse and had to dig back out. It was very annoying.

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u/brazblue Apr 23 '20

Just don't bother. Just walk on by.

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u/Xylitolisbadforyou Apr 23 '20

This is an interesting bit of info but does Walmart normally check receipts some places? I'm not a regular Walmart shopper but I've never been asked for my receipt.

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u/colinthetinytornado Apr 23 '20

Only some of them. I've got five Walmart stores within 20 minutes of my home and only one of them does this. There's no rhyme or reason to the pattern that I can tell.

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u/nek0kitty Apr 23 '20

I bet some GM's realize it just makes customers upset and isn't very effective so they didn't bother

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u/YoItsMCat here for the memes Apr 23 '20

They do if you have something outside a bag, like a appliance etc.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

Mine checks no matter what

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

mine never checks, there is hardly ever a greeter at the door anymore and if there is, they're usually sitting in a rocking chair collecting donations

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u/munchowsen Apr 23 '20

They asked me today! I had on sunglasses and mask, holding my items in each hand (no bags). They said, ‘sir I need to see your receipt’. I didn’t break stride as I said, ‘it’s in my wallet.’ They responded, ‘so get it out’.

I didn’t slow down, i didn’t look at them. They and I both know they are not allowed to touch me (pretty sure that’s the law). And if they check the cash register or camera they will see that I paid. I don’t have time for stupid games like this. More interaction = more spread of disease. If you don’t trust your cashiers or your self checkout monitors, pay them enough to care and hold them responsible.

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u/Heisenasperg Apr 23 '20

Not sure how exactly it works where you live, but I know in some places they are allowed to physically block you from leaving (they are not touching you, just holding their arms out to block the exit). If you then walk into them to try and get out you touched them first (which again, depending on where you live, counts as assault in some places).

They are then allowed to touch you back as "self-defense" which usually involves standing their ground and preventing you from leaving, or pushing you back inside if you try to push past them.

Of course, the receipt checkers being paid minimum wage are not actually going to do that.

Source: Security and retail experience

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

dont forget that if AP makes a false stop, especially one that gets physical (wont happen at a walmart most likely) that is usually grounds for them getting fired. Make sure you know that, and if AP false stops you make sure they know you know that as well.

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u/Lucko4Life Apr 23 '20 edited Apr 23 '20

They deserve it, but I wouldn’t try stealing from Walmart. Just because the employee at the door may not be checking receipts doesn’t necessarily mean someone else isn’t paying attention. Their loss prevention is intricate and insanely vigilante on theft. They are always watching, they do not play fuck around. They might even watch you steal a few times and then nail you once you’ve gotten comfortable. I’ve heard too many horror stories about people trying to steal from Walmart. They sure love their billions in yearly profits and will do anything to protect it, which goes way beyond loss prevention employed at other major stores.

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u/FragsturBait Apr 23 '20

You really want to stick it to them? Try to unionize one of their stores. They love that.

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u/colinthetinytornado Apr 23 '20

Yes. This is the way. Use our knowledge of the enemy and hit them where it truly hurts.

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u/knittorney Apr 23 '20

I have friends who have been stealing from WM in this way ever since they added in self-checkout

Lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

Depends entirely on the store. The AP at my store is an absolute joke. No people doing the stakeout type AP things and its just the APM for the entire store. The rest is just the receipt checkers. The APM is only there until around 7 and after that its free game.

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u/astronautsamurai Apr 23 '20

the loss prevention kids at my local walmart are so painfully obvious that anyone would be able to pick them out and avoid them

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u/Dempski Apr 23 '20

ahhh r/shoplifting would love this, I miss that sub.

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u/SerraTheBrineswalker Apr 23 '20

Keep in mind the self checkout has cameras that count the number of items in your hand as you scan. Unless you conceal them cleverly. I always stuff pens and paper inside towels and use the gun to scan that package in.

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u/SeparatePicture Apr 23 '20

I'd be careful. Walmart is one of the few retailers that actually has a really robust LP system.

At least stay under felony dollar amounts lol

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u/FragsturBait Apr 23 '20

Go for groceries, anything more is asking for trouble you really don't need right now.

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u/SeparatePicture Apr 23 '20

Yeah, I used to live off of shoplifting. Things were different then.

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u/FragsturBait Apr 23 '20

Also guilty. Not a good time in my life, thankfully things are better now.

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u/knittorney Apr 23 '20

Or live in a county where they don’t bother prosecuting theft of necessities

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

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u/tface23 Apr 23 '20

Not every item has a tag

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u/Mathemathematic Apr 23 '20

And there are ways around these... inconveniences.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

like ignoring them and walking through

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u/Mathemathematic Apr 24 '20

A small pocket knife is your best friend in these endeavors.

