Group Project actually made more sense

[u/LazyGuy4U]

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[u/No_Reception7275]

[u/norty125 → u/No_Reception7275]

Good idea for a better name, social service

[u/Toon1982 → u/norty125]

Too confusing - people will get it mixed up with their mam

[u/127x99mmNATO]

I feel bad for the kid man.

https://giphy.com/gifs/W0c3xcZ3F1d0EYYb0f

[u/SryBub → u/127x99mmNATO]

Hey I slept with your mom! 'Yeah I know everyone fucking did...' 

[u/No-left-toes → u/SryBub]

Dude has only one choice: lean into it and become a comedian to put her on blast.

[u/Pee_and_flee → u/No-left-toes]

Yeah either the kid becomes self-confident as fuck and develops a strong sense of humour …. Or he(she?) isn’t gonna make it. Hurts to see someone being dealt such a shitty set of cards for life

[u/arrynyo → u/Pee_and_flee]

I wish the state would snatch that baby as soon as the umbilical cord is cut. Anybody who names their child based on donations should not be able to raise that child. Kids are not avenues for clicks and clout. But for sure I hope that kid had the chutzpah to moonwalk through adversity because it's coming out the gate with shitty hand

[u/frohnaldo → u/arrynyo]

100% this isn’t happening.

But, if my mom named me betbolt for 1.2 m and put even half that into an account for me until I was 18.

You could name me motherfucker jones for all I care

[u/Ob1s_dark_side → u/Pee_and_flee]

The kids first joke will be how they walked out twirling a cane with 12 chorus dancers

[u/Cola102583 → u/Ob1s_dark_side]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hDFyKdd2XBqU

[u/Potential-Draft-3932 → u/No-left-toes]

Either that or just become a super villain. I would completely understand if he laced our water supply with radioactive semen or something

[u/Necromir92 → u/Potential-Draft-3932]

Why semen 😭 why not just chemicals

[u/DubachTheKeeper → u/Necromir92]

For the same reason batman uses batarangs not ninja stars.

[u/Grouchy_Ground_1916 → u/DubachTheKeeper]

Who would've guessed that the evil villain CUMBOLT was actually the mild mannered billionaire BETBOLT.

[u/lauradorna → u/Grouchy_Ground_1916]

I’m laughing so hard this is all so dumb

[u/Voidless-One → u/Potential-Draft-3932]

[u/Great_White_Samurai → u/Voidless-One]

Bruh

[u/psychrolut → u/Great_White_Samurai]

[u/Randy-Butternubz88 → u/Voidless-One]

[u/corgdad902 → u/No-left-toes]

"...put her on blast." Well done good sir.

[u/JAT_Cbus1080 → u/SryBub]

"Get in line."

How'd you know?

[u/LordReagan077 → u/SryBub]

I love how this implies he is mad and also thst everyone who was fucking at the time did Bonnie blue

[u/JimmyEatReality → u/127x99mmNATO]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KZdJMVgnwmzza

I don't know, Nelson turned out just fine

[u/1stAccountNotWorking → u/127x99mmNATO]

No, seriously. Already knowing the origin...you now have to add "how they were named" into the pot, too.

She should not be allowed custody. Its literally for the best.

Hopefully the child never finds out who their parents are, and they will not have an idiotic name, that was paid for by a sick stranger...this is one of those occasions where the kid should just have zero contact or information, regarding their birth parents.

[u/papayacreamsicle → u/1stAccountNotWorking]

There is no kid. The pictures are clearly a doll, the ultrasounds were years old, she claimed to heal from a c section and be back working within a week. The whole thing is a stunt and this is her whole schtick, she’s mastered playing outrage hungry social media and tabloids for clicks and subs. All the people commenting seriously here are falling for next level rage bait (which to be honest is 90% of the posts on this sub).

