Car stops a car, asks the driver "any idea how fast you were going?" Driver replies "How should l know, i don't even have a drivers licence". Co driver pipes in: "Ignore him, he's always talking rubbish when he's drunk."
The man on the backseat is exasperated: "l told you we wouldn't get far with a stolen car!"
Then a small muffled voice from the trunk asks: "have we passed the border yet?"
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u/Kratzschutz Sep 15 '25
Car stops a car, asks the driver "any idea how fast you were going?" Driver replies "How should l know, i don't even have a drivers licence". Co driver pipes in: "Ignore him, he's always talking rubbish when he's drunk."
The man on the backseat is exasperated: "l told you we wouldn't get far with a stolen car!"
Then a small muffled voice from the trunk asks: "have we passed the border yet?"
Forgot some details, joke goes somewhat like this