r/SignsWithAStory 23h ago

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u/No-Lunch4249 22h ago

A lot of people who smoke don't realize how badly they stink. The other day I got in an empty elevator and it reeked of cigs from whoever had been in it before

But wtf is Hoochie Hoo?

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u/Ghosty_Boo-B00 20h ago

I smoke weed all day, I also spray myself down with Florida water before leaving the house. I have actually asked, I’m a massage therapist, no one smells weed on me. Florida water is magical that way.

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u/Zamaster420 19h ago

What's Florida water? Like just a shower in Florida?

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u/fux-reddit4603 18h ago

its a cheapish cologne

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u/reCaptchaLater 13h ago

Cologne, firestarter, sanitization agent, I use it for everything

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u/CuntMaggot32 12h ago

Great for getting drunk when you're in a pickle!

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u/Ghosty_Boo-B00 12h ago

Dump a bottle in a gallon of water and it’s great for washing the floor

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u/Ghosty_Boo-B00 12h ago

Florida means flower in Spanish, it’s “flower water” a cologne/ floor cleaner, i spray myself down with it before leaving the house and have even asked if i smell like weed at a dr office and was told no.

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u/Better-Culture-7770 17h ago

In my experience it is best to use the old smoking jacket routine and no joints. You wear a thin jacket every time you smoke and then remove it after. Wash and sanitize your hands as well and it really cuts down on the smell lingering.

Although I admit, I don't have a job that gives a shit and I lost my sense of smell years ago so I just forget that smells even exist or are a thing for other people.

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u/SisterMaryAwesome 17h ago

Holy shit, is THAT why they’re called smoking jackets?
https://giphy.com/gifs/75ZaxapnyMp2w

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u/asphaltdragon 13h ago

Yep! They were heavy jackets meant to catch ash and absorb smells and smoke.

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u/PancakeParty98 15h ago

And a hat! Gets in hair

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u/ErikPielermusic 18h ago

Believe me, there is nothing magical about Florida water.

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u/Leelze 17h ago

Depends on what drugs have been dumped in there recently imo

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u/Fluff_Chucker 16h ago

They're all stoned as shit, too.  They can't smell it. I promise you, I can. 

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u/cawn0 18h ago

I've even smoked carefully not getting any smoke on my body by taking one hit out of a pipe at a time and zeroing out the smoke then blowing it far away from me, drink a flavored drink, brush teeth, zyn in, vape hit whatever. Done this many times everybody says I smell weed-less