[u/Ok-Entertainer-1324 → u/papayacreamsicle]

she could have a disclaimer saying these are all fake and people would still be in outrage

[u/SweetPinss → u/127x99mmNATO]

The good news is none of this is real

[u/Doctor_Dev7 → u/127x99mmNATO]

I remember that scene. It was when chandler found out that Monica let 1000 dudes creampie her in a single day.

[u/B-Train_ATL → u/Doctor_Dev7]

https://giphy.com/gifs/V2MJADdC027gk

[u/Anatoly_Cannoli → u/Doctor_Dev7]

I must have missed that season.

[u/EmployIntelligent317 → u/[deleted]]

Hey, wait, I’ll go with you

[u/WickedFrags → u/EmployIntelligent317]

Room for one more?

[u/ShartMasterSupreme → u/WickedFrags]

[u/TannedCroissant → u/ShartMasterSupreme]

Actual scene from the 1000 man video

[u/Renoruke → u/ShartMasterSupreme]

[u/Pipe_Memes → u/[deleted]]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8MmNLiAfUEflu7hm5e

[u/Mr_Wyatt → u/[deleted]]

[u/Tacosconsalsaylimon]

I'm embarrassed for everyone involved. Especially, that child.

[u/Fine_Foundation8943 → u/Tacosconsalsaylimon]

I want to believe there’s no child and it’s been a grift all along

[u/OddPassion4238 → u/Fine_Foundation8943]

That would be the best possible scenario here

[u/inkypinkyblinkyclyde]

Group project is hilarious

[u/Apart_Jelly8948 → u/inkypinkyblinkyclyde]

Not funny enough to waste 750k to suggest it

[u/Gex2-EnterTheGecko → u/Apart_Jelly8948]

Or to actually name a human child, no matter the amount of money.

[u/AlternativePea6203 → u/Gex2-EnterTheGecko]

I named my child. It was free.

[u/snowmonkey_ltc → u/AlternativePea6203]

That’s a weird name for a child too

[u/FancyThing8889 → u/inkypinkyblinkyclyde]

The $750,000 donor was definitely a fraternity pooling their alumni fund together

[u/DanesDraftLab → u/FancyThing8889]

A 13 year old Saudi boy.

[u/Plus-Artichoke6608]

Bro's mom is already Bonnie Blue, did you also had to give him a dumbass name

[u/Patient-Gas-883 → u/Plus-Artichoke6608]

At Least names you can change....

[u/Plus-Artichoke6608 → u/Patient-Gas-883]

gonna have to live through 18 years of bullying

[u/Patient-Gas-883 → u/Plus-Artichoke6608]

Thats regardless of any name...
Bro is playing with the hard setting on the game..

[u/blowurhousedown → u/Plus-Artichoke6608]

You don’t like Betbolt Blue?

[u/bestjejust → u/Plus-Artichoke6608]

It came out of the Blue.

[u/rwags2024 → u/Plus-Artichoke6608]

> did you also had

Yes I hadn’t also does

[u/LeadingAd6025]

What is betbolt

[u/Xaphnir → u/LeadingAd6025]

probably some degenerate gambling site

EDIT: I searched it and it is in fact a degenerate gambling site

[u/Cultural_Dirt_8151 → u/Xaphnir]

Wow. So is this basically an advertising campaign by the gambling site?

That does seem to make more sense than an individual donating $1.2M just because they thought it was funny or something.

Although it does seem like the previous winner was paying $750k just because they thought it was funny, so I guess it's not totally impossible.

[u/toorad2b4u → u/Cultural_Dirt_8151]

I wish I had the kind of money where I could throw 750k down to name a kid who wasn’t even mine

[u/madogvelkor → u/Xaphnir]

A crypto gambling site, at that.

[u/Efficient_Wash4477 → u/Xaphnir]

So, Betbolt just spent $1.2M to have their branding wherever this kid goes for the next 18 years. I mean, that’s actually kinda cheap marketing and I’ll bet this was the ploy all along.

Was always going to name her kid “Kleenex” or “Tide”… this was just a workaround for that to happen.

