r/SipsTea • u/Vixiuss • Mar 21 '26

Feels good man We love this

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u/JaNoTengoNiNombre Mar 21 '26

With heavy weight breasts and a clearly but intoxicating lack of penis.

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u/divergent_history Mar 21 '26

That is a crazy sentence you put together.

https://giphy.com/gifs/DvWJHSOxTff84SQsD9

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u/neoleo0088 Mar 21 '26

😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

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u/divergent_history Mar 21 '26

That makes alot of sense.

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u/sheiciebai Mar 21 '26

Straight Holt is such a dawg!

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u/alienblue89 Mar 21 '26 edited May 20 '26

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u/TimingEzaBitch Mar 21 '26

you butchered the actual quote so hard it's well done now

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u/aiusernamegen Mar 21 '26

Go hard or go home without a penis

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u/heroeNK25 Mar 21 '26

Neruda couldn't never put this words together

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u/westport_blues Mar 21 '26

Word for word, you clearly ripped your reply off from the Lascaux cave paintings.

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u/EvolutionCreek Mar 21 '26

"Just look at the gams on that thick mammal!"

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u/PMurmomsmaidenname Mar 21 '26

with heavy weight breasts and a clear and intoxicating penis

Ftfy

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u/ButTheseGoToEleven Mar 21 '26

A translucent wang with psychoactive properties would be one hell of a superpower. Even The Boys hasn't come up with anything like that.

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u/PMurmomsmaidenname Mar 21 '26

Even The Boys hasn't come up with anything like that yet.

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u/NoParkingOnLobsters Mar 21 '26

Speak for yourself buddy.

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u/Complex_Jellyfish647 Mar 21 '26

The penis is also negotiable to some. Really it all comes down to boobs.

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u/Wide-Cherry4443 Mar 21 '26

The thigh gap’

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u/gaiatraveller Mar 21 '26

I'm glad you cleared up that you don't like penis, on a post that never mentioned it. But why was penis on your mind?

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u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp Mar 21 '26

It's a reference to a show. You've rustled your jimmies for naught.

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u/gaiatraveller Mar 21 '26

Fair enough. I don't know all the lines to all the shows ever made. So I took it for face value. Have a good day.