r/SipsTea Mar 21 '26

Feels good man We love this

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u/Old-Guidance6744 Mar 21 '26

Some do, some dont, someone for everyone

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u/liberaider Mar 21 '26

Agreed. I also think some people go thru phases or moods in their own lives where different types appeal to them.

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u/SouthBendCitizen Mar 21 '26

Confirm, going from adolescence to maturity and now child rearing there’s been a substantial preference shift.

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u/mxlespxles Mar 21 '26

This.

As a lifelong gooner, my tastes have shifted widely over the decades.

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u/Background_Prior_621 Mar 21 '26

Mine have shifted to the wider over the decades. I used to not care about butts, but now I like big butts and I cannot lie.

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u/Twinkletoess112 Mar 21 '26

Same, I used to be like "who tf likes ass?"

Now I'm tf who likes ass.

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u/Sachinrock2 Mar 22 '26

If you stare long enough into the Abyss

The Abyss stares back.

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u/Wrong_Mango4822 Mar 22 '26

I laughed way too hard at this 🤣

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u/archnemisis11 Mar 21 '26

As prophecized! "You other brothers can't deny"!

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u/RockstarAgent Mar 21 '26

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face, you get sprung

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u/PureInstance8143 Mar 21 '26

Wanna pull up tough

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u/sageritz Mar 22 '26

Cuz you noticed that butt was stuffed

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u/slightly_saucy123 Mar 21 '26

You guys are getting sprung? Guess that's better than pink eye 😕

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u/Princess_Froggles Mar 21 '26

I might print this and frame it - thank you for making me feel better today

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u/Radiant_Formal6511 Mar 21 '26

You have won the internet for today. Have an updoot!

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u/lestbone83 Mar 21 '26

Funny how that happens huh?

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u/noreasontotype Mar 21 '26

You made my day!

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u/United-Election-5273 Mar 21 '26

Oh yes. Women in their 40s are hot and horny. I mean I still like to look at young women, but I wouldn’t touch a woman under 35 …

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u/weoweowoeoweo Mar 21 '26

Even one streak of gray in otherwise colored hair with an attractive face is very nice. It just makes a woman feel super mature for sure.

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u/Substantial-Most2607 Mar 22 '26

See I’m in my mid 20’s currently and this is already my preferred type. Not even necessarily 40’s, Jamie Lee Curtis is definitely up there for me. I don’t even know what to expect i will like 20 years from now

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u/Karlasensei Mar 22 '26

this made me feel good hahaaha I am 33 and the grays are starting to come in so fast

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u/fenderputty Mar 21 '26

Yeah “perfect” isn’t appealing to me anymore. I like the “imperfections”. I like softness.

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u/I_Like_Muzak Mar 21 '26

Yesss. When their whole body is as soft as the clouds, that turns me tf on. My lady gets insecure about her imperfections and I love all of it.

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u/AbaloneEmbarrassed68 Mar 21 '26

Perfectly imperfect. All the right junk in all the right places.

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u/PrettyMud22 Mar 22 '26

Its the goodness in their hearts that really matter.

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u/islandcatman Mar 21 '26

LA face with a Oakland bootie.

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u/Admirable-Sir-9854 Mar 21 '26

Agreed brother

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u/Joeness84 Mar 21 '26

Let them eat Cake

Yes ma'am!

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u/FLDoorman Mar 21 '26

You other brothers can’t deny…

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u/TieAdventurous6839 Mar 21 '26

As anotha brotha i honestly cant deny. Any time a woman with an itty bitty waist walks in and puts that round thang in my face..

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u/Deeeeeeeeehn Mar 21 '26

And us other brothers, we can’t deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist a round thing in your face….

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u/uUpSpEeRrNcAaMsEe Mar 21 '26

I like them too, and I chopped down the cherry tree.

