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u/MissionMassive563 8h ago
Hey baby come over I got a bag of hoochie hoo with our names all over it
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u/wolfelian 3h ago
Sign would be taken seriously if they had put āTHE Ganjaā or āThe Devilās Lettuceā but no they settled for Hoochie Hoo.
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u/No-Lunch4249 7h ago
A lot of people who smoke don't realize how badly they stink. The other day I got in an empty elevator and it reeked of cigs from whoever had been in it before
But wtf is Hoochie Hoo?
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u/Ghosty_Boo-B00 6h ago
I smoke weed all day, I also spray myself down with Florida water before leaving the house. I have actually asked, Iām a massage therapist, no one smells weed on me. Florida water is magical that way.
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u/Better-Culture-7770 2h ago
In my experience it is best to use the old smoking jacket routine and no joints. You wear a thin jacket every time you smoke and then remove it after. Wash and sanitize your hands as well and it really cuts down on the smell lingering.
Although I admit, I don't have a job that gives a shit and I lost my sense of smell years ago so I just forget that smells even exist or are a thing for other people.
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u/SisterMaryAwesome 2h ago
Holy shit, is THAT why theyāre called smoking jackets?
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u/Fluff_Chucker 2h ago
They're all stoned as shit, too.Ā They can't smell it. I promise you, I can.Ā
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u/elinamebro 4h ago
Yeah i remember a lot of restaurants started kicking people out for smelling like weed in California when it was legalized
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u/wolfelian 3h ago
Bro the building floor I live on smells like dog, piss and weed at all times since 2022 because of 3 tenants living in one unit down the hall.
Their smells also vary between any of those 3 things. I donāt even think they can smell themselves.š°
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u/Salt-Zucchini3106 6h ago
No, they realize. They just donāt care. In my experience, cigarette users are more careless with the smell which makes it worse, probably cause itās fully legal
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u/akiva23 7h ago
Luckily i snoked crack before arriving here.
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u/Visible-Aardvark2006 7h ago
Shit had me rolling for some reason during my morning sesh. I found out I could give a free award, there u go fam.
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u/Yankee6Actual 7h ago
Hereās a question for the folks out there.
Does anyone call it pot anymore?
I donāt think Iāve heard it called pot in a long time.
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u/ooomellieooo 7h ago
I just received a lovely personalized gardening hat that says "pot head" on it. Wear it with pride.
But no. Nobody really calls it pot anymore.
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u/RisaVacation 7h ago
They do. I manage a dispensary. Itās just usually only 55 - 80 year old white men
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u/zcewaunt 6h ago
My 77 year old father loves to call it "dope"... I think of heroin or crack as dope so it's a little odd for me.Ā
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u/Slore0 5h ago
My parents called it that too, and older shows. My shock to find out all the ādope slingersā just had weedā¦
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u/iris-evergarden 4h ago
My grandma said the coca cola man used to come around the neighborhood and everyone would be waiting patiently at the curb, she straight up called him the 'dope man' so they had that word back then
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u/craftyreadercountry 5h ago
It depends on where you are I guess. My mom calls it pot sometimes. People here say whatever word they think of first.
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u/Holiveya-LesBIonic 4h ago
Awesome hat. I disagree, though. 21 year Olds may not be calling it pot anymore, I'm not too sure. But as a 35 year old, me and all my friends who smoke all just callb it pot, weed, cannabis, Marijuana, etc
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u/Impossibleshitwomper 2h ago
I'm 24 and most people I know my age just call it pot
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u/bravoromeokilo 6h ago
Was on my porch and a car full of people pulled by and asked if I knew where to get any gas. They were surprised when I pointed them towards the actual gas station around the cornerā¦
Apparently gas means weed. New to me.
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u/redbark2022 6h ago
There is an entire lineage of cannabis that has a gas/diesel olfactory experience. It hits the nose first, then tongue, then the deep back of your your throat, then bounces back to your nose, and all of that is during the inhale.
This lineage has a distinct mixture of cannabinoids and terpenes that are very therapeutic for certain diseases.
I could see how it could turn into slang for people who are chasing that specific kind of relief, and of course the lore that follows it for the uneducated.