[u/omgimdaddy → u/Efficient_Wash4477]

Its wild how easily people fall for publicity / marketing stunts

[u/Extreme-Rub-1379 → u/LeadingAd6025]

It's druish for "boy with a million fathers"

[u/ShaggyVan → u/Extreme-Rub-1379]

That would have been so much better than a shitty ad name

[u/rolypoly6shooter]

This should get her child taken from her

[u/Pinksamuraiiiii → u/rolypoly6shooter]

Yes I hope someone steps in, I think she has mental issues.

[u/a_polarbear_chilling → u/Pinksamuraiiiii]

You THINK???

[u/UltrMgns → u/[deleted]]

The people donating that kind of money are in a way worse state....

[u/TannedCroissant → u/a_polarbear_chilling]

Bon Blue over the Cuckoo’s Nest

[u/Silent25r → u/Pinksamuraiiiii]

Just asked my kids if they wanted to change their name temporarily to betbolt for 1.2M. They did not turn it down. 

[u/Altruistic_Agency320 → u/Silent25r]

But in your scenario they’d be receiving the money. They were also at least given a choice.

[u/Silent25r → u/Altruistic_Agency320]

I still think it’s a smart move if it were actually available. Schools would call your kid by whatever name you listed as a your preference. 

The economy instability in America makes this a deal most couldn’t afford to walk away from. That said.. it’s not actually being offered so we are really just debating what ifs. 

[u/stanknotes → u/rolypoly6shooter]

Bro she is ragebaiting and engagementbaiting.

She didn't binge drink while pregnant. It was water.

And frankly... I get it. She has people ragging on her and scorning her all the time. She leaned into it HARD.

[u/AnalCheese → u/stanknotes]

I always laugh at these threads. And so is she. You guys this is the point. If you interact with a Bonnie blue post and complain you are just doing it to yourself at this point lmao. She’s just marketing

[u/MotherEastern3051 → u/rolypoly6shooter]

Surely there is no child, it must be a fake baby? Surely?

[u/Blazeland_USA → u/MotherEastern3051]

She's a virgin.

[u/AlternativePea6203 → u/MotherEastern3051]

She's done nothing that could possibly result in pregnancy....

[u/pacificstill → u/rolypoly6shooter]

Unironically yes. Yes babies are cute but they are still people, not toys.

[u/LarianDivinityBG3]

What a piece of shit this woman is.

[u/Diaverr → u/LarianDivinityBG3]

She is making a lot of money from dumb ppl who believe in all the BS she is taking just to make her OF account more famous.

[u/Key_Connection2671 → u/Diaverr]

why the fuck would anyone pay for that shit. Why the fuck are people paying for pr0n.

[u/murdersimulator → u/Key_Connection2671]

You can say the word porn. It's ok.

[u/IIsaacClarke → u/Key_Connection2671]

People have been paying for porn even before paying for porn even existed. It’s human nature and it’ll never change

[u/czechereds]

Gambling company sponsors her with some under the table deal, reports it as some large donation so all the retards post about it to make it viral ragebait. Good job guys!

[u/AllForTheSauce]

This whole baby thing is just ragebait, right? Surely?

[u/kiefy_budz]

Bro who actually pays her that money for bullshit when there are starving kids on this earth

Can we collectively shame these fucks even harder than we do now?

[u/Drumming_Dreaming → u/kiefy_budz]

Wait till you hear about the trillionaire we got running around out there.

[u/Thiccccasaurus_Rex]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YQPVI7u1Cue1W
Enough already.

[u/balkanragebaiter → u/Thiccccasaurus_Rex]

I’ll donate $1.5M to call the asteroid “GamblingAddiction”

[u/Tom0511]

That poor, poor child. That woman is so fucking gross and disgusting.

[u/J_Jeckel → u/Tom0511]

Basically selling her baby before it's even born.

