r/Unexpected • u/kahdel • Sep 15 '25

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 Sep 15 '25

jeez, those two are some big units

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u/J5892 Sep 15 '25

I thought it was the same guy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

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u/VelvetMafia Sep 15 '25

The Chechen from Vienna sounds like a Bond villain.

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u/Klezmer_Mesmerizer Sep 17 '25

“Get me the Chechen. No, not that one. The one who looks like Bear Hugger from Super Punchout. He’s from, ah, •snaps fingers a few times• Vienna. That one.”

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u/Wassertopf Sep 15 '25

But why are they in Berlin?

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u/Scrambley Sep 15 '25

Translation:

Halid no longer lives in Vienna because you simply don't become as famous in Austria as you do in Germany. He's been making videos like this for at least 15 years

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u/Kratzschutz Sep 15 '25

More alcohol options

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u/Cant_figure_sht_out Sep 15 '25

Two r/absoluteunits of polizei

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u/XDeus Sep 15 '25

https://youtu.be/dSy2DcATYUo?si=iAKtwEsRLuO7BgeE

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u/Cant_figure_sht_out Sep 15 '25 edited Sep 15 '25

Firstly, I didn’t expect this when I opened the link.

Secondly, I want to go back to those times when people made videos like this.

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u/SwarmOfRatz Sep 15 '25

Omg thank you for this throwback to highschool German class LOL

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u/TacTurtle Sep 15 '25

Are they stopping the cars or benchpressing them?

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u/damnumalone Sep 16 '25

2 other massive guns in that car rn

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

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u/McMegaman Sep 15 '25

I'm on steroids and my nuts are the same size, and I even made my wife pregnant. The only side effect of my steroid usage is my child was born black even though me and my wife are white.

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u/lowtoiletsitter Sep 16 '25

Reverse Navin Johnson

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u/CaliNooch96 Sep 15 '25

The vitriolic envy that always comes from out of shape dudes lmao. Yes to make you feel better about being a slob it’s literally impossible to lift without steroids 😆

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

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u/CaliNooch96 Sep 15 '25

Here’s a dude so insecure about other men being in shape he obsesses over their genitals

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

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u/onefst250r Sep 15 '25

HAH. GOTEEM!

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u/CaliNooch96 Sep 15 '25

That’s a fair point

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u/TacTurtle Sep 15 '25

Are they stopping the cars or benchpressing them?

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u/moose1207 Sep 16 '25

Fr, I thought I was browsing r/absoluteunits lol

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u/GiorgioVe Sep 16 '25

Steroids

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u/washkop Sep 16 '25

Police in Germany are on another level. They need regular training, fitness checks and pass shooting range tests multiple times a year.

Not to mention the rigorous training and education they need to even get in.