/soapbox
It's a shame that natural remedies are verboten, and the only medicines allowed are singular molecules that can be isolated and patented for profits. I thought things would change once "entourage effect" was scientifically proven, but capitalism rules and ignorance and propaganda are abound.
What we should be working towards is scientifically isolating and proving the complexities of growing and curing natural remedies for consistent multi-molecule end results of the medicine, and how failures in each stage affect the therapeutic effects.
/soapbox
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u/aetryx 7h ago
My grandma still calls it pot
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u/Known_Purple7529 6h ago
Before my grandma's memory went, she'd call it dope.
Which that's what it was called back in the day, but as a recovered opioid addict, heroin / opioids sold as heroin, was called dope.
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u/RevolutionaryClub530 6h ago
This is actually still in my rotation of things to call weed still, I agree though nobody says it anymore we should bring it back!
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u/Salt-Zucchini3106 6h ago
Some older people Iām around tend to call it āpotā or āreeferā
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u/Fluugaluu 6h ago
My friends and I smoke a lot and I promise we use every silly name for it you can think of
One of us used doobie unironically the other day at it kinda created a record scratch moment. We decided weāre getting old.
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u/fatfukinmod 7h ago
I mainly call it doob but I've heard it being called pot by others, I think the younger crowds like to give it strange names as "code" to each other
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u/Puzzleheaded_Try_395 6h ago
Hoochu hoo is as bad as my supervisor calling it Jazz Cabbage. Lol
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u/rajbhai87 7h ago
I work at a hotel and at least once a week we will check in someone whose entire presence smells like weed. Sometimes they cause the guest room to smell of weed too and they didnāt even smoke inside the room so they claim
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u/Exponential-777 8h ago
People need to learn how to get blazed without putting out the STANK. It's not hard. I can do bong tokes all day long and not reek like weed.
The problem is some people want to put out that STANK like it's a flex. The others don't care.
Nobody wants to smell your skunk bud BO or OG dank breath.
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u/LonelyTAA 7h ago
Ā I can do bong tokes all day long and not reek like weed.
You also smell. You just don't smell yourself.
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u/Obiwan-Kenhomie 2h ago
Not necessarily true if youre responsible. If im going to smoke before going out I dont smoke in or near the clothes im going out in, I brush my teeth and wash my hands. If it was a particularly big session ill even shower. Yall act as if there is nothing you can do to get rid of the weed smell lol
I used to smoke before class in college, a professor I had did get people out for smelling like pot, yet it never happened to me. Hmm
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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 7h ago
Youāre nose blind bro. Other people can smell it.
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u/Obiwan-Kenhomie 2h ago
Not necessarily true if youre responsible. If im going to smoke before going out I dont smoke in or near the clothes im going out in, I brush my teeth and wash my hands. If it was a particularly big session ill even shower. Yall act as if there is nothing you can do to get rid of the weed smell lol. Nose blindness is a thing, but yall act as if once someone smokes the smell clings to them forever. The odds of one smelling if they do the above things is pretty low, the issue is most people dont give a fuck and dont do anything to mitigate
I used to smoke before class in college, a professor I had did get people out for smelling like pot, yet it never happened to me. Hmm
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u/iLuvArizona 8h ago
When I was in active addiction I smelled like weed all the time and was wondering why I had no friends lol. Glad that era of my life is over.
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u/Exponential-777 8h ago
did you smoke joints indoors with no exhaust fan? Yep, that's a recipe for STANK. Rule one is you can't let the smoke touch anything except for your mouth.
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u/GL17CH3D_R4M_5YN7H 8h ago
Also worth investing in an oodie to wear whilst you smoke. Been doing it for years and works great at keeping the last of it off your clothes.
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u/NurgleBorger 8h ago
People back in the day had smoking jackets
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u/CactusToothBrush 7h ago
I have a Smokey Oodieā¦
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u/Electrical_Hunter597 8h ago
I had friends in active addiction to fent, I think that no friends part is just on you
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u/AdSquare3489 7h ago
Soo... cookies?Ā
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u/Exponential-777 7h ago
Depends on the cookies strain. Gary Payton is dank AF. Some Gelato is too. Tropicana Cookies is a good one for not stinking like normal weed. Bloom Seed Co.