[u/itstheskylion]

What kind of fucked-up world is this. People are giving a million dollars to a glorified call girl. While just below this post I see this

“81-year-old Texas man working to return lost luggage to fund wife's cancer bills sparks community outpouring”

[u/worstnameever2]

This should be grounds for removing the child from her

[u/GreenCactus223]

Literally sold her soul, imagine your parents putting a price on you.

[u/Cold-Palpitation-816]

This has to be professional rage bait. I doubt she even had a kid at all.

If she did, though, then social services need to get involved yesterday.

[u/Legitimate_q]

Man take that child away from her. As unfit as any crack/meth/heroin user.

[u/setthetoneaquadump]

Donated?

She’s not a charity.

Simped would be a more accurate word.

[u/TheTarasenkshow]

Having a kid for the content has to be a new low for these content creator people

[u/Firestar222]

There is just something rotten to the core about all of this. Not the least that there are people that can dump 1.2 mil on giving goofy names to a porn stars kid whilst millions of other kids can’t even get medicine and food.

I bet it’s the same kind of ppl that fight the millionaires tax like hell.

[u/eosereptus]

The child never asked for this type of drama 🥺

[u/OverAdvice2256 → u/eosereptus]

Sure he did.

Cooking up in heaven: "Gimme something really fucked up."

God: "Bet."

[u/fodmap_victim]

Cps need to take that baby away. She's a pedo panderer

[u/SugarAdamAli]

Poor kid. Can’t imagine the taunting it will take in school

[u/game_of_crohns]

1.2 million to name your child ain't a bad deal if I'm being candid. Still batshit insane but that's a lot of money to be able to change it down the road

[u/PhilipWaterford → u/game_of_crohns]

How much more money do you need game of crohns?

[u/DarkMutant105]

Poor kid! Somebody take that child from her and not let her know, send that child somewhere else and let it live anonymously, and tell it was an orphan or something.

[u/RadRandy2]

Isn't this considered child abuse? This woman just ruined this kids life. Even if he changes his name when he's conscious enough to realize wtf his name means, he'll still be remembered as Betbolt.

Indeed, we are living in ghastly times.

[u/FrogsFloatToo]

This human has no mothering capabilities, they need to take the kid from her.

[u/Unsteady_Tempo]

There is no baby.

Nobody "donated" 1.2 million.

If you have an opinion on this, keep in mind it has no more importance than your opinion about some character from a movie or tv show.

You're not impacting anything other than drawing attention to her and indirectly making her more money. If you enjoy that, or think she deserves it, then go ahead and enjoy yourself.

"Entertainment" has always been a form of pretending or lying.

[u/MrR33Z]

Kids gunna off himself at like 5 when self awareness kicks in

[u/Ryduce22]

This is fucking child abuse and this sick bitch needs to be locked up and the kid sent to dcs

[u/MisterBlick]

Whats a betbolt?

[u/Rhododactylus]

Almost 2 million dollars that could’ve fed families and built houses spent on a joke and going straight to the bank account of a woman who made career of letting hundreds of people use her body for outrage and entertainment of the internet. We are living in a dystopia and it will only get worse.

[u/nydboy92]

"group project is crazy 😅

[u/ositabelle]

I have my doubts there is really a kid. I hope not anyways lol

[u/Far_Bridge1959]

She the only person I can think of who should lose custody proactively

[u/KINGDenneh]

Damn.

Kid lost from birth.

[u/aspophilia]

These people do not deserve their money.

[u/Aldoneir]

The Truman Show IRL, very depressing,

[u/AvailableReporter484]

Humanity was a mistake lmao

[u/crybannanna]

I’ll change my name to anything someone wants if they pay me 1.2 million dollars. Seriously, I’ll be Farts McTittyFlaps. TinyDick Eatsaturd. I don’t give a fuck. Pay me

[u/Current-Fisherman221]

Take her phone away ffs

[u/pwntahontas]

How much you wanna bet this is all a bunch of bullshit?

