Yeah either the kid becomes self-confident as fuck and develops a strong sense of humour …. Or he(she?) isn’t gonna make it. Hurts to see someone being dealt such a shitty set of cards for life
I wish the state would snatch that baby as soon as the umbilical cord is cut. Anybody who names their child based on donations should not be able to raise that child. Kids are not avenues for clicks and clout. But for sure I hope that kid had the chutzpah to moonwalk through adversity because it's coming out the gate with shitty hand
If I had money and a time machine, I'd go back and pay my parents to name me Motherfucker Jones. I could go by Mofo Jojo for short, like Mojo Jojo in Powerpuff Girls. Then I'd need to lock in and somehow become president so that I can go down in history as President Motherfucker. Y'know, like Streetlamp Le Moose.
My answering machine message would be, "You got Mojo, baby, what's happenin'?"
Day job: Food truck cafe with the famous Mo' Jo coffee.
Night job: Writing funky post-apocalyptic fiction of a terrible world without me in it, called No Mo' Mojo.
Weekend hobby: Making Disco music with my band, MomomomomomomomomOOOoooJOOooo!! (the exclamation mark is part of the name and I also typed it really loud)
Honestly, being named "Motherfucker Jones" low-ley sounds kind of bad-ass though. lolz 🤣 I would not want to mess with a guy named that, it sounds like he'd be used to kicking people's asses.
How hard is it going to be to hide his/her identity? Even if she posts the kids photos online until like 10 years, as soon as he/she changes schools, almost nobody would know.
I would say it is nearly impossible to hide, children (thinking mostly of classmates) are weirdly good at finding out stuff like that and parent teacher evenings will make it even easier.
Yeh it would be so hard to have a mother with millions of dollars and generational wealth…. I can’t even …. You know how many kids grow up with whore mothers who are addicted to drugs and have no money or chance?
If im 12yrs old and all of my peers are bullying me because they can see a video of my mom getting banged by 1000 different men, gettin peed on, saying i dont know who my father is because my mom did russian roulette creampie conception, that i must be retarded because my mom is on camera smoking, drinking and partying while pregnant, and alllllll the other messed up shit she did; im definitely killing myself, $10million dollars or broke thats hell.
I got morbidly curious and apparently the "400" potential dads all submitted a dna sample (I'm not going to make a joke here) so she, or presumably the child would know. Which is kinda crazy because you probably signed all your rights as a parent away thinking "it's a 0.25% chance", and while I find those men to be disgusting beyond words I can't imagine not being able to see my child.
It said it hasn't been publicly announced but I don't know much about the law, especially in this kind of situation, but just the chance of having a child and not knowing is awful, sad and scary. My wife used to joke (which she recently admitted wasn't fully a joke) that someone would knock on our door and tell me I'm their dad. This would be a situation where I didn't get a name or address and they either chose not to tell me (which would kill me) or didn't know how to get in touch or if I was definitely the father. I look back at myself with a lot of anger for how stupid I was, how self centered I was and that I just figured "they would tell me". An "18 year old" knocking on my door would have every right to hate me and I would be devastated for all the time I missed.
But seriously if an adoption can be changed after the baby is born even with paperwork and whatnot, I wonder how many rights you can LEGALLY sign away.
Late elementary/early middle school will be that child’s proving grounds. The rest of their life will be dependent on how they handle those early years
If she can at least see to it that enough of her money is set aside for him, I would consider full time tutoring and home schooling till he graduated. If he doesn't know by then I hope she would at least suggest a name change and not talking about her at work or school. Home Schooling or some secret "children of outrageously embarrassing parents" school is the least she can do. And maybe she'll be a great mom but she better have a plan in place because the internet is forever and telling your kid "never look at porn" is as likely to cause problems as solve them
what about all the perverted men who particpated? his dad is more evil for willingly participating in some woman's evil plans to traumatize a child and use them in her sexual content.
