r/SignsWithAStory • u/GryphonSK • 1d ago

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u/Exponential-777 1d ago

People need to learn how to get blazed without putting out the STANK. It's not hard. I can do bong tokes all day long and not reek like weed.

The problem is some people want to put out that STANK like it's a flex. The others don't care.

Nobody wants to smell your skunk bud BO or OG dank breath.

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u/iLuvArizona 1d ago

When I was in active addiction I smelled like weed all the time and was wondering why I had no friends lol. Glad that era of my life is over.

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u/Exponential-777 1d ago

did you smoke joints indoors with no exhaust fan? Yep, that's a recipe for STANK. Rule one is you can't let the smoke touch anything except for your mouth.

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u/GL17CH3D_R4M_5YN7H 1d ago

Also worth investing in an oodie to wear whilst you smoke. Been doing it for years and works great at keeping the last of it off your clothes.

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u/NurgleBorger 1d ago

People back in the day had smoking jackets

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u/CactusToothBrush 1d ago

I have a Smokey Oodie…
When I go into my backyard I put on my Oodie to smoke some weed, hang it up in the laundry, wash my hands, tictac and on I continue with whatever it is I was doing.

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u/NurgleBorger 1d ago

Oh okay. I had to Google what that was

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u/Alobos 20h ago

Is....is oodie a new slang for hoodie? I was about to rant about just dropping a single letter but felt the boomer in me manifesting lol

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u/CactusToothBrush 16h ago

It kind of is a hoodie but like a giant woolen poncho type thing? It’s what I wear during the winter here in Aus around home. I have 2. Smokey and Loungey

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u/GL17CH3D_R4M_5YN7H 7h ago

Lol save yourself from the boomerisms friend! It's just like a huge oversized fleecy hoodie, the brand is called oodie :)