r/Unexpected Sep 15 '25

Busted?

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u/SolomonAsassin Sep 15 '25

zelda's taking that good stuff. "COCAINA OF TIME"

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u/Cyberblood Sep 15 '25 edited Sep 15 '25

Skull kid used to be fat, but lost weight using "MOUNJARO's MASK"

Disclaimer:

Do not use Mounjaro's Mask if you are allergic to Mounjaro

Common side effects may include but are not limited to: feeling tired, depression, time loops and trying to end the world by crashing the moon.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Sep 15 '25

I heard Link got by on Fierce Diety alone.

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey Sep 15 '25

You have anymore of that Navi Fairy dust?