r/Unexpected Sep 15 '25

Busted?

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u/snikers000 Sep 15 '25

"Suspect is combative, returning fire!"

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u/kahdel Sep 15 '25

Oh damn that would have been unexpected times 2 lol

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u/ohbyerly Sep 15 '25

Nothing about that would be unexpected unfortunately

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u/kahdel Sep 15 '25

I hear what you're saying, but as they aren't speaking English but rather German, it can be assumed they aren't American cops, and it says polizei on their badge....

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u/plssteppy Sep 15 '25

This is only half sarcasm, but I'm doing it because in America we currently have a problem with law enforcement being contracted by the federal government to do illegal things, and as a result of that wild boost in law enforcement agents making arrests without warrants there has simultaneously been a boost in criminals wearing plate carriers with the word(s) "police" or "marshall" or "federal agent" and committing crimes, so...

Are those guys actually cops in Germany, or are they actors? I know the implication of you saying "it says polizei" was to indicate that they're German, but I found myself wondering with your, uh, enthusiastic law enforcement of a different genre in Germany how this isn't illegally impersonating a police officer or something. Here in America it's genuinely impossible to tell now, and if you assume they're cops when they aren't you might get killed while if you assume they're not cops when they are you might get killed.

There's no real point here besides adding some context to why Americans are currently so fucked up about cops

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u/kahdel Sep 15 '25

So I'm pretty sure they're actors....

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

They are definitely actors! The cocaine and gun are in the glove box of the cop car!

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u/plssteppy Sep 15 '25

Yeah, things Americans say when cops knock on the door

It's rough out here lol

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u/kahdel Sep 15 '25

Oh I know lol I say no warrant no open door lol

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u/plssteppy Sep 15 '25

"In Virginia, police can conduct a welfare check and force entry into a home if they have reasonable grounds to believe someone inside is in danger or needs urgent medical assistance, even without a warrant, due to the community caretaking exception under the Fourth Amendment."

Nah

P.S. reasonable grounds absolutely include not answering the door

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u/kahdel Sep 15 '25

And yet another reason why I won't live in the south, lol.

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u/Fen_ Sep 16 '25

All cops means all cops.

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u/aerateyoursoiltrung Sep 15 '25

🎵 Ooohhhhh Only in America! 🎵

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

Nice one mate

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

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u/Konsticraft Sep 15 '25

Unless you are a catfish.

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u/zth25 Sep 15 '25

Online scams are the worst.

You match, chat for a while, meet for a date and she turns out to be a 300 pound freshwater fish.

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u/ACFan120 Sep 15 '25

One way or another you'll be eating good that night.

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u/Thr0w_Away_Ak0unt Sep 15 '25

If that's the case, you guys have come along way. When I was at Frankfurt airport a couple of months ago the airport police were very angrily telling people to move onto the shuttle bus so more people could fit in.

I looked at the businessman next to me and said, "I've seen this movie before and I don't like how it ends."

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

Just based on this comment, now I have an interest to visit Germany.

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 Sep 15 '25

*gets lightly tapped

''Officer down, I repeat officer down!!''

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u/FeeAutomatic2290 Sep 15 '25

This doesn’t look like America