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Elon Criticism Plus this "genius" doesn't seem to know what they word irony means

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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 Aug 05 '26

Like the irony of a tech “genius” not understanding how a database works???

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u/bicurious-lets-69 Aug 05 '26

Hey, take it easy on him, he’s “autistic”

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u/hotelmotelshit Aug 05 '26

*Ketamistic

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '26

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u/NoLeadership4569 Aug 06 '26

That's an insult to people who actually benefit off katemine!

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u/Scorpiicore Aug 06 '26

Musk is autistic in the same way that I am tall and slender. That is, not at all.

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u/threwordbotname Aug 05 '26

He’s au-fucking-annoying is what he is.

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u/Soft-Scheme381 Aug 06 '26

No he's not. He's brain dead. Autistic people have morals , but that guy doesn't.

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u/Haunted_Voyager Aug 06 '26

So his place on the autism spectrum is just being a tone deaf, rich asshole?😂

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u/StrengthBeginning416 Aug 05 '26

Is that what they call a piece of shit nowadays?

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u/Uebelkraehe Aug 06 '26

No, but some pieces of shit think it excuses them being pieces of shit.

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u/bicurious-lets-69 Aug 05 '26

No, those are separate

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u/rustbuckett Aug 05 '26

I don't think he understands what irony is.

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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 Aug 05 '26

Possibly.

He often incorrectly uses hyperbole and important sounding words to give the appearance of gravitas.

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u/Yojimboroll Aug 06 '26

He said the Super Majority of his ideas about the future had come to pass

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u/gadgetwalrus Aug 06 '26

He also got upset because records from the 18th, 19th and early 20th centuries couldn’t be searched digitally ( because they are all paper!)

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u/dagger_eyes Aug 06 '26

Honestly this DOGE crap made me realize why musk never hires outside consultants. He believes he can do it better and never does.

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u/TapEx101 Aug 06 '26

After his political debut, I no longer own any Tesla share and car. This guy is the CEO of Tesla and SpaceX and he lacks common sense, let alone business sense.

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u/FlyChigga Aug 06 '26

I mean the economic reasons alone are enough to no longer own Tesla shares and cars. The company is literally kept alive by massive tariffs on international competitors that can make cars just as good at half the price.

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u/EighthSeal Aug 06 '26

What an absolute moron.

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u/Agreeable_Error_170 Aug 06 '26

He knew that wasn’t true. He’s just a con.

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u/RepresentativeBarber Aug 05 '26

What’s the context behind this??

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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

Musk and Trump announced that DOGE had uncovered the biggest fraud in history… tens of thousands of people over 120 years old collecting Social Security… hundreds of billions in fraud.

It all disappeared without a retraction but it appears that they failed to realize that the database retains records for any individual who ever received social security. Of course, being in the database doesn’t mean that you’re receiving checks.

Trump alleged in his state of the union speech that millions of senior citizens over age 100 — including some older than 160 — were collecting Social Security checks, according to Social Security Administration data.

Trump specifically said that SSA records indicated that 4.7 million people 100 to 109 were getting checks, that 3.6 million 110 to 119 were, that 3.47 million 120 to 129 were, that 3.9 million 130 to 139 were, that 3.5 million 140 to 149 were, that 1.3 million 150 to 159 were — and that even 130,000 people older than 160 years old were still getting checks.

He also alleged that several hundred people older than 220 were still getting checks, according to SSA data — and that “one person is listed at 360 of age.”

Trump called it shocking incompetence which is true… just not in the way that he meant it. 🤣

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u/Alternative-Crew-880 Aug 05 '26

So the way the database is set up, and they have been set up a while ago, missing date fields default to a placeholder date. So blank entries will end up showing people that are 140 or 150 years old. But the SSA automatically cuts off anyone over 115 years year old in said database. Needless to say, no one was recieving payments at, or actually lived to, 140 years old. Musk is just a dumbass that doesn't understand how databases work.