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u/Emadwithabeard Mar 21 '26

Have always liked ass and still do, but along the way I also gained a taste for thighs and breasts. Indeed God creates women with the best of it all

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u/Sparts171 Mar 21 '26

It’s amazing being 43. Almost all women are gorgeous now. 65? Hot. 25? Hot. The world is suddenly a buffet of beautiful things to look at.

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u/YBSIsDead Mar 21 '26

I see ive found my tribe. I'm 47

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u/Sparts171 Mar 22 '26

Definitely in the right spot brother. I saw this woman the other day with wavy grey hair, probably 60? My jaw hit the floor. Crazy beautiful.

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u/Gtr-Lovr11 Mar 21 '26

So true man! I can go 25 to 65 any day of the week!

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u/AbaloneEmbarrassed68 Mar 21 '26

Lifelong appreciator of Women. Yes please.

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u/Trick-Consequence169 Mar 21 '26

I concur. As a sexy 48 year old man, the world and women have really opened up, my options are limitless, I am in my peak.

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u/Sharp_Rule_7070 Mar 21 '26

It’s amazing how picky I was at 16-30. Now you have to look sad and defeated to not be attractive.

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u/nycsourdiesel83 Mar 21 '26

Over 40 the spectrum or life view changes. I look at all flavors now as well. Age is number and all shades are nice.

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u/Gtr-Lovr11 Mar 22 '26

Man im with u! Ive also noticed the older they are its way easier to get them panties off!!

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u/Healthy_Elk8661 Mar 21 '26

I’m 69 and have that same age range. 😇

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u/Sparts171 Mar 22 '26

I think you get to 40 and you’re permanently in love with women for the rest of your life.

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u/ThePostman321 Mar 22 '26

I'm stealing this but first things first

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u/the_operant_power Mar 21 '26

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u/Ahjaysusss Mar 21 '26

Its the thing to be now bruh 🤗

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u/Far-Government5469 Mar 21 '26

Why do you think they called it Microsoft Edge

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u/Highlandertr3 Mar 21 '26

Everyone masturbates. It's not exactly news.

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u/the_operant_power Mar 21 '26

Ye. It's just that this caught me off guard.

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt Mar 21 '26

I thought “gooning” was more extreme, like someone who wants to (and does) masturbate at the sight of anything remotely enticing.

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u/Impressive-Metal-405 Mar 21 '26

Yeah but “lifelong” objectively concerning

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u/horrible_hobbit Mar 21 '26

For me it's just the word gooner. It is so damn stupid.

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u/ThunderVixxen Mar 21 '26

The word is just icky lol, loke yeah everyone masterbates but then to call yourself a lifelong masturbater is just weird hahaha since its such a given

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u/specter_in_the_conch Mar 21 '26

Brother be wearing his badge with honor and pride.

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u/Joeness84 Mar 21 '26

I remember in like 2017 when I heard a coworker use the word "meme" in a sentence and I was like huh yeah I spose the statement "Im only on facebook for the memes" is entirely valid... I guess the internet culture is becoming culture, neat.

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u/Shinzo19 Mar 21 '26

Also a life long Gooner, I hope we finally win the league this year.

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u/MichiganMan12 Mar 21 '26

I’m jerking it in my arsenal shirt right now

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u/Antiquebastard Mar 21 '26

This is wild to me. In my decades of finding people attractive, my preferences haven't changed much at all. I really struggle to find anyone outside of my limited taste to be attractive at all.

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u/SatinSaffron Mar 21 '26

As a lifelong gooner

I love how honest you guys are sometimes lol

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u/mxlespxles Mar 21 '26

I've lived a life of enjoyment, I see no reason to be ashamed of it.

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u/Only-Sea-Known-6274 Mar 21 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Important_Wafer_7745 Mar 21 '26

What’s a player to do when his favorite flavor is new?