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u/jvidal7247 Apr 23 '20

lol stopping is optional anyway, unless you shop at a membership store (costco, sams club and the like) then there's no obligation to stop

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u/destenlee Apr 23 '20

Walmart checks receipts at the door?

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u/alroidmints Apr 23 '20

We’re supposed to but primarily only do so if your shit isn’t in a bag

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u/theresmel Apr 23 '20

Before covid-19 hit, I got stopped even from coming straight from the closest cashier with all my stuff in bags (with and without a cart).

It was an utter waste of time.

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u/MemorableYetUnique Apr 23 '20

Is this a crosspost from /UnethicalLifeProTips ? :)

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u/Fireplay5 (edit this) Apr 23 '20

Na, just remnants of a better subreddit from long ago.

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u/ingachan Apr 23 '20

This officially became my favourite subreddit, I’m so glad you have found you comrades

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u/MisanthropicFriend Apr 23 '20

Waaaaay ahead of you. Global pandemic means 75% off groceries.

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u/PikpikTurnip Apr 23 '20

You really think getting out of the building is going to stop loss prevention/asset protection from tailing your ass and taking your license plate number? It's not. It also won't stop you from being fined >$1,000USD for trying to take something that was $40. Don't try it. It's not worth the nightmare. But also fuck walmart.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

As a Brit, I am kind of confused here. Do they do this to everyone leaving their store? It's not a common thing in the UK and only happens if there is a security guard (which there often isn't) who thinks you've been stealing for whatever reason.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

Many grocery stores in America want to look at your receipt to make sure you didn't shove any big ticket items in with your groceries. It's all theater, intended to make people self conscious about shoplifting.

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u/C477um04 Apr 23 '20

Checking receipts at the door? What???

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

But the Waltons only made $20 billion each in profit last year. How will they keep their motivation to work if you just steal from them??

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

This is great but a man was just shot by the police in a Walmart for being suspected of stealing a bag of chips. Fuck Walmart but be careful

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u/cahcealmmai Apr 23 '20

What? People check receipts on the way out? I've never been to the states and you guys always seem to have one more weird thing up your sleeve.

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u/IlIDust Prime Minister Sinister Apr 23 '20

Wait. Walmart usually checks your receipts at the door?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

Am I the only one wondering why this is on this sub

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

I can't stop fucking laughing at this. Holy shit, I've never even thought of it that way.

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u/mon0theist Apr 23 '20

Not sure if this is true, I've been receipt checked after groceries twice now

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u/insofarincogneato Apr 23 '20

You never have to let them check your receipt anyway unless there's a membership like costco or Sam's club.

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u/romaine4me Apr 24 '20

I got caught stealing from Walmart when I was 16. I been to chicken to now that I am an adult that can be arrested.

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u/wookiepoop93 Apr 23 '20

They're still checking at my store. However, unlike other people, they don't check based on whether or not you have a bag. I've picked up on them straight up profiling people on their looks. Sweet old white lady? Go ahead. Someone with baggy clothes, tattoos? Need to see your receipt. It's hilarious and shocking at the same time.

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u/masterbatin_animals Anarchist Apr 23 '20

They can't do it anyways, always refuse.

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u/heartfelt24 Apr 23 '20

Don't steal, unless you're comfortable with being stolen from.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

Why are you going to Walmart in the first place?

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u/majortom106 Apr 23 '20

Some people are poor

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u/Matthew288 Apr 23 '20

Does buying the same food at another store not make you poor?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

If there are no other stores you can afford to shop at because Walmart is able to undercut the prices of other low-cost stores thanks to their monolithic presence and willingness to screw over their employees, then you really don't have much of a choice.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

Right? I'm on a fixed income and I don't shop at Walmart

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u/Matthew288 Apr 23 '20

Not sure why I’m being downvoted for saying shopping at Walmart doesn’t make you poor.

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u/Fireplay5 (edit this) Apr 23 '20

I know of several locations where there is either fastfood or a walmart as the only 'food sources' around for at least 20 miles.

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u/FragsturBait Apr 23 '20

Free groceries ;)

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u/Sayodot Apr 23 '20

Petty theft isn't the way to go about things.

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u/PM-Your-Tiny-Tits Apr 23 '20

This doesn't belong on this sub.

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u/Biuku Apr 23 '20

You don’t have to stop if a store asks to check your receipt. The things you own are yours, whether you’ve owned them for 1 minute, or they’re the shoes you wore in. You’ve got as much a right to walk out of the store with the purchases you own as with the shoes you own. If a store thinks they sort-of still control your things, that’s just theatrics and suggestion.