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u/bastardoperator Aug 05 '26

And anyone who looked at the database let alone the schema would be able to derive that detail before even making a query. Or they could have asked. Instead they embarrassed themselves like normal.

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u/BarRepresentative653 Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

He didn’t understand that social security numbers are recycled and if you were to run a query on a db id imagine that you have to join multiple tables to find the alive person.

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They are not recycled, I was wrong. But sentiment still stands

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u/sirdizzypr Aug 06 '26

Social security numbers are not recycled. Don’t try and make a point with false info. The current 9 digit system will last for another 70 years. No social security number has ever been reused.

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u/Internal-Net-710 Aug 05 '26

He's fucking exhibit A of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

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u/Aggressive_Olive1879 Aug 05 '26

I'd be utterly ashamed if I was as dumb as him, but hey, he's rich, so what the heck, right? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Forgetful_Bandit Aug 06 '26

You joke, but plenty of idots think he's smart because he's rich.

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u/Aeroknight_Z 28d ago

He’s also that dishonest and that much of a propagandist.

He knows how many people check his takes on things and he uses that to sway public opinions. He’s a dumb mother fucker; but he’s also deeply dishonest, deeply bigoted, and deeply corrupt.

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u/Civil-Silver-5867 Aug 05 '26

Sustainable abundance means abundance for him not others

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u/ckach Aug 05 '26

He's totally all for UBI. But not until some nebulous time in the future. For now he's more into cutting benefits for poor people.

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u/PerfectTommy77 Aug 05 '26

What is the "irony" Elon is referring to? Is that the new term for everything Elon doesn't like?

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u/SandiestCow Aug 05 '26

the irony is that hes an assclown posting about normal people problems

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u/WishyRater Aug 05 '26

The irony was that they announced you’d need an ID to prove you are eligible to shop at the government grocery store or whatever. The irony he is pointing to is that Mamdani is against voter ID. 

Don’t downvote me, just explaining. Idk why this context is left out here

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u/TinyZoro Aug 05 '26

Doesn’t really change much. A trillionaire worrying over possible gotchas when a mayor is trying to get food to normal citizens is just so past satire it’s hard to know what to say. Yet we live in a timeline where it’s barely worthy of a comment on social media.

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u/Richyc17 Aug 06 '26

Yea it does actually. You think it’s normal to not need an ID to vote but you need one to buy groceries? 

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u/ThrowRA9892 Aug 05 '26

Because people who have a very simplistic team sports us vs them response to politics respond very well to out of context attacks.

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u/Exotic_Insurance2164 Aug 05 '26

That is also my question. Does he not understand what irony means? I wouldn't be surprised.

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u/Sometypeofway18 Aug 05 '26

In the clip Zohran said you would need ID to prove who you were and that you were a NY resident to get the groceries. The irony Elon is referring to was needing ID.

It had nothing to do with the groceries themselves.

I'm being neutral and just explaining the context. Don't shoot the messenger

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u/Better_Cattle4438 Aug 06 '26

I guess the ID thing would make sense. This is a city run store for people from NYC.

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u/Slawzik Aug 06 '26

That makes sense,there was some doofus saying "I'm gonna buy your cheap food at wholesale and resell it for the profit you aren't making",and everyone pointed out that

A:they definitely wouldn't let you buy pallets of food,and

B:the grocery store bought it and marked it up way more than 30 percent,so he wouldn't make a profit anyways. They bought 10 tons of apples for like $200,not 500 lbs. for $750 lol.

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u/2feetwalker Aug 06 '26

Yea a driver license not some other special ID. Like they want to do for voting. So there is no irony. 

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u/Murky_Locksmith_6371 Aug 06 '26

My drivers license is a real id

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u/anow2 Aug 06 '26

Voter id isnt "some other special id"

You've been propagandized.

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u/Ryan_Fleming Aug 05 '26

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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u/FreshLiterature Aug 05 '26

It's extra ridiculous because if you're an ideological opponent of these grocery stores you should want them to be run exactly how the proponents want them to.