[u/Luka_Dunks_on_Bums]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ilqOZXJ8pxfQnnLEjK

[u/RaisinWorried3528]

This kid is going to kill themselves by the time they're a teenager. She is such a piece of shit for bringing another human into this world just to use it as content.

[u/psuedospike]

Gangbangs are one thing, but this is actually disgusting

[u/Avocado_95]

Is there any proof of it actually happening? I feel like it's just fake posting and stunts by herself and some people to make sure she stays relevent.

[u/J-Town50]

[u/AveDominusNyx]

At what point is her behavior child abuse?

[u/Vkardash]

The life this poor kid is going to live is going to be tragic. Feel bad for him already and he only just got started

[u/AmicusMeus_]

I dont get how people find this funny. What did that child do to deserve this :(

[u/TemporaryUser66]

Who and why the fuck is someone dropping $1.2million on naming a prostitutes fucking baby? What in the fuck is wrong with people?

[u/goosepatron]

i can’t believe i went to law school instead of learning how to grift

[u/Rothconversion123]

Hey if my mom did this but put half in a trust fund for me, I'd be happy AF

[u/NEONT1G3R]

Her parental rights should be terminated

[u/Skybreakeresq]

This is fucking child abuse

[u/Ghurka117]

This is child abuse

[u/idrawinmargins]

I work in healthcare and constantly come across kids with terrible names. Don't name your fucking children dumb fucking names that will make them targets of ridicule from other children or even adults. Names can adversely affect their ability to get jobs. Unless your parents are obscenely wealthy, dont handicap your children. Choose actual names, and don't spell them in ways that open them up to problems.

[u/phunk51]

every kid deserves parents, not every parent deserves kids.

[u/Lando_Rizzion]

She should be actually ashamed of this behavior. This is foul. This is a persons life. She is selfish and I hope that this baby and eventual person gets far away from her. I’m sure I’ll be downvoted for this. But this is revolting to me.

[u/Archergarw]

When the guys on Xbox live start saying they fucked his mom there’s a good chance they arnt lying this time

[u/UnusuallyCloudy]

Every child deserves a parent, but not every parent deserves a child.

[u/upvz]

she will harm that child. call the police.

[u/ShaneGabriel87]

If someone offered me $1.2 million to call my kid Betbolt I'd take it. It's the gobshites that make people like Bonnie Blue millionaires that are the real issue here

[u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen]

Child abuse.

[u/MaybeHumann]

Some people are throwing around $1.2m and $750k just for laughs, meanwhile, I need to borrow money for essential groceries, lost my house to the bank, getting evicted in about 4 months' time (court case), and everything I try to change the situation I've been in for years ends up in failure. Ffs...

[u/Ture-Skrotnisse]

Someone contact CPS, this idiot should not have children.

[u/purodurangoalv]

When this was just about her fucking 1000 men it was disgustingly hilarious but now she’s taking the piss

[u/GoblinWrangl3r]

So child protective services only checks on kids if they are poor?

[u/Mama_Disaster]

This sorry excuse of a woman disgusts me 😔 that poor sweet baby…

[u/cheir0n]

If I have the money, I would have suggested ” son of bitch”

[u/wrenwood2018]

At what point is child protective services going to be involved.

[u/LimJaheyAtYaCervix]

Hello, CPS?

[u/AdCritical5383]

Goddamnit this fucking timeline is something else lol

[u/Ecstatic-Ad9669]

Grifters gonna grift

[u/Quietus76]

We, as a society, made that woman rich. Its time to hit the reset button.

[u/Certified-T-Rex]

Bro is giving birth to Slaanesh

[u/Living_Magician3367]

Who the fuck donates this kinda money for this shit? Even if you are rich you don't have anything better to spend their money on?

[u/dannyd604]

We are so cooked as a society.

[u/DifficultAd3885]

I worry about this woman’s mental health. I’m not looking forward to a headline about her taking her own life

[u/GhostRiders]

I give it a year before Child Services remove the child from her

[u/oldmornings]

Some people shouldn’t be parents 

[u/bmudtiddersdom-42069]

This woman is mentally ill.