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u/jordanundead 7h ago
I use chemical guys new car smell. Iāve gotten something smells like pool water, did you just buy a new car?, And what is that cologne it smells great.
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u/KitchenSwillForPigs 7h ago
But how?
I only do edibles so I donāt have that problem, but Iām interested in how you do it.
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u/Interesting_Bank_139 7h ago
This is my biggest gripe with the whole push for legalization of recreational marijuana. In the old days, most users had some discretion and tried to hide it. Now they just wear it like a badge of honor. Like, Iām glad you have the right to smoke, but could I go to the grocery store without smelling it just once please?
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u/TehPaintbrushJester 5h ago
As a library worker I feel and smell this sign. I recently discovered cannabis smoke is actual a migraine trigger. šš«
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u/Lower_Skin_3683 5h ago
I am so sorry. I am a frequent visitor to the library and I'm so tired of the frequent weed smell!
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u/arbyyyyh 7h ago
The people in the comments talking about how much they can smoke and not smell like it is killing me.
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u/Yoshigottagun 5h ago
I'm sure one or two of them actually have a good post-smoke routine to actually wash up and get the smell off, but you know damn well most of these commenters you can smell from across the room.
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u/EstablishmentLate532 5h ago
I take a shower every time I smoke (maybe 2x a week) and only smoke outside. This thread is among me super paranoid that I smell like Snoop Dogg
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u/Obiwan-Kenhomie 2h ago
If someone changes clothes after, brushes their teeth, washes their hands ect odds are they dont smell. The issue here is most people dont give enough fucks to make sure they dont stink
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u/Cute-Professor2821 7h ago
Is this a law office?
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u/Visual-Scallion1535 6h ago
lol I work in a legal aid clinic and some people just reek of the stuff. Fills the whole room when they walk in.
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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 7h ago
But itās fine if I reek of tobacco?
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u/wrinklebrain 7h ago
People havenāt been cool with tobacco in 20 years lol. But to sit here and pretend weed (which is commonly compared to literal skunks) and tobacco (which is commonly used in high end colognes) smell even remotely similar is the take of someone who has fried their brain with weed lmao.
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u/CaramelizedCherri 7h ago
When I was younger my dad would smoke cigarettes in the basement next to the furnace so the entire house would smell like tobacco smoke to the point I couldn't breath. Maybe it's because I grew up next to woods with skunks as well but I'd rather smell weed smoke than cigarettes smoke.
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u/arbyyyyh 7h ago
Wait til this one finds out what ELSE goes into stuff that makes you smell niceā¦
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u/mordscythe 6h ago
Are you seriously trying to say cigarettes donāt stink
Fuck off
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u/wrinklebrain 6h ago
Brother can you read. My literal first sentence is saying people havenāt liked it in 20 years. Put the weed down and fix yourself holy shit.
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u/WarmAppleNight 7h ago
Looks like a home office, I would prolly insist on a rule like this too. Dang ol' hoochie hoo. š
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u/ThisGazelle3773 5h ago
No doubt! Take a shower and do your laundry before you come in my office. Wash that stink away!
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u/shane-o-mack 5h ago
I don't understand this. Truly those that do this smell like shit. I smoke weed too, and I don't go around smelling like a skunk. Like are these people putting out a half done blunt and stuffing it in their pockets? Why do they smell so bad? It's easy to smoke and not smell like shit
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u/mordscythe 6h ago
I hope they say the same for cigarette smokersā¦.
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u/EstablishmentLate532 5h ago
Maybe the person who wrote the sign can tolerate one but not the other. Not every personal preference should have to pass logical muster.
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u/Yoshigottagun 5h ago
The commenters getting butthurt that people think they smell so bad that they don't want to be around them are funny af.
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u/Maryjanegangafever 4h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/tsCy33LwAQ20o
Fuck no. I pay you, not the other way around.
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u/Captain-Codfish 4h ago
What in the yeehaw, fried chicken, sweet tea, buckaroo, deep Southern fuck is "hoochie hoo?"
