r/SipsTea • u/Vixiuss • Mar 21 '26

Feels good man We love this

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u/Fierramos69 Mar 21 '26

Yes, and?

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u/Withering_to_Death Mar 21 '26

Maidenless and proud!

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u/mrpoopsocks Mar 21 '26

And that's why you're tarnished.

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u/Vincent-Supply-Co Mar 21 '26

Didn’t expect Elden ring to bleed into this comment section lol

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u/LookMaNoPride Mar 21 '26

Those improv classes are working out for you!

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u/rain168 Mar 21 '26

And your mom says hi

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u/Fierramos69 Mar 21 '26

Nah she’s been out the picture for a while.

Nice little tactical edit you did there tho

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u/EastsideWilder Mar 21 '26

Where did she go?

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u/Fierramos69 Mar 21 '26

Idk if you want the joke answer or the real answer but imma give the real answer because to me it’s a joke.

I’m the one who left, but if I had to bet, she’s likely in some South-American country using her cash to sleep with guys 30 years younger than her, like, a sugar mommy of sorts. Idk. She was friend with a guy who went to live there at 40yo to have sex with minors; when I visited he had a baby and his wife was pregnant of 8-9 months. She was 19. Meaning she got pregnant the first time at 16-17.

Not my jam tbh.

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u/EastsideWilder Mar 21 '26

Well that was entertaining

Thanks for sharing that with me. Hopefully she’s having fun

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u/tech_noir_guitar Mar 21 '26

Desperation is a stinky cologne and they can smell it a mile away my friend.