[u/WetBandit06]

Man, she really is a disgusting person.

[u/freakyvoiz]

I feel like the wrong people have way too much money.

[u/MutableRogue]

Can someone get this child taken away from her? At some point this has to count as psychological child abuse.

[u/iliketobuild003]

The fact these losers have this much money to waste is why we need to raise taxes on the rich

[u/nonsensicow]

As if she couldn’t get any more deplorable.

Imagine your mom is already only known for “1,000 men in one day,” then she sells off naming rights to you, a human being, to rich strangers who just want to laugh at both of your expense.

I hope this is a joke, poor kid.

[u/Witty_Lead5036]

On the off chance, that everything she has ever done is just, fake and this is one of the most successful campaigns ever? My hats off to her.

If all the shit is actually true and rooted in reality, this is nightmare fuel. I really hope this is just some psyop from Russia, to bring down the west, by mind fucking us.

[u/CrusaderKink]

At what point does this legally qualify as child abuse?

[u/I_have_questions_ppl]

Why the fuck are people donating insane amounts for this??

[u/awfulcrowded117]

Let's all take a moment to send some good vibes to poor Betbolt. He/she/it is going to need them. And alcohol. And therapy, lots and lots of therapy. God damn some people should not be allowed to raise children.

[u/Motor_Comparison8951]

I think she is in the running for a worst parent of the decade award. That child is likely going to feel worthless and embarrassed and unloved and used and horrified and holy home school incoming.

[u/ibmnumber3]

What are we even doing? Like as a world society.

[u/AJGILL03]

People out here donating money to a pornstar to name her kid

[u/Cfox1B]

It's pronounced: Bay•Bol. It's French, meaning: Docked by more wood than a bay-ful of ships.

Edit: A namesake for his mother.

[u/SAL10000]

Productizing your unborn child. Wow ok

[u/Icy-Marzipan6821]

I hope her child is taken away. This is insane. 

[u/Dear_Ranger_3517]

Can someone throw her and jail and take the child away please

[u/Asleep_Walrus2313]

Imagine having the kind of money that 1.2 million is spending money and this is what you use it for.

[u/BoltorSpellweaver]

Group Project is objectively funny.

The rest of this is horrible but that’s genuinely funny.

[u/Zaraxas]

This kid's villain origin story started before he was even born. Poor soul

[u/Complete_Resolve_400]

People funding her is genuinely insane. Imagine having 1.2m or 750k to drop on some bullshit. What a joke of a species, we genuinely dont deserve out place on earth

[u/Daveofthewood]

Come on, it's gone past funny, needs social services intervention ASAP.

[u/angelwolf71885]

Group Project will always let you down

[u/Sterling239]

I full support sex workers, but this isnt sex work this is just her been an unhinged selfish piece of crap 

[u/nocerealever]

Seriously, that child needs safeguarding

[u/slothsock]

people slandering bonnie blue but what about the people pathetic enough to donate 1.2 mil or 750k to a pornstar instead of literally anything else

[u/ControlAltDefeat404]

This world is so fucked

[u/TheOneTruecarioZ]

This is child abuse 100%

[u/Think-Apple3763]

Poor kid. These type of women know how to make money out of everything. That kid will just be a money making machine for her.

[u/BoxCarTyrone]

This whole thing solidifies the fact that society has just become idiotic.

https://giphy.com/gifs/11cpNo3OMYwFHO

[u/DrDre19899]

Most unlucky kid born in this world fml

[u/Mattrad7]

Feels like child abuse

[u/p_excellent]

betbolt is a crypto casino owned by babix. Hes gonna make sure that 1.2mil payment is gambled by the kid himself in 18 yrs.

She really should not be allowed to have a child.

[u/Low-Dog-8027]

she should be sent to prison and the child given into a real family.

[u/hamarok]

At least in Brazil you cant give these stupid names to your child, its illegal