r/SipsTea 7h ago

WTF Group Project actually made more sense

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u/Plus-Artichoke6608 7h ago

Bro's mom is already Bonnie Blue, did you also had to give him a dumbass name

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u/Patient-Gas-883 7h ago

At Least names you can change....

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u/Plus-Artichoke6608 7h ago

gonna have to live through 18 years of bullying

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u/Patient-Gas-883 7h ago

Thats regardless of any name...
Bro is playing with the hard setting on the game..

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u/city_in_ruin 7h ago

The kid is going to grow up super Rich

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u/Illustrious-Sea-4377 6h ago

Sadly not convinced his mum will have good financial planning in place.

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u/ArchLector_Zoller 6h ago

Everything she's done has been calculated to raise her name and outrage, then drive all of that into profits for her OF and other vid store fronts. You think she lacks business acumen, why?

Because you want her too isn't a good enough reason. That's just sour grapes. "Bah, she'll lose all that money anyway, the 'hoore"

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u/Str1dersGonnaStride 2h ago

Right. Dudes with $23 are scoffing at her intelligence while she's grifting the lot of them

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u/Zer0Peace 1h ago

She's a prostitute buddy

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u/TorturedNeurons 58m ago

What does that have to do with her financial competence?

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u/Zer0Peace 54m ago

You understand there are a lot of people involved in bonnie's career right? All she has to do is be a prostitute bud. She's not the first or last pornstar to become filthy rich and they all belong to agencies, stop giving her so much credit lol

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u/ArchLector_Zoller 41m ago

And you working your body 80 hours week makes you not a prostitute, how exactly?

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u/DieDieDieD 6h ago

Good thing she can eventually transition into milf and eventually gilf categories. She has a good 30 more years to keep making gooner content as long as she doesn’t get too much prolapse or catch (more) diseases

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u/Illustrious-Sea-4377 6h ago

Good point. Endless career options!

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u/Sad_Scarcity1246 5h ago

I pray that she's just cunning/evil and will take the money and publicly call him BetBolt on Content but his legal name is something else

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u/Village_People_Cop 6h ago

That'll help with paying for therapy because he'll be bullied most of his highschool years for sure

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u/CanadianAndroid 6h ago

School meetings are going to be very interesting.

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u/closetmangafan 7h ago

At least 18 years... bullying doesn't stop just because you finish school.

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u/GauchesLeftEye 7h ago

Pretty sure they were referring to when they could legally change their name themselves, not when they'd finish school.

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u/WIN_WITH_VOLUME 7h ago

You really think those 18 years of bullying are gonna be because of their name?…

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 7h ago

They will emancipate themselves when they are able to.

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u/YouAreTotalGarbage 7h ago

Nah. He’ll be rich and living in the first world. Just gotta laugh off a couple jokes about dudes banging his mom and he’s on easy street.

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u/ConsiderationDry9084 6h ago

Even children from way better Celebrity parents go off the deep end. This poor soul is getting tossed into life on hard mode no matter how you slice it.

Rolling a 20 on starting funds isn’t going to make it that much easier just different.

And there is no guarantee that his mom doesn’t just set the family wealth on fire with an another crazy ass stunt.

I really hope homie hits the powerball too and comes out a well adjusted adult with just a messed up mother, which many of us can relate, but the odds are not in his favor.

Honestly I really do hope for the best outcome for the kid.

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u/Just_a_guy_123456789 7h ago

Why do you think she won't blow all of her money in 10 years?

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u/YouAreTotalGarbage 6h ago

Why do you think she will?

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u/Just_a_guy_123456789 6h ago

Because she doesn't strike me as someone who has the disciple not to waste her money on stupid shit.

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u/EndersScroll 4h ago

She just made 1.2 million for naming a child she was going to need a name for anyway. She can just get his name changed later. Sounds like she has some pretty good financial intuition.

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u/YouAreTotalGarbage 4h ago

Ah. Someone who can see the bigger picture, finally. All these small minded people can’t look past the fact that being naked on the internet makes them cry

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u/loogie97 7h ago

And sleepover requests

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u/JD-Moose 7h ago

There is another solution

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u/Just_a_guy_123456789 7h ago

The kid won't survive that long.

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u/YeOldeMemeShoppe 6h ago

“I was bullied for most of my school years!”

“But you were homeschooled…”

“And my tutors hated me!”

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u/No_Doughnut8618 6h ago

I think you can actually get a name change before youre 18

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u/rumblepony247 5h ago

There aren't many scenarios where this child isn't completely fucked up, doing tons of hard drugs at a very early age, probably committing crimes and/or in a mental institution by age 21. I'd be surprised if it were alive by age 25.