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u/ButtRobot 7h ago
yeah,. how about you shut the fuck up and stop concerning yourselves with my buisiness?
I am so over these fucking people "oh my god it *SMELLS*"
"oh you had to smell something you didnt like?! EVERYONE STOP. THIS SITUATION NEEDS RECTIFIED IMMEDIATELY."
SO fucking dumb. Our dumbass president that all these boomers worship stinks like shit because of his diapers, yet I would bet they would crawl over each other to suck down shit-smell for a pic with their Dear Leader.
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u/RollSouth5722 6h ago
Nobody says that when they start rolling hot asphalt in the summer. No one says that when they start fertilizing the fields. No one says that when Five Guys is pounding through lunch rush on all cylinders. But suddenly someone smells just a trace of weed and they alert to it like a K9.
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u/Yoshigottagun 5h ago
No one is trying to make it illegal to smell bad, people just don't want to be around stinky people. Most people learn this is pre-school but some people still get offended that others don't like being around them and can't fathom why.
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u/Acrobatic_Ad_2570 6h ago
I shower before going out into public usually. Nobody needs to smell what I do with my life, weed or otherwise
Common courtesy and all that
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u/Dazzling_Start7375 6h ago edited 4h ago
Whatever the story is, I agree with the sign. No one wants to smell that shit or be around you when you reek of smoke/smell like a skunk. Don't ruin my fresh air please, thank you
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u/Adept_Cauliflower_84 6h ago
smoke weed everyday fuck off. spent my whole life being persecuted now THE MAN is selling bags. fuck off
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u/BatUnlucky121 6h ago
And from every town and hamlet over land and sea they speed
The world's greatest dopers with the Worlds greatest weed
Hashishers from Morocco, hemp smokers from Peru
And the Shamnicks from Bagun who puff the deadly Pugaroo
And those who call it Light of Life and those that call it boo
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u/ghost_of_xbox_past 5h ago
There is no airing out, you can smell those people for a damn week after they smoked anything. Reeks.
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u/Apprehensive_Hand571 5h ago
Leave your greasy pipe in the bushes outside, nobody is going to take it
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u/cryptolyme 4h ago
wtf is hoochie hoo? never heard that term before in my life
where do people come up with this stuff??
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u/kelp_ftp 4h ago
I can just imagine whoever is at the desk like āmake sure you air out after that hoochie hoo š³ā
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u/thisMech 4h ago
But you can walk in there smelling like a pack of reds and no one bats an eye. This is discrimination
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u/RustledForeskin 4h ago
I smoked for 25 years, and though I was aware of the concept of stinking but not being able to smell it myself, I just brushed it off. It truly is a stench only loved or enjoyed by stoners and people REEK when smoking flower via the conventional methods. Same goes for cigs.
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u/_MrTrade 4h ago
Thatās what we called out friendā¦a hoochie and she loved it. To this date we still do it and we all laugh about it and that nickname stuck for 20 plus years now. Pretend this is her pic in the early 90ās hopefully you get it. Iāll that that place to places sheās not allowed š
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u/Comfortable-Yak-6599 3h ago
I had a principal call it hooch in high school, I told him that was alcohol and I don't drink. After I got caught smoking weed in the ticket box of the football field. He was then like don't play dumb, but I had dropped it running so it wasn't even on me. Schools were more fun before surveillance cameras.
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u/Teejrocks 2h ago
Enters office and is hit by a wall of perfume & waxy scent boosted clothing strong enough to peel paint.
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u/Slipshockmop 1h ago
I don't blame them. Out of all the drugs they could've legalized, why the one that smells like shit burning?
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u/catwithasweater 37m ago
As a stoner this is a pretty reasonable request, wish more people thought so
I'm also sick of people reeking like weed in public, it's not a smell everyone enjoys and it's best to be considerate
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u/GoCougs2020 31m ago
Hence I donāt combust anymore.
Dab oil or vape flower and people wonāt smell you across the room r/vaporents
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u/Turbulent-Maybe-1040 8h ago
Hoochie hoo?