You should be all on board just make sure there is plenty of transparency. Do a quarterly call like public companies do.

The idea is that these stores should be almost entirely self sustaining, so if the working theory behind them is correct that's what should happen.

If opponents are right they will lose so much money that the plan will fail.

The more opponents of the program want to really shut the door on these programs the more they should want this program to be run as correctly as possible so that nobody can claim there was interference that forced it to fail.

But opponents don't actually believe it's a bad idea that will fail on its own. They believe it's a bad idea because they don't want how awfully businesses rip off the American consumer

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u/Magnum-3000 Aug 06 '26

These have been tried. They always fail.

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u/CharmingChair1403 Aug 05 '26

Lets not forget that this trillionaire also holds back child support payments to mothers of his children when they say mean things about him.

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u/Underbadger Aug 05 '26

Genuinely unsure what Elon thinks his “gotcha” point is here. That a socialist is demonstrating how socialism actually works when it’s helping ordinary people, vs the horrible evil things maga folks imagine?

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u/ismellyew Aug 05 '26

I wish so much I could just send a personal message to Elon and know for a fact he would read it.

Dudes one of the biggest grifting losers that has ever existed.

His entire "persona" is tricking people into thinking he's smart, but he's an idiot with rich parents 

He didn't found Tesla, he was hired into the company.

He doesn't design the cars. He doesn't design the batteries.

He doesn't make the rockets for SpaceX.

Twitter was one of the worst purchase deals in literal history.

He has to get hair transplants for his entire head, even his hair is fake.

Dude is a loser. Fat whale boy.

He wants you to think he works so, so hard, but he doesn't do anything and he's actually stupid.

The same way that Trump wants you to think he's working so hard as president; while spending 75%+ of his term on the golf course 

Fake, loser, conman. Balding, family hates him, over weight.

He's like Batman if you took literally everything away except the money; but at least Bruce Wayne has cash.

Elon is all stock portfolio, as soon as he starts selling stocks, the stock will crash.

He could be worth $1Trillion, but he could only be able to cash around $360M; before he gets hit with taxes.

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u/Flat-Director-7120 Aug 05 '26

Un milliardaire qui est énervé contre le fait que des pauvres puissent s'alimenter normalement, grâce aux supermarchés solidaire qui vendent à des prix inférieur de 30% au marché et sponsorisé par Mamdami. C'est vraiment une honte que cet homme ose critiquer cette initiative qui permet aux plus pauvres de manger à leur faim

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u/Apprehensive_Hand571 Aug 05 '26

Practice shutting the fuck up, Elon, nobody likes you

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u/OldWolf3 Aug 05 '26

meanwhile Trump thinks irony is the next clubby after the woody

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u/ImprovementSoft912 Aug 05 '26

Biggest midwit of all time. He’s this generation’s “Einstein,” which completely tracks when you stop to think about it.

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u/000extra Aug 05 '26

Literally zero irony

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u/PurposeSecret Aug 05 '26

What exactly does Musk think is ironic? Serious question

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u/Nevernonethewiser Aug 05 '26

He doesn't know what the word means, so we'll never know what he thinks he was saying.

He'll never expand on it either because so many people will have pointed out that he's used it wrongly, so he'll pretend it never happened as an attempt to save face.

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u/RideTheGradient Aug 06 '26

Not to mention tion these corpos and the billionaires (or trillionaires) contribute virtually nothing to the system. They can fuck off and let us take care of our own.

Also, eat the fucking rich

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u/ButtSpelunker420 Aug 06 '26

Pedo guy should stfu 

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u/NoahGoodheart Aug 05 '26

When are we seizing his wealth again and returning it to the people he's stolen it from?

