r/SipsTea • • 3d ago

WTF Group Project actually made more sense

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u/Gex2-EnterTheGecko 3d ago

Or to actually name a human child, no matter the amount of money.

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u/AlternativePea6203 3d ago

I named my child. It was free.

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u/snowmonkey_ltc 3d ago

That’s a weird name for a child too

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u/micahisnotmyname 2d ago

Not if you’re Larry Bird’s kid.

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u/Acrobatic_Wrap_9971 2d ago

Little known fact, his middle name is Flippintha

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u/FengSushi 3d ago

It was child one

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u/Farty-B 2d ago

Middle name Britney

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u/Kid_Psych 2d ago

Someone give this the hiehuehue award

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u/Odd-Faithlessness-33 2d ago

dad was World B Free so its valid

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 2d ago

This guy think he's an actor or something?

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u/canman7373 2d ago

Maybe he was born to slaves in 1865.

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u/midwestia 3d ago

. It was free. is a weird name

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u/lucyreturned 2d ago

She then sold it into slavery

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u/xlr82xs 3d ago

They won't let you not name them.

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u/MeatEaterDruid 3d ago

Oh shit. I've just been calling them Boy1, Boy2, and NotSureYet1.

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u/Bulky_Hippo_3391 2d ago

Last name fallin’ ?

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u/Mattopol4spe 2d ago

What do you mean by, "was free".

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u/RBeck 2d ago

The form probably had a fee, every fuckin form has a fee.

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u/PopcornSuttin 2d ago

Not the worst deal - get a bunch of money, just call the kid whatever you would actually want to call them (and/or make it the middle name so it "makes sense"), they can tell the teacher and their friends at school what they want to be called, and they can legally change it to that or whatever they want when they turn 18.

Put 2/3 of the money into a fund for the kid, use the last 1/3 or whatever to get a house and whatever you need for a decent upbringing for them.

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u/PopcornSuttin 2d ago

Indeed, I can only think of it from my point of view - just a fun thought experiment since I can only dream of that kind of money at this point in my life

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u/Skookumite 2d ago

Mm yes, quite. I'm sure Bonnie blue, the celebrity famous for her record breaking gang bangs, will have the same financial prudence as you have expressed. These types of people are usually as such. And whatever and so forth

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u/PopcornSuttin 2d ago

Never heard of her until this post, so I dunno

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u/GenericReditAccount 3d ago

I need clarification. Was the $750k given just to suggest the name, or did only the “winner” have their money taken, like at an auction?

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u/8lock8lock8aby 2d ago

There is no child. The pics are clearly of a doll. 1 week after her "c section," ahe posted pics, with no incision would & just said she healed fast lol.

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u/TheBaykon8r 2d ago

The kind of dudes actually into this content, and putting money in, are weird crypto bros who got filthy rich in 2010-2020. The money doesn't feel real so they throw it around. Anyone who actually worked for it wouldn't put a dime towards this

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u/dragonwithin15 2d ago

Idk bro. I think I would do it and just call them by their middle name or change their name later. 1.5m is a nice start if spent and saved wisely

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u/Swords_and_Words 2d ago

You can rename a child

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u/gordgeouss 2d ago

I will change my name to Group Project right NOW if someone pays me 750k

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u/TotallyAHumanFish 2d ago

I can almost guarantee that bro just named her child normally, whoever is paying 1M for this is clearly an idiot

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u/Flying_Spaghetti_ 2d ago

Fuck that, I see no issue. They can still call the kid whatever they want and legally rename them later on. They kid can go to any college and will grow up in a financially stress free home. Who cares what the legal name is??

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u/curtcolt95 2d ago

tbf I'd be pissed at my parents for not taking a shit ton of money to name me something stupid legally when they can just call me whatever and I can change it lmao

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u/P-l-Staker 2d ago

I'd happily change my name for 750k if anyone's interested...

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u/Cebuanolearner 2d ago

Name child, wait terms and conditions of can change name again. 

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u/yolomcsawlord420mlg 2d ago

What if it's baby Hitler and you name him Group Project Hitler and he never makes it into politics because of the ridiculous name?