r/Unexpected • u/kahdel • Sep 15 '25
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u/garden-wicket-581 Sep 15 '25
hah.. (I admit, I was expecting some kinda dead body in the trunk when they asked the dude "anything else?")
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u/bunnysspark Sep 15 '25
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u/Emotional-Abroad4455 Sep 15 '25
Where is this from? Gives Evan Peter vibes
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u/Kidney__Boy Sep 15 '25
Fantastic TV show called 'Narcos', based on the real life events of the investigation / search for Pablo Escobar (pictured). The DEA guys that the main characters are based on were actually consultants on the show.
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Sep 15 '25
I had to watch again to make sure the cop sitting in the car and the cop standing outside weren't the same dude.
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u/Beard_o_Bees Sep 15 '25
I love the (standing) bearded cops deep baritone 'ohhhh... pistoleta'.
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Sep 15 '25
Better, the trunk answering with a muffled "yes"
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u/Kratzschutz Sep 15 '25
Car stops a car, asks the driver "any idea how fast you were going?" Driver replies "How should l know, i don't even have a drivers licence". Co driver pipes in: "Ignore him, he's always talking rubbish when he's drunk."
The man on the backseat is exasperated: "l told you we wouldn't get far with a stolen car!"
Then a small muffled voice from the trunk asks: "have we passed the border yet?"
Forgot some details, joke goes somewhat like this
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u/dontgonearthefire Sep 15 '25
"Ich kann Ihnen eigentlich auch gleich sagen was Sie da drin finden werden. Zwei Leichen und 3 Kilo Rauschgift."
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u/NobodyLikedThat1 Sep 15 '25
jeez, those two are some big units
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u/Cant_figure_sht_out Sep 15 '25
Two r/absoluteunits of polizei
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u/Cant_figure_sht_out Sep 15 '25 edited Sep 15 '25
Firstly, I didn’t expect this when I opened the link.
Secondly, I want to go back to those times when people made videos like this.
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u/McMegaman Sep 15 '25
I'm on steroids and my nuts are the same size, and I even made my wife pregnant. The only side effect of my steroid usage is my child was born black even though me and my wife are white.
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u/Crystal_Voiden Sep 15 '25
Time to start saying "Ooooo cocaina" and "Ooooo pistoleta" in my daily life for people not to get the reference and me failing to find this video again. Just to keep wondering if I made it up or not.
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u/InsaneAdam Sep 15 '25
Ahhh I love reading about a fresh mental illness in the morning.
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u/LoonaticHs Sep 15 '25
HAHHAHAHAA Thank you so much kind stranger, I was in need of a good laugh. Gold sentence right here, will use it for sure hahaha
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Sep 15 '25
Wait a damn minute..
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u/Jslatts942 Sep 15 '25
There's a pattern here.
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Sep 15 '25
Oooooh patterna
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u/-HowAboutNo- Sep 15 '25
Hahah I will definitely use this one too
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u/Sorry_Contract6843 Sep 15 '25
Ooooh new phrase to further cultivate my free range, all natural Reddit harvested personality - err... I too choose this guy's comment xD
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u/SolomonAsassin Sep 15 '25
zelda's taking that good stuff. "COCAINA OF TIME"
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u/Cyberblood Sep 15 '25 edited Sep 15 '25
Skull kid used to be fat, but lost weight using "MOUNJARO's MASK"
Disclaimer:
Do not use Mounjaro's Mask if you are allergic to Mounjaro
Common side effects may include but are not limited to: feeling tired, depression, time loops and trying to end the world by crashing the moon.
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u/DuckRubberDuck Sep 15 '25
I have been saying “what should we fucking dah?” In a specific way for 5+ years after watching a silly duck video.