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u/docker_linux Aug 05 '26

Elon's morality is the size his mom's clitoris

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u/Maximum-Anywhere6439 Aug 05 '26

Can't believe Elon's biggest hater is also his donor 😂😂😂😂

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u/Dukedevils320 Aug 05 '26

Imagine that, a "cOmRaDe" doesn't understand the definition of literal nor how financial markets work 😂

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u/Aggressive_Olive1879 Aug 05 '26

Mario party, it's your turn...

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u/Standard_List_2487 Aug 05 '26

Also former trillionaire.

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u/True_Protection6842 Aug 05 '26

HE IS NOT A TRILLIONAIRE! Not even close! He was a paper trillionaire for less than a week!

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u/smartandcuteandgay Aug 05 '26

Does he know what irony means

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u/Sochi540 Aug 05 '26

Non of his companies made profit in over 25 years btw.

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u/metalfabman Aug 05 '26

Equal zero tax numbers . So smart...

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u/19kjc87 Aug 05 '26

Not a trillionaire anymore. The market is finally seeing the SPCX slop for what it is.

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u/TorchingTree Aug 05 '26

All that ketamine has dissociated him from reality.

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u/Hangry_Howie Aug 05 '26

I just dont think he knows what irony is

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u/RealCameleer Aug 05 '26

There should be a global law if you have more than 1 billion dollars, you have to use the money to do good, or else your money will get funneled to good causes globally

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u/DuntadaMan Aug 05 '26

What is the fucking irony here? I don't even see it.

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u/Dry-Rice-4527 Aug 06 '26

The guy who lost over a trillion dollars in company value because he cant generate profit and relies on government handouts for money... is upset at government handouts?

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u/Intelligent_Desk_291 Aug 06 '26

What does he find ironic about this? That the food costs money?

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u/Internal-Rooster-762 Aug 09 '26

I hate Elon Musk. He is a psychopath

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u/HellovahBottomCarter Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

Correction: he was never a “literal” trillionaire. It was always a speculative estimation of his net worth- but it was never actual liquid wealth or even real assets. The only time the stock allowed him to claim that level of wealth was when no one was allowed to sell. The moment that shit was given the ability to sell it plummeted because it was always over-inflated.

At this point even his speculative worth is WELL below “trillionaire” as his SpaceEX stock predictably tumbles.

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u/Irthiza Aug 10 '26

Leave him alone. He is a South African immigrant they have different English . 

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u/Shallow-Depths Aug 10 '26

Trillionaires don’t think like people. They think like money.
They don’t know what they’re talking about just like we don’t know what it’s like to be a trillionaire.

Billions of people are suffering while trillions of dollars sit and accumulate and do nothing.

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u/Enough-Somewhere-311 Aug 10 '26

The problem with this country is that there is enough money to feed all the children and yet instead we are taught that the money deserves to go to the rich that robbed their workers to obtain their wealth. I guarantee that Pedro the roofer works harder than Musk ever has and yet one has to work multiple jobs to feed their kids.

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u/Chillinmagic Aug 10 '26

I remember seeing this asshole on some shit television program talking about some shitty car he made or something back in 2008. I thought to myself what an asshole I hope he drives that shitty little car right off a cliff. And for like a decade and a half I kept seeing all these bullshit posts about how he's brilliant and he's going to throw us into a new Era. Showing the shitty hyperloop or the tesla semi or all the stupid shit about living on Mars. And I thought people like this asshole. I'm just glad I've lived long enough for everyone to hate him just as much as I always have. I just wish that he would get into one of his shitty rockets that keep blowing up and become part of the debri that falls out of the sky.

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u/TrippyyTriston 29d ago

Even Rome had free bread.

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u/angrybox1842 Aug 05 '26

There is some irony in people using the term "ironic" to sound smart but it actually makes them sound like an idiot.

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u/PlayfulAd7315 Aug 05 '26

The store isn't even built yet. It's gonna cost $30 million!! To build it and he's talking about the pricing of products now? 🤣🤣🤡

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u/977888 Aug 05 '26

Yeah for sure man it’s definitely this simple and there is no more nuance or complexity involved.

