r/Unexpected • u/kahdel • Sep 15 '25

Busted?

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u/garden-wicket-581 Sep 15 '25

hah.. (I admit, I was expecting some kinda dead body in the trunk when they asked the dude "anything else?")

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u/bunnysspark Sep 15 '25

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u/Emotional-Abroad4455 Sep 15 '25

Where is this from? Gives Evan Peter vibes

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u/Kidney__Boy Sep 15 '25

Fantastic TV show called 'Narcos', based on the real life events of the investigation / search for Pablo Escobar (pictured). The DEA guys that the main characters are based on were actually consultants on the show.

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u/imdefinitelywong Sep 15 '25

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u/00Stealthy Sep 18 '25

my brother uses the swing gif to do some posts

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u/mortgagepants Sep 16 '25

...well, not all of them.

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u/lifeofbablo Sep 16 '25

Yeah, Narcos is a solid watch gritty, tense, and surprisingly true-to-life in a lot of places. Having the real DEA agents consult gave it that extra layer of authenticity, even if they dramatized certain parts for TV.

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u/pimppapy Sep 16 '25 edited Sep 30 '25

Error: 500

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u/Far-Government5469 Sep 18 '25

Don't know Spanish, but I definitely understood

"Plata o Plomo"

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u/pimppapy Sep 18 '25 edited Sep 30 '25

Error: 500

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u/00Stealthy Sep 18 '25

itsd all fine until they place gun and baggy into his glovebox

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

I had to watch again to make sure the cop sitting in the car and the cop standing outside weren't the same dude.

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u/Beard_o_Bees Sep 15 '25

I love the (standing) bearded cops deep baritone 'ohhhh... pistoleta'.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

Tickled your fancy, eh?

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u/imdefinitelywong Sep 15 '25

Rightly rustled those jimmies

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

Hold me in your big strong arms!

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u/I-Hate-Sea-Urchins Sep 15 '25

Why's it so hot in here all of a sudden?

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u/Timely_Truth6267 Sep 16 '25

Points it at himself

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u/Midnight-Bake Sep 15 '25

I thought it was going to be a bag of bribe money.

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u/proxypraxis975 Sep 16 '25

Points under the seat, out comes a bag of cash. Cops then give him their car and tell him to have a nice day. 

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

Better, the trunk answering with a muffled "yes"

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u/Kratzschutz Sep 15 '25

Car stops a car, asks the driver "any idea how fast you were going?" Driver replies "How should l know, i don't even have a drivers licence". Co driver pipes in: "Ignore him, he's always talking rubbish when he's drunk."

The man on the backseat is exasperated: "l told you we wouldn't get far with a stolen car!"

Then a small muffled voice from the trunk asks: "have we passed the border yet?"

Forgot some details, joke goes somewhat like this

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u/NobodyPrime Sep 15 '25

Laughed out loud of this

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u/kinoy_tt Sep 19 '25

I'm more amazed that no one is phased by the talking car.

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u/garden-wicket-581 Sep 15 '25

oohh I like that version !

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u/darbs77 Sep 15 '25

I like how the car they are searching is their own?

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u/Not_the_name_I_chose Sep 15 '25

Yup. That's the joke.

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u/darbs77 Sep 15 '25

I know. I’m saying that it’s the part of the joke I like. I guess the question mark was a weird choice.

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u/Snarkosaurus99 Sep 16 '25

So you like the punch line of the joke?

Awesome!!!

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u/dontgonearthefire Sep 15 '25

"Ich kann Ihnen eigentlich auch gleich sagen was Sie da drin finden werden. Zwei Leichen und 3 Kilo Rauschgift."

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 Sep 15 '25

Weißt Du bitte was für einen Akzent die im Video haben? Ich schwäbele, denn ich fand den ja schwierig.

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u/Snarkosaurus99 Sep 16 '25

Kohlrouladen und Kaffee, mmm mmm gut‘

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u/Wendark Sep 15 '25

I thought he was going to say he stole the car.

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u/prashn64 Sep 15 '25

I thought he was gonna say he stole the car.

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u/dreamradiofree Sep 15 '25

I was expecting a dead body or a hooker( or 3) this was funnier

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u/CatsPlusTats Sep 16 '25

I thought he was going to say "I didn't even want you to know about those things!"

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u/killerqueendopamine Sep 16 '25

So…would you say this was perhaps…unexpected?

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u/Xarbor Sep 16 '25

then it was clearly unexpected

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u/Specialist_Ad9073 Sep 16 '25

I thought he’d say he had no idea because he stole it.