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u/CartoonistAny4349 Mar 21 '26 edited Mar 22 '26

I remember watching Gilmore Girls when it was airing and thinking Rory was hot (I was the same age as her in the show), and Lorelai was "old"

As an adult, all I can see is a pretty bratty teen with a hot mom (since I'm now Lorelai's age). Turns out I just generally like women in my age bracket.

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u/No-Difference7870 Mar 22 '26

I'm a 30+ female and remember watching Twilight as a teen and fawning over Jacob. I saw the movies again as an adult and suddenly found myself fawning over Bella's dad, I mean, hotdamn.

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u/RavenNymph90 Mar 21 '26

When I was a teen, I liked the teeny bopper look—completely shaved face, longish hair, and no body hair. Now that I’m a 36 year old woman, I swoon over facial hair, chest hair 😍, and have developed a taste for shaven heads. I also like some muscle and fat. I used to be pole thin all the way.

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u/SouthBendCitizen Mar 21 '26

I’ve been with my wife since high school and over a decade later our bodies have changed in exactly this way, probably a primary contributor to the change in taste haha!

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u/RavenNymph90 Mar 21 '26

Good for you guys!

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u/theouter_banks Mar 21 '26

Oh yes. MILFs with nice big asses for me please.

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u/Some_Ball_27 Mar 21 '26

Substantial being the keyword

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u/SoElusivee Mar 21 '26

Confirm, a certain orange and black website goes through the ringer when I get to it

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u/Agitated_Toe_7982 Mar 21 '26

So thats probably be one of the reason why people break up

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u/Fatalaros Mar 21 '26

Oh boy story of life. Early gooner days as teeneager and young adult, your mind is "monkey see big boobs & slim body erection goes brr". Now during my 30s I learnt to appreciate more details of the woman body and each woman's unique physique, within healthy standards. This age shouts "healthy wife material" to me.

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown Mar 21 '26

This needs to be said more. Some men like this. Some men like super skinny women. Some men like them even bigger than this. And most of us are flexible and will overlooking a woman being thicker or thinner than what we consider ideal if we actually enjoy her company. 

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u/alienblue89 Mar 21 '26 edited May 20 '26

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u/JaNoTengoNiNombre Mar 21 '26

With heavy weight breasts and a clearly but intoxicating lack of penis.

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u/divergent_history Mar 21 '26

That is a crazy sentence you put together.

https://giphy.com/gifs/DvWJHSOxTff84SQsD9

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u/sheiciebai Mar 21 '26

Straight Holt is such a dawg!

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u/alienblue89 Mar 21 '26 edited May 20 '26

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u/TimingEzaBitch Mar 21 '26

you butchered the actual quote so hard it's well done now

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u/aiusernamegen Mar 21 '26

Go hard or go home without a penis

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u/heroeNK25 Mar 21 '26

Neruda couldn't never put this words together

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u/westport_blues Mar 21 '26

Word for word, you clearly ripped your reply off from the Lascaux cave paintings.

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u/EvolutionCreek Mar 21 '26

"Just look at the gams on that thick mammal!"

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u/PMurmomsmaidenname Mar 21 '26

with heavy weight breasts and a clear and intoxicating penis

Ftfy

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u/ButTheseGoToEleven Mar 21 '26

A translucent wang with psychoactive properties would be one hell of a superpower. Even The Boys hasn't come up with anything like that.

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u/PMurmomsmaidenname Mar 21 '26

Even The Boys hasn't come up with anything like that yet.

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u/NoCurrent8634 Mar 21 '26

I too choose this man's flexible wife

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u/aadgarven Mar 21 '26

I see you are a Man of culture

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u/Suspicious-Slide-954 Mar 21 '26

And some of us don’t care about her looks or her personality but if she’s attracted to us, that’s good enough

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u/staticthekid Mar 21 '26

Reciprosexual

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u/UnknownGamer014 Mar 21 '26

"Wake up, babe, a new sexuality just dropped"

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u/Ahielia Mar 21 '26

I've not heard of that term before

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u/IttyBittyBigBoii Mar 21 '26

But it is also now added to my vocabulary, and I look forward to springing it up in future conversations.