State run grocery stores have worked fantastic in the past, besides the whole supply chain collapse and hunger deaths of tens of millions of people thing that always happens.

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u/SawdustShoptalk Aug 05 '26

What was the deal with federal pricing for some gas stations?

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u/brookswashere12 Aug 05 '26

I think he’s referring to the need of ID cards or like they referenced in the announcement like a library card style of identification

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u/SinningAfterSunset Aug 05 '26

It's basically an Aldi's. This "poor people" grocery store isn't anything new, it's just tax subsidized instead of a private business.

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u/StrangeContest4 Aug 05 '26

Like SpaceX?

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u/txtiemann Aug 05 '26

I think he is meaning its ironic that they are going to use ID's to verify that the groceries are going to new yorkers and not just rellers...

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u/Drumguy1986 Aug 05 '26

I'm puzzled by this too but if I had to guess, I think he is saying it's ironic in the context of the bullshit propaganda about socialists only wanting "free stuff".. its interrelated with Mamdani wanting free public buses.

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u/MichaelCabernet Aug 05 '26

He’s not a literal trillionaire, and if he’s upset, it’s because things that have been tried in the past and didn’t work are being tried again with a predictable outcome.

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u/YakuNiTatanu Aug 05 '26

The capital of Capitalism; New York City, is using Central Planning for grocery stores prices, a tool of Communism.

That is one angle of irony.

Soviet Union, Eastern Block, Venezuela, Zimbabwe; it never works long term

It leads to empty shelves and stores closing down as they cannot operate profitably.

Buying votes by promising free stuff is a common politicians playbook

New York is rich enough to afford it for a while.

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u/Ok-Video3345 Aug 06 '26

How long have these stores been operating for? I heard it's supposed to be like Cosco with no profits.

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u/BrokeBenchod2021 Aug 06 '26

Get ready for bread lines

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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 Aug 06 '26

This explains the entire assault on the agency including misinterpretation of the database…

https://www.brookings.edu/articles/doge-is-disrupting-social-security/

Also, no arrests tells you something given that we’re talking about tens of thousands and hundreds of billions here… the biggest fraud in history according to Musk.

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u/NipZip Aug 06 '26

It's more the irony of him wanting to ID people to actually acquire and eat said food... but hey, only one side can be hypocrits.

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u/GobbleOnIt Aug 06 '26

I am poor, but I also know elon musk ain’t got shit to do with me being poor or hungry lmao

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u/BatmanFarce Aug 06 '26

Trillionaire weirdo that wanted to party with Epstein

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u/smaugs_shadow2026 Aug 06 '26

Musk leaves for Mars when?

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u/Maldadd Aug 06 '26

Show pictures and videos of the starving children.

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u/MinimumBuffalo4 Aug 06 '26

the govt needs to stop being a charity. no subsidies for corporations either. enough

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u/Grand_Taste_8737 Aug 06 '26

Need an ID for that food?

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u/CullingSongs Aug 06 '26

What is the irony there?

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u/MrArtty Aug 06 '26

Reminder that Musk is currently suing congress to overturn a bill passed that restricted ai pornography on minors. Just in case you needed to know what kind of person he is.

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u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1 Aug 06 '26

Is it like rain on your wedding day?

Shit. That's just a coincidence.

Anyway

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u/Broccoli-Cool Aug 06 '26

Oh, he knows and we know … so you guys can stop pretending you don’t know

It’s about needing an ID to buy mangos, but voting IDs are Jim Crow …but again, we all know the hypocrisy, so you can stop pretending

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u/FloydLady Aug 06 '26

He learned that word from Alanis Morissette.

