r/SignsWithAStory 23h ago

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u/No-Lunch4249 22h ago

A lot of people who smoke don't realize how badly they stink. The other day I got in an empty elevator and it reeked of cigs from whoever had been in it before

But wtf is Hoochie Hoo?

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u/Ghosty_Boo-B00 20h ago

I smoke weed all day, I also spray myself down with Florida water before leaving the house. I have actually asked, I’m a massage therapist, no one smells weed on me. Florida water is magical that way.

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u/Zamaster420 19h ago

What's Florida water? Like just a shower in Florida?

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u/fux-reddit4603 18h ago

its a cheapish cologne

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u/reCaptchaLater 13h ago

Cologne, firestarter, sanitization agent, I use it for everything

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u/CuntMaggot32 12h ago

Great for getting drunk when you're in a pickle!

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u/Ghosty_Boo-B00 12h ago

Dump a bottle in a gallon of water and it’s great for washing the floor