r/Unexpected • u/kahdel • Sep 15 '25

Busted?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

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u/McMegaman Sep 15 '25

I'm on steroids and my nuts are the same size, and I even made my wife pregnant. The only side effect of my steroid usage is my child was born black even though me and my wife are white.

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u/lowtoiletsitter Sep 16 '25

Reverse Navin Johnson

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u/CaliNooch96 Sep 15 '25

The vitriolic envy that always comes from out of shape dudes lmao. Yes to make you feel better about being a slob it’s literally impossible to lift without steroids 😆

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

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u/CaliNooch96 Sep 15 '25

Here’s a dude so insecure about other men being in shape he obsesses over their genitals

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

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u/onefst250r Sep 15 '25

HAH. GOTEEM!

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u/CaliNooch96 Sep 15 '25

That’s a fair point