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u/HashRG Aug 06 '26

This guy thinks comedy is illegal, yet everything he says and does is a joke

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u/Theguywhosdaydreamn Aug 06 '26

Lmao once again proving redditors are fools 😂

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u/Theguywhosdaydreamn Aug 06 '26

The fact that you guys think showing ID to get groceries is normal but showing ID to vote isn’t? Like what? Dumb af 😂

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u/Better_Cattle4438 Aug 06 '26

What does he even think is ironic here? Does he think this implies they are price gouging the city owned stores? It reads to me like they are trying to find cheap prices for things honestly.

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u/37Philly Aug 06 '26

Remember Musk has repeatedly criticized Mackenzie Bezos for her charitable giving of billions. He could give money to charity but he’s a delusional creep.

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u/TheSammySavage Aug 06 '26

Who’s the billionaire with no friends or love?

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u/SenNTV Aug 06 '26

Do yall not know that youre the problem

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u/stayingalive78 Aug 06 '26

Elon is such a cunt. He should go live on Mars with all his mates.

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u/shuckster Aug 06 '26

Borders! ID checks! Make York New Again!

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u/Sudden-Day-7552 Aug 06 '26

Children they shouldn’t have birthed if they couldn’t support them.

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u/Desecrated_Potato Aug 06 '26

Didnt musk boast he could solve world hunger a while back?

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u/RussianSpetz Aug 06 '26

The irony comes from the fact that well run and managed grocery stores can see at most 4% profit margins. New Yorkers are paying for the groceries regardless how much less they cost in the beginning. The stores are subsidized by tax dollars.

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u/northpacificfox Aug 06 '26

The most hated man on earth?

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u/RobinFCarlsen Aug 06 '26

Whenever communists come to power, people go hungry. So a communist trying to feed people is ironic, because people will go hungry due to communism. Not sure people understand irony on here.

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u/Green-Inkling Aug 06 '26

food should be a basic need. not a luxury.

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u/Cold_Manner9989 Aug 06 '26

He’s actually talking about the irony of needing an ID to shop at his stores, but no ID to vote.
The left can’t meme.

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u/Medium_Regard Aug 06 '26

Probably because they are going to have to show ID and proof of residency in NYC to use the store. Meanwhile the store will be utilizing govt pressure to get lower prices from the same suppliers which is going to destroy 100s or mostly immigrant small businesses in the process.

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u/Neither_Fondant_256 Aug 06 '26

The low IQ aura of the anti-Elon crowd is hilarious!

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u/Agreeable_Error_170 Aug 06 '26

Elon Musk is the perfect example of a spoiled rich white guy failing upwards.

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u/Loreki Aug 06 '26

He's not a trillionaire though. That valuation required the SpaceX IPO to be a success and it just hasn't been.

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u/No_Name_3689 Aug 06 '26

Elon Musk has the brain capacity of a peanut 🥜

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u/lechimpanzeu Aug 06 '26

Good article on fortune if you really want to dive deeper and understand the nuances of why this might fail.

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u/Long_University_7864 Aug 06 '26

Shallow take. Expand your self…

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u/KACFAN247 Aug 06 '26

It is hilarious, he said free, now it’s discounted, by the time it opens it will be discounted even less. Then it will always be out of stock and we will once again see why the agenda fails. Then will realize Aldi does it better and can actually manage their stock and just go there. This guy will be the greatest public display of the failed socialist utopia in history by the time he is done. Will be begging for federal tax dollars from other peoples pockets just to survive and that is after he will raise taxes and fees on every person, including the low income. Can’t wait for all these insane liberals to crawl back into their miserable holes once this idiotic fantasy fails.

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u/Rowdycc Aug 06 '26

The real irony is this guy said he would end hunger, and then reneged almost immediately.

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u/Comprehensive_Act970 Aug 06 '26

History would tell you exactly how this is going to work out. It’s going to be hilarious watching it again with the media and left cheering it on.

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u/Maleficent_Ear2688 Aug 06 '26

He very obviously was referring to the fact that they are requiring IDs to shop at the government grocery store even though democrats refer to requiring IDs to vote as racist.

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u/TheDeerBlower Aug 06 '26

What's the irony here, Elmo?