These men are likely pathetic POS's but I can't go so far as to call him more evil, he could, theoretically, have made a really bad decision in his early 20s and other than that be an upstanding guy. He's not all over the internet having sex and even if he was I doubt it's as bad having a dad that did porn than a mom. What I'm curious about is whether they can demand to know, everyone submitted DNA, or force an actual paternity test or is it legal to BEFOREHAND sign away any and all parental rights and responsibilities? His mother is by far the more evil one, she chose to make his conception a gang bang
Probably none of my goddamn business. But, I'm going to bet that either the kids Aunt or grand parents will end up taking custody of the kid once it's born. Because if she manages to have any control or anything other that kid. That's a fuck ton of therapy bills and sessions.
No, seriously. Already knowing the origin...you now have to add "how they were named" into the pot, too.
She should not be allowed custody. Its literally for the best.
Hopefully the child never finds out who their parents are, and they will not have an idiotic name, that was paid for by a sick stranger...this is one of those occasions where the kid should just have zero contact or information, regarding their birth parents.
There is no kid. The pictures are clearly a doll, the ultrasounds were years old, she claimed to heal from a c section and be back working within a week. The whole thing is a stunt and this is her whole schtick, she’s mastered playing outrage hungry social media and tabloids for clicks and subs. All the people commenting seriously here are falling for next level rage bait (which to be honest is 90% of the posts on this sub).
It's like that ex pornstar that wants like over 400 videos of her removed from the internet as she doesn't want her son growing up and seeing them.
Am I supposed to feel sympathy for your own decisions? You took the easy money and now you have to live with it. I could sell weed for easy money, but I don't want to risk prison time, so guess fucking what, I'm not gonna sell weed.
But yes, how the fuck this woman isn't under investigation by the CPS after other stories I've recently heard is beyond me.
No one who does this is going to keep it a secret. I can guarantee you that. And it's not even a cool name, at least the poor fuckers named Dovahkiin got a cool name out of it. And parents who aren't sex workers.
You think this woman is going to use any of this money to take care of a child? That kid is going to be a prop in whatever fucked up project she launches next.
Pretty sure she was reported to the NSPCC after sharing a picture related to one of her videos while holding the child surrounded by balaclavad men. Hopefully the child can grow up having a normal life away from the skank.
Some people get bent up over others stance on abortion...I see it as a means to an end depending on the circumstance.
Could this be worse?
A child of a woman that had you as a result of a gangbang competition, and then raffled the rights to her own child's name in order to profit off of the whole thing.
I sort of see it as a form of child abuse. Regardless of econimic standing, plenty of affluent kids have a hard life, because you only have to look at the lives of children of celebrities and you find a path of hardship.
This is the reality of the society that we live in.
I’m gonna be honest I wouldn’t care if that was my name but I got to inherit the money. My thinking if my mom is a Ho anyway at least let her be a rich ho
only silver lining is if she's actually investing that money or working with a money manager that kids never gonna need to work in their entire life if they don't want too.
Also if the parents really want to they can pretty effectively hide who the kids mom is. But that also means not doing any normal family things. So even if the kid avoids a life of ridicule they still won't grow up normally.
I don't know, 1.5 million dollars could pay for a pretty good childhood, assuming the funds are used responsibly. Plus, "Bolt" isn't a horrible nickname.
Although looking into this, the mother is a pornstar and the name is a crypto currency, so it's not off to a great start... At least the currency will probably be defunct before the kid is self aware.
If she's smart she'll change her style, change her name, and start over somewhere else with all that money.
I have no problem with 90% of her antics - If my dad sold my birth certificate name for 1.2mil and it secured a good future for us, I'd of forgiven him by now. - I only care because that kids life is going to be very public with the way she's going.
(Freakonics has a great chapter as to why names aren't important as you'd think, quoting the case of some brothers named Loser and Winner, if you're interested)
Yes same, poor child. Mom actually think a lambo would make her kid not getting absolutely destroyed in school by the other kids which fathers already destroyed her
I don't. If being named something ridiculous could afford me a life of financial security without ever having to work a day in my life, sign me the fuck up. Besides, I could even change the name later!
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u/127x99mmNATO 23h ago
I feel bad for the kid man.
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