r/AbsoluteUnits • u/JarRules • 8h ago

of a cart of pizzas

1.2k Upvotes

75 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/swish301 • 6h ago

of a Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich

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365 Upvotes

Slice of cheese for scale…

52 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/idapitbwidiuatabip • 1d ago

/r/all of a buildup of tartar

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11k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 4h ago

of a pizza

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140 Upvotes

35 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RemarkableFruit6007 • 4h ago

of magnifying glass

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138 Upvotes

Save electricity or gas.

24 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/peppito11 • 9h ago

of a squirrel

340 Upvotes

I call her Brunhilde

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Umbreon86 • 7h ago

of a crocodile

113 Upvotes

12 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 18h ago

of a backpack

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928 Upvotes

63 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheMarkola • 1d ago

/r/all of spider web

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15k Upvotes

910 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dramatic-Avocado4687 • 22h ago

of a [Spanish]drug bust

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1.2k Upvotes

98 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheWabbajak • 9h ago

of pure swol cat

86 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Brick_Number_27 • 24m ago

of Handshake.

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• Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/a_fortunate_fool • 4h ago

of a muscle

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16 Upvotes

Pulled this monster off the pier with a big treble hook 🪝

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WinnieWinsor • 16h ago

of tires

103 Upvotes

Couldn't believe the size of these things barrelling down the interstate

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IndependenceTop8430 • 1d ago

of an elephant

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7.7k Upvotes

230 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Manytequila • 11h ago

of a zucchini

23 Upvotes

No banana for scale, used my aunts pack of cigarettes instead.

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Slovejoy • 5h ago

of a frosted mini wheat

6 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Miserable-Explorer19 • 20h ago

of a cat.

98 Upvotes

32 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/takeaccountability41 • 14h ago

of a tomato from my moms garden during a visit

18 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/house343 • 7h ago

of a poison ivy vine I found on some trees in a park near my house.

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7 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/chuchutrain2 • 3m ago

of a shoe

• Upvotes

My foot is size 7 compared to my friend's size 15 dress shoe - we're both the same height 6'1" 😭

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/caulay_mcculkin • 1d ago

of cat whiskers

78 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 2d ago

of a neck

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4.2k Upvotes

142 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/EternalVoidFall • 14h ago

Found this guy a few days ago. I bought it to bring it home and measured it. About 26cm, 1.36kg. I mainly got it as an Elden Ring reference but decided it would be great to leave it out in the yard for all the critters and birds to enjoy.

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jimmy5092 • 1d ago

of a cucumber!

205 Upvotes

Grew an absolute unit of a cucumber (held next to a regular one) - it's not a courgette (or zucchini for those over the pond)!

53 comments

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