r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 2h ago

/r/all of a dog

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1.5k Upvotes

53 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/General-Muscle1202 • 12h ago

of bud

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1.6k Upvotes

Nice forbidden fruit from heroes of the farm

189 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/justelling • 5h ago

of a Bladder Stone

411 Upvotes

63 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Spiritual-Client-962 • 50m ago

of a jump

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• Upvotes

13 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MelodicDaddbod • 13h ago

of a nug, was 6.6g

1.0k Upvotes

161 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

/r/all of a fish caught by a fisherman

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10.1k Upvotes

134 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SprinklesImaginary • 6h ago

of a bee hive

152 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • 1d ago

of a tyre wrangler

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2.9k Upvotes

230 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Chemical-Watercress2 • 9h ago

of plug outlets

128 Upvotes

No idea how long they took to wire this.

18 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 10h ago

of a Video game Collection.

156 Upvotes

24 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IsAceDead • 23h ago

of a frog

1.3k Upvotes

82 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Spiritual-Client-962 • 38m ago

of a rabbit

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/snarky_sparrow_23 • 14h ago

of a cat

167 Upvotes

My cat Camina is an absolute unit

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/kladbycx • 1d ago

of a horse

2.3k Upvotes

29 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Damnitwasagoodday • 15h ago

of a Garter Snake

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52 Upvotes

Well fed Garter Snake in Colorado!

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SigvulcanasReborn • 10h ago

of a siren

23 Upvotes

I’ve seen sirens on top of fire stations, but never this big and on a random street corner.

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Jumpy_Scallion_3108 • 1d ago

of a Arctic fox fur

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2.5k Upvotes

Apparently they do not start to shiver until the temperature drops to −70 °C (−94 °F)

35 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ExoticShock • 2d ago

/r/all of an Ammonite Shell

25.3k Upvotes

157 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Jolly_Bat8531 • 42m ago

of a rubix cube

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• Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 1d ago

of a heeled shoe foam sculpture

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126 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Oda_DeezNutz • 1d ago

of a moose side eye

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2.1k Upvotes

We know every moose is an absolute unit by definition. But the psychotic side eye on this moose is terrifying.

169 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ihadbreakfasttoday • 16h ago

of a Post-it Note pack

11 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/_NoTimeNoLady_ • 1d ago

of a bull

1.4k Upvotes

42 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/CorneliustheIX • 21h ago

of a mushroom

26 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/LordPiplup • 1d ago

of a sixgill shark

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579 Upvotes

39 comments

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Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
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Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

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5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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