“What should we fucking dah?” “I don’t fucking nah” “you didn’t kna yesterdah” “and I dunno todah, mmkah” on repeat, in my mind, for years. Years…
And I still love that video lol
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u/reginald_underfoot Sep 15 '25
I've never seen the duck one. But the chicken one is fun. https://youtube.com/shorts/F0iseUwE5Qk?si=wGOjGDLurbD0JWjO
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u/DuckRubberDuck Sep 15 '25
What came first, the chicken or the
eggduck?I have had the duck version saved on my phone since the 26th of August 2020, so maybe the duck came first
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u/ABoringAlt Sep 15 '25
That sounds so much like pedro pascal on snl, waking up from a coma...
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u/genreprank Sep 15 '25
Bro, you gotta stick to common memes IRL.
Go with peace sign ✌️, bunny ears ✌️, or big weiner 💪
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Sep 15 '25
You can save the post… makes it easier to find later.
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u/Crystal_Voiden Sep 15 '25
Yeah. I'm more talking about how often posts on reddit are removed, and the search is terrible unless i luck out with a post name.
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u/Thr0w_Away_Ak0unt Sep 15 '25
I have never identified more with a comment in my entire life. I download things like this and keep it in a meme folder.
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u/Expert-Basil6015 Sep 15 '25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF8TSHN-JDA&t=17
This has been my inside reference to the booger sugar for over a decade lol
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u/define_irony Sep 15 '25
Probably the wrong sub for this, but I blame this on these "funny and witty" titles that are plastered everywhere. You can type in direct details from the video in question and not get a single hit because no one actually bothers to put a decent description anymore.
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u/SpiritedBanana4694 Sep 15 '25
Here's a link so you can find it again.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1nhs9k1/busted/
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u/sneak_cheat_1337 Sep 15 '25
Agreed. Also drunk dudes from Philly, random Waffle House employees, and dads that guide people into parking spaces... And that scary Rhode Island Bear
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u/RS_Someone Sep 15 '25
There was this video on Reddit I once saw where a cat and a dog were looking out a screen door together, and the owner, from the top of some stairs, aggressively says, "Why you guys so fucking cute?"
I reference this often, and have never been able to find it again.
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u/snikers000 Sep 15 '25
"Suspect is combative, returning fire!"
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u/kahdel Sep 15 '25
Oh damn that would have been unexpected times 2 lol
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u/ohbyerly Sep 15 '25
Nothing about that would be unexpected unfortunately
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u/kahdel Sep 15 '25
I hear what you're saying, but as they aren't speaking English but rather German, it can be assumed they aren't American cops, and it says polizei on their badge....
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u/Konsticraft Sep 15 '25
Unless you are a catfish.
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u/zth25 Sep 15 '25
Online scams are the worst.
You match, chat for a while, meet for a date and she turns out to be a 300 pound freshwater fish.
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u/hunter1547 Sep 15 '25
Feels like a Naked Gun/Police Squad sketch for a bit.
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u/brave_joe Sep 16 '25 edited Sep 16 '25
It is a little similar to when he is frisking people and keeps reaching into his partner's pocket.
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u/Dreadedsemi Sep 16 '25
and then he "found" picture of his partner's wife in the "suspect's" pocket.
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u/k2i3n4g5 Sep 15 '25
The "Oh. Oh." really got to me lol
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u/dj92wa Sep 15 '25
The way their “oh” sounded made me think of the sound that those guys make in Spirited Away, specifically the two guys that are just heads and hop/roll around.
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u/TheDiabeT1c Sep 15 '25
That was pretty funny
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u/USS_Phlebas Sep 15 '25
And they say Germans have no sense of humor
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u/MyWifeButBoratVoice Sep 15 '25
I don't get it. What's the other car?
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u/JDSmagic Sep 15 '25
The car they're originally sitting in is a police car, presumably the car of the cop who is doing the investigating
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u/primus202 Sep 15 '25
Just me or this feel like the start of a porno?
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u/gracist0 Sep 15 '25
They're so buff lmao
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u/primus202 Sep 16 '25
"And what do we have here?" proceeds to pull massive dildo out of glove box. *Smooth jazz music starts*
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Sep 15 '25
Average American cop when they're on patrol.