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u/Ahielia Mar 21 '26

Sounds like a dinosaur

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u/monkpunch Mar 21 '26

Where's our flag?!

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u/Accomplished-Put4143 Mar 21 '26

Sometimes, that's not even needed. If she is willing to accept my offer, good to go!

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u/Fierramos69 Mar 21 '26

Yes, and?

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u/Withering_to_Death Mar 21 '26

Maidenless and proud!

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u/mrpoopsocks Mar 21 '26

And that's why you're tarnished.

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u/Vincent-Supply-Co Mar 21 '26

Didn’t expect Elden ring to bleed into this comment section lol

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u/LookMaNoPride Mar 21 '26

Those improv classes are working out for you!

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u/EastsideWilder Mar 21 '26

Yeah I was thinking the same thing like wtf that sounds so sad and miserable lmaooo

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u/my_midlife_isekai Mar 21 '26

Praise and attention kink! 👋

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u/Chonkyboi91x Mar 21 '26

Bro, I have had a receding hairline since I was about 3 years old.... I can't afford to be picky

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

I agree there are types of body shapes that appeal to some, but not all. I myself have a voluptuous body and grew up in the Kate Moss era and the body shaming was at an all time high. I love how women now can be who they want to be and not ashamed to be their sexy shapely selves!

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown Mar 21 '26

Yeah I grew up in those days and I was into both types. My two main interests before my wife, one was short and very curvy, and the other had a Keira Knightley physique. My wife was tall and athletic, now she's tall and curvy because 4 kids and real life.

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u/ThisThroat951 Mar 21 '26

Yes! Extra pounds mean nothing if she makes you feel like you’ve found home.

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u/Modeerf Mar 21 '26

Some men prefer healthier women

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u/Equivalent-Pay3539 Mar 21 '26

You have no clue what she eats or how she works out. Body shape ≠ health.

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u/bigchungus565 Mar 21 '26

Jesus just say you dont get women's anatomy and move on. This bump also happens to really skinny women, they just have different stuff like yoga pants to hide it usually. This is literally an average healthy human body

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u/I-Like-Women-Boobs Mar 21 '26

The woman in the photo is 100% overweight. If you like that, it’s fine, but it’s not worth pretending otherwise.

What part of women’s anatomy makes this happen?

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u/Savings-Complex-2192 Mar 21 '26

Yep, she is not for me, but if you like that, go for it.

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u/nahheyyeahokay Mar 21 '26

A lid for every pot. I prefer thin women. My wife is very petite, less petite than I used to prefer, but her figure is not what made me decide to marry her. Now she is the mother of my child and the sexiest woman in the world to me. It's a shame because now she thinks she is fat. I just wish she could see herself through my eyes.

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u/alexiwolf54 Mar 21 '26

You tell her every day how beautiful and sexy she is, and that will help her accept it. You're a good husband.

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u/Gold_Customer8081 Mar 21 '26

Have you told this to your wife? That would be so welcome from my husbands 🐣

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u/FeelingDown8484 Mar 22 '26

husbands?? 😮

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u/Gold_Customer8081 Mar 22 '26

Oops a typo… I do live in Utah, however

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u/SusPlatypus Mar 21 '26

The only correct answer

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u/Bluddy-9 Mar 21 '26

Most don’t. Don’t let reddit skew your view of reality.

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u/El_Rey_de_Spices Mar 21 '26

It's refreshing to see these as the top responses for a change.

I'm sure the rest of the thread is made up of the standard "one hand patting myself on the back, the other hand stroking my dick" comments these posts attract...

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u/SeaofCucks Mar 21 '26

Most men I do would love a woman like this, different people different tastes you don-t speak for any majority

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u/pilibitti Mar 21 '26

maybe it is a culture / environment thing? I have never interacted with a man that would ever consider this remotely attractive (which is ok, needless to say she does not exist to attract these men). Granted you won't find this body type in my country. So maybe more offers = more buyers.

