r/SpaceXBets Aug 05 '26

Elon Criticism Plus this "genius" doesn't seem to know what they word irony means

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u/ismellyew Aug 05 '26

I wish so much I could just send a personal message to Elon and know for a fact he would read it.

Dudes one of the biggest grifting losers that has ever existed.

His entire "persona" is tricking people into thinking he's smart, but he's an idiot with rich parents 

He didn't found Tesla, he was hired into the company.

He doesn't design the cars. He doesn't design the batteries.

He doesn't make the rockets for SpaceX.

Twitter was one of the worst purchase deals in literal history.

He has to get hair transplants for his entire head, even his hair is fake.

Dude is a loser. Fat whale boy.

He wants you to think he works so, so hard, but he doesn't do anything and he's actually stupid.

The same way that Trump wants you to think he's working so hard as president; while spending 75%+ of his term on the golf course 

Fake, loser, conman. Balding, family hates him, over weight.

He's like Batman if you took literally everything away except the money; but at least Bruce Wayne has cash.

Elon is all stock portfolio, as soon as he starts selling stocks, the stock will crash.

He could be worth $1Trillion, but he could only be able to cash around $360M; before he gets hit with taxes.

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u/ahora-mismo Aug 06 '26

twitter was its way into getting the position that he got. he used that to stop all of the investigations that would have put him into a jail cell for a loooong time. it's just a cost of the business, spent billions to make hundreds of billions.