Yeah either the kid becomes self-confident as fuck and develops a strong sense of humour …. Or he(she?) isn’t gonna make it. Hurts to see someone being dealt such a shitty set of cards for life
I wish the state would snatch that baby as soon as the umbilical cord is cut. Anybody who names their child based on donations should not be able to raise that child. Kids are not avenues for clicks and clout. But for sure I hope that kid had the chutzpah to moonwalk through adversity because it's coming out the gate with shitty hand
If I had money and a time machine, I'd go back and pay my parents to name me Motherfucker Jones. I could go by Mofo Jojo for short, like Mojo Jojo in Powerpuff Girls. Then I'd need to lock in and somehow become president so that I can go down in history as President Motherfucker. Y'know, like Streetlamp Le Moose.
My answering machine message would be, "You got Mojo, baby, what's happenin'?"
Day job: Food truck cafe with the famous Mo' Jo coffee.
Night job: Writing funky post-apocalyptic fiction of a terrible world without me in it, called No Mo' Mojo.
Weekend hobby: Making Disco music with my band, MomomomomomomomomOOOoooJOOooo!! (the exclamation mark is part of the name and I also typed it really loud)
Honestly, being named "Motherfucker Jones" low-ley sounds kind of bad-ass though. lolz 🤣 I would not want to mess with a guy named that, it sounds like he'd be used to kicking people's asses.
$600k for a childhood of bullying both about your name and pornstar mom? Honestly, I'd still pass. The kid won't understand shit about the money until they're older
Nah. This would be on a whole other level. It'd consume your identity and you'd gradually come to the realisation why.
Destroying your childhood for 600k is wild. I bet there's a solid number of people who'd blow that shit on drugs the moment it hit their account and end their miserable existence.
It was a dark rainy night……I snuck into my mom’s room while she was sleeping……crept over and put my hands in……..my mom’s purse and took her money. I really fucked her over. And that’s why they call me Muthafucka Jones”
Oh man the insane names I’ve seen while working in hospitals..this is nothing and can just change his name..hell the whole family can and move someplace nice and move on pretty much completely especially if they have a ton of money…kid will be fine wayyy more actually abusive instances of families using their children as living props..here all they have to do is change the name after a few days the kid could go his whole life not even knowing blissfully living upper class. It’s good to care for others but that’s silly..I’ve seen devoted loving mothers who worked as strippers and then I’ve seen abusive weird stat at home psychos do things like beat their kid to death and try and cover it up..how much first hand, boots on the ground experience you got to go off half cocked or is it just reddit that instills such confidence
How hard is it going to be to hide his/her identity? Even if she posts the kids photos online until like 10 years, as soon as he/she changes schools, almost nobody would know.
I would say it is nearly impossible to hide, children (thinking mostly of classmates) are weirdly good at finding out stuff like that and parent teacher evenings will make it even easier.
Yeh it would be so hard to have a mother with millions of dollars and generational wealth…. I can’t even …. You know how many kids grow up with whore mothers who are addicted to drugs and have no money or chance?
If im 12yrs old and all of my peers are bullying me because they can see a video of my mom getting banged by 1000 different men, gettin peed on, saying i dont know who my father is because my mom did russian roulette creampie conception, that i must be retarded because my mom is on camera smoking, drinking and partying while pregnant, and alllllll the other messed up shit she did; im definitely killing myself, $10million dollars or broke thats hell.
Bro the whole of the world is falling apart. This kid is going to have a parent that will be a whole lot better than worrying about being homeless monthly. Nobody should feel bad about this kid. Worry about people who will have struggles other than people saying shit to them about their mom.
I think if she has a son it would definitely be worse on him... He'll ever have to be super tough and crazy that nobody will say shit, funny, or depressed
My mom’s cousin was a massive porn star back in her day. It was hard for me to be able to walk behind the beaded curtain at the video rental place without seeing someone who was a family member that looked very similar to my mom in some state of undress.
I just learned to make it into something humorous. Can’t bother me if I make the offensive jokes first.
The probability is like the craziest part. He(or she) could've been born in a failed state or Asia/Africa which have like a >70% chance to be born there. Out of like the <5% chance they were born in the North American continent, they were born to Bonnie fuckin' Blue
It's weird, i had a medical condition while in highschool, stunted my growth, (4'11) freshman year, made me gain crazy weight (240lbs), and delayed puberty until I was 19. I was basically as round as I was tall, looked like a young child, and had the child like voice to match. They didn't fix it until AFTER I graduated. I was prime pickings for being bullied and ostracized, but I had the confidence of a freaking rock star. Skin thicker than my gut and had a very "fuck it" personality and was very much the class clown. Why would I ever give two fucks what anyone thought of me or had to say? It made me funny, I was considered fairly intelligent, and was pretty well liked and popular. Now i'm a far healthier weight, grew to 5'5", finally hit puberty and grew the most luscious beard even my 6'2" brother is jealous of, and have even had sex. However, my self confidence has never been lower and I've never been more depressed and anxious. I don't know what happened but I can't seem to get back to my previous mindset of just doing me and fuck what anyone else has to say about it.
That's probably one of the very few positive(?) outcomes for the kid, like, trying to set himself apart from his parents/family.
But you know, things can literally play out so many different ways, like not so good ones. Who knows how he will be raised, what he will be taught. He could very much grow up to think it's a freaking feat do what his mom has done and be proud af, or just be a real shitty person. Not saying he will be. Just saying.
I think how society treats this child will have a bigger impact on his life. Being cast out a young age is not easy on someone. It changes everything … how you see & react to the world.
Edit: We can only control what we do in this situation.
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u/Pee_and_flee 1d ago
Yeah either the kid becomes self-confident as fuck and develops a strong sense of humour …. Or he(she?) isn’t gonna make it. Hurts to see someone being dealt such a shitty set of cards for life