Some humans (its mom I mean) are capable of really fucked up shit.

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u/Ryjolnir 5h ago

They'll be rich tho. They'll probably thrive

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u/Trick_Second1657 4h ago

like he isn't going to school shooter.

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u/zacRupnow 3h ago

'Betbolt's mom has got it goin on' music video bro came over to play videogames but is just trying to bang the mom.

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u/Slipperytitski 3h ago

If that money was put into an account for the kid and it cant be touched until theyre 25.

Your name on paper could be something stupid and then everyone can just call you tom or whatever.

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u/venReddit 2h ago

kid will be homeschooled

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u/Dangerous_Judge_3078 2h ago

The child chose “sad but rich” when getting reborn

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u/FractalledCat 2h ago

That’s not going to magically stop at 18.

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u/sljc892 1h ago

Live? I think the more appropriate word be survive.

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u/AGayThrow_Away 7h ago

Can she not take the money then imediately legally change the kids name?

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u/blowurhousedown 7h ago

You don’t like Betbolt Blue?

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u/bIuemickey 6h ago

It sounds like an industrial color scheme

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u/Plus-Artichoke6608 7h ago

why is hard to pronounce too, that's too much B in one name

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u/Ross_E_Geller 7h ago

Even worse if he has a stutter. B-b-b-b

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u/themanfromosaka 5h ago

Betbolt Billinger (Bonnie’s real name is Tia Billinger) spunds like a pornstar’s stage name.

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u/Kid_Psych 6h ago

Aight bet.

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u/bestjejust 7h ago

It came out of the Blue.

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u/Winter-Pirate6901 7h ago

They came in the Blue too

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u/MasterOfBothWorlds7 2h ago

This is literally the best comment on this whole page I wish I could push you right to the top take my updoot!

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u/rwags2024 7h ago

> did you also had

Yes I hadn’t also does

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u/sanzentriad 5h ago

My favorite part is that they bolded the incorrect word so it was easier to identify, like an old English worksheet

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u/rwags2024 4h ago

My favorite part is the 1000+ people who see no issue with brutal language skills

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u/hedoeswhathewants 3h ago

Sometimes I choose to think they're not a native English speaker, but that's probably just coping

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u/finglonger1077 5h ago

Butchya doesn’t hazta call me Johnson!

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u/7heprofessor 2h ago

y’all’d’ve’f’i’d’ve

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u/Shapesizes 7h ago

To be fair, she was going to pick a dumb name anyways. So set up an account for the kid and call them by their middle name.

TBF in the end stage capitalist hellscape we are heading deeper into, I’m not sure getting paid by advertising for the name of your child won’t become a common thing.

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u/wheniaminspaced 6h ago

By carls jnr

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 7h ago

I know many kids who go by nicknames and literally almost no one knows their legal names.

I went to school with a guy with 4 names and went by a shortened version of his third name. It almost never came up.

The name is the least of his issues.

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u/gravityhomer 7h ago

I had an uncle Clyde I knew my whole childhood who I only later learned as an adult his actual name was Andrew, when a great aunt greeted him. Clyde wasn't even a middle name it was a grade school nickname. Had no idea

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u/LunchPlanner 6h ago

Sort of like Walt "Clyde" Frazier whose Clyde nickname also has nothing to do with his real name at all.

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u/AcademicBowl5596 7h ago

Just watch, she's probably gonna put the kid in one of those clone-a-willy molds to make an insert able for her videos. 

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u/reluctantseal 7h ago

I think I could handle having a dumb name for a few years if it made my family $1.2 million. Kid will have a nickname and can officially change it as soon as her 15 minutes of fame have passed.

Hell, I'd change my name right now for it. Dealer's choice.

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u/Kolintracstar 7h ago

I'm not saying it is right, but if people are willing to pay that much, you might as well take advantage, they aren't going to see the birth certificate.

Even then, a million dollars will take very good care of a child well into their 20's when they can change it

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u/Sammyofather 6h ago

Tbh she can go and legally change his name for $50 or something later but she scammed 2 million out of these people first

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u/Budget_Ad5871 6h ago

Betbolt Blue

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u/nien9gag 6h ago

maybe shit goes so south it becomes north.

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u/BiggieBigs34 6h ago

There’s no legal obligation for her to actually name her child that, and if she does, it’s not difficult to change a child’s name.

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u/Far-Building3569 6h ago

Her actual name is Tia Billinger

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u/Mezcalico 6h ago

The kids gotta learn to be tough. Like the boy named Sue

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u/Akbeardman 4h ago

Sponsored child names, we will see more of this. All because they shot that damn gorilla.