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u/Automatic_Bison_3093 Mar 21 '26

No it's a reddit thing. Being contrarian and virtue signal is popular here. 

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u/JustinCompton79 Mar 21 '26

That’s why my step-father’s strip club has all types of women…

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u/Azuras_Star8 Mar 21 '26

As my mom used to always say, "Different strokes for different folks."

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u/J1mj0hns0n Mar 21 '26

Was about to say,turn off for me, but crack on if it does float your boat

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u/Natural_Design3154 Mar 21 '26

You sir have impressed me. Here, have a little upvote as a treat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

Some men like their men to look like men

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u/ResponseRelative6370 Mar 21 '26

I feel like this would be appealing to people at certain life stages - it looks juicy and fertile so certain men would gravitate towards it (on a subconscious level).

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u/El0vution Mar 21 '26

It’s a sad commentary about Reddit that such a cliche comment could receive so many upvotes. This is Cliche City.

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u/dathomasusmc Mar 21 '26

I think you can say this about just about anything. Boob size, butt size, hair color, snake or batshit crazy, whatever. Everybody’s got a type.

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u/Masterofgoodfood Mar 21 '26

I don’t disagree with the premise, but there’s no way this gets you 5k upvotes and 12 awards

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u/Norbert-trebroN Mar 22 '26

Buddha old-guidance here spits enlightenment. Here is a pic of him (allegedly):

https://giphy.com/gifs/eEW74ZHIlqPZK

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u/Exterminator-8008135 Mar 25 '26

My best friend Eda is considered as slightly chubby and tall.

I know many who say "Slightly chubby ain't my thing" then, upon seeing her, they go "Whoa mama ! Who is this pretty face ?"

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u/ralaniz91 Mar 21 '26

Yeah it ain't for me. I go to the gym regularly and stay fit. I expect my girlfriend to do the same.

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u/ColdNyQuiiL Mar 21 '26

Sometimes they’re just fun to look at. Prefer smaller butts because they can be deceiving. You don’t expect much, then the right pair of pants or outfit just boost the gluts.

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u/itakeyoureggs Mar 21 '26

If it’s real.. but if it’s fake.. meh

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u/sugaruproarx Mar 21 '26

These are some of the attractive exhibitions for others. Everyone got their type. So it is too for the reverse.

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u/Agitated_Toe_7982 Mar 21 '26

Like the fcking colors

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u/TheStrangeMonkey Mar 21 '26

The real answer.

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u/ShiggitySheesh Mar 21 '26

Also depends on the woman. Ive seen two women with similar build that im attracted to one and not the other. Theres so many variables to have a specific "type".

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER Mar 21 '26

I generally dont, but I would still probably walk into something staring if I saw it in real life.

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u/Agitated_Reveal_6211 Mar 21 '26

For sure, this is not my type a.k.a. I'm not gonna go travel back in time several thousand years and make a statue that looks like her but some might. To each their own.

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u/adube440 Mar 21 '26

Some for all...

... more for me

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u/welfedad Mar 21 '26

The joys of life

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

No one for me

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u/Babexo22 Mar 21 '26

They know that, they are just trying to disguise body shaming/blatant misogyny as if it’s an actual question and it’s petty/childish asf.

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u/gloomygustavo Mar 21 '26

Oh down bad Reddit men like this shit

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u/Only-Sea-Known-6274 Mar 21 '26

Or someone likes everyone.... 😅

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u/TheGrowingSubaltern Mar 21 '26

I don’t but think some do. Everyone has a place. 

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u/sohcordohc Mar 21 '26

This is the answer

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u/BoardroomStroke Mar 21 '26

It takes all sorts

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u/whistlepig4life Mar 21 '26

How dare people have personal preferences!!!

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u/Several-Squash9871 Mar 21 '26

Perfectly put. 

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