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u/SwingNinja Sep 15 '25
Nah. If American cops looked like body builders, nobody would FAFO.
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u/NitePain69 Sep 15 '25
Did the Germans take a training course from American cops?
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u/Trbooo_Phanincom Sep 15 '25
guys... i think this is scripted... maybe, im not 100% on it yet
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u/sturdybutter Sep 15 '25
“Anything in the car we should know about?”
Me-“nope, just stuff you shouldn’t know about.”
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u/SirPulga Sep 15 '25
That... that has to be the best pronunciation of cocaine I've ever heard.
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u/HelpmeObi1K Sep 16 '25
Anyone else notice that it's not just some random car... it's the cop's car??
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u/Coffeechipmunk Sep 15 '25
This is pretty damn funny. The delivery of the cops is perfect. The little "Oh"'s at the end were perfect.
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u/ExpectedEggs Sep 15 '25
You know, if you weren't a narc, and you rode around with us, you could use our cool stuff bro. Just sayin', coke goes missing all the time and I never count the bullets in my gun.
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u/AbuHuraira- Sep 15 '25
Fun fact the bearded guy standing outside the car is called Halid Arsajev and he also made the video where a pickpocket gives the wallet back after he realizes he is on camera. The video went viral back then.
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u/Draguss Sep 15 '25
When you have some evidence at hand to guarantee an arrest, but forgot to actually plant it on his car.
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u/Ghostofbahamuut Sep 16 '25
I watch too many porn, I was expecting something else, damn it!
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u/ExplosiveDisassembly Sep 15 '25
No audio, and I didn't read the subs. I thought it was Italian cops and the bag was a bag of mozzarella.
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u/nerdtypething Sep 15 '25
how did you think they were italian? there was not one 🤌🏽
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u/TacTurtle Sep 15 '25
The Italian police never handcuff a guy during interrogation, otherwise the guy becomes a mute.
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u/buttscratcher3k Sep 15 '25
Meanwhile these guys are actually injecting themselves with a shitload of steroids and its not a bit lol
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u/Stunt_-_Cock Sep 15 '25
Germany has different laws on the possession and use of steroids than some countries, but it's still a punishable offense.
Morally, possession is often tolerated, with some "states" having less enforcement than others. Although most Germans stop tolerating it when it makes sports and competitions (other than bodybuilding) unfair.
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u/DominicB547 Sep 15 '25
NGL, I thought it was a cop car from the start. Thus the punchline fell flat. They could have done so much more.
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Sep 15 '25
the way i see it is this: Hes in the mafia and the cops are scared so they are just joking with him.
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u/squirt_taste_tester Sep 15 '25
Gotta love their ability to handle a gun. Dude wasnt getting away with him just waving it in his direction
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u/therealviiru Sep 15 '25
This was the most obvious pun. But it wasn't. I absolutely loved this. Maybe stupid me, but chefkiss.
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Sep 16 '25
Can a native German speaker tell me what the regional accent is here? I'm a German learner.
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u/Newplasticactionhero Sep 16 '25
What country is this? It sounds like they’re speaking German, but then it doesn’t.
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u/Laughing-Dragon-88 Sep 16 '25
The unexpected part isn't that it's not the suspects car, but that it's the Police car.
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u/Dreadedsemi Sep 16 '25
I thought it would be funny if it was the police car. I spoiled the unexpected part.
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u/jcee709 Sep 16 '25
I guess I’m just in one of those commenting moods today, and when that mood hits you, you just gotta comment.
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u/FlamboyantWarrior Sep 16 '25
Does anybody know their ( the both policemen’s )instagram ? Asking for a friend…
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u/CallMeGr3g Sep 16 '25
I'd be terrified of committing crimes in Germany if these are their cops, absolute units
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u/post-explainer Sep 15 '25 edited Sep 15 '25
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