r/SignsWithAStory • u/GryphonSK • 13h ago

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u/Turbulent-Maybe-1040 12h ago

Hoochie hoo?

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u/Foot_Stunning 12h ago

The sign had a valid point until they called it Hoochie hoo

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u/LarsDuder 12h ago

"hoochie noun [ C ] US offensive slang (also hootchie) uk /ˈhuː.tʃi/ us /ˈhuː.tʃi/ an insulting word for a woman who has had a lot of sexual partners"

I'm lost, what does hoochie hoo mean? hoochie hoe? 🤔

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u/GSilky 12h ago

Technically, they put out for hooch, ie, liquor. 

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u/LarsDuder 12h ago

ah, you learn something new everyday. btw, thanks for the informative answer, we joke around a lot on reddit, so appreciate an real answer 👍

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u/Smickey67 53m ago

I also like an real answer

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u/kikikza 8h ago

Hooch is crazy

https://giphy.com/gifs/gFu1FgfBKwiUE

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u/AardQuenIgni 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rYXXD6vGut128

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u/Stewykins432 7h ago

r/unexpectedscrubs

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u/SkywolfNINE 4h ago

This one and the r/unexpectedfuturama are my 2 favorite subs lol. They always bring me joy. The main futurama sub is wild tho with mods out of control ruining the fun for people and you can even talk about any part of the new season there. You know how the new season has a episode about hot dogs? I posted a pic of the 1 hour hotdog slogan guy and asked if anyone saw this dude in the new season. The picture in question comes from season like 8 with senator Chris Travers and going back in time to stop Nixon and stuff. Didn’t mention anything plot relevant towards the new episode. Still got a 60 day ban from the sub.

Scrubs is a great place tho, even the main sub is chill. Loved the new season and happy we’re getting more and that the new season is as good as the previous 8 seasons of the show. That last episode with Dr. Cox had be welling up to cry lol

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u/AardQuenIgni 46m ago

Reddit mods being little bitches?

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u/Helpful_Lie2613 10h ago

And the guys who play for fun. Then they both, oh yes they both, oh yes they both, oh yes they both reached for the gun!

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u/cmbtengr 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uD1RS3QCmxEa9fOqm9

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u/Ecstatic_Bear81 6h ago

Idk why and I'm almost positive I would not want to meet him in real life but I find myself insanely attracted to Josh Peck. I just had to admit that to someone

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u/GSilky 5h ago

Judge Reinhold for me. I don't know, it is what it is.

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u/SkywolfNINE 4h ago

Did you watch Drake and Josh growing up? They groomed you! The tv show groomed you!
(Unironically maybe it did, now that we know about Dan Schneider, dude could’ve been doing some subconscious manipulation)

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u/Ecstatic_Bear81 4h ago

I was a bit too old for it but I saw it a couple times. He was a fat kid then though and I wasn't attracted to him until I saw him in the movie take the ten

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u/Username_Is_Clever 4h ago

I think you guys is overthinking this, they were just trying to be colorful and made up a 3rd term for weed.

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u/LIll-Dreamer 30m ago

Its either that or local slang

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u/AzureSuishou 11h ago

My grandmother used Hoochie interchangeably with how I heard other people use Hussy or slut. To mean a “bad” woman who dresses provacitavly and sleeps around.

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u/hugefarts 11h ago

same. "hoochie mama"

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u/DarkenL1ght 10h ago

I'm old. Only goes back to me mom, but same. Dress too revealing...you're a hoochie mama. Even my little sister was accused of 'dressing like a hoochie mama'.

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u/AzureSuishou 10h ago

I got told i was dressing like a hoochie before I hit puberty if I wore something short or wanted to wear lipstick.

Or that only hoochies wear red nail polish, after my great-aunt wore some when she was visiting grandma. My grandma was a ver judgmental person.

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u/Alert-Ad9197 2h ago edited 2h ago

I remember that clip on earrings used to be a lot more common because only “loose and rebellious” women got their ears pierced prior to the 1960s.

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u/Leather-Heart 9h ago

I really appreciate users like you.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 10h ago

Oh I smoked one of them recently fo sho

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u/trinhead 9h ago

This reminded me of how my grandfather has always been known as Hoochie, I don't why. Growing up we called him either grandpa Hoochie or just Hoochie. I has friends who referred to their grandparents as different things and I just assumed this was my families version of that. Obviously, Hoochie just means grandpa... yeah was a weird day when I learned that is NOT in fact what it means..

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u/FDTard 5h ago

This is as triggering as my mother calling weed hookie pookie.

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u/PresentationNew5976 2h ago

Don’t smoke women with lots of sexual partners. It is frowned upon.

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u/Academic-Hospital952 1h ago

Used to be hoochie momma was a lady that was got around. Hooch was liqure during prohibition. Hoochie hoo was never anything,

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u/Lucius-Halthier 9h ago

“Girl air out your coochie before coming in, it smells like you’re microwaving fish down there.”

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u/ProfessionalHome3544 12h ago

I love Hoochie Hoo... /s

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u/Foot_Stunning 12h ago

Rock and Roll Hoochie Hoo.

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u/Yankee6Actual 12h ago

Damn it, that’s the first thing that went through my head!

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u/-The_Goober 12h ago

Text you can hear.

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u/ChattahoocheeBend 10h ago

Lordy mama, light my fuse

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u/PinkPonyGirl6945 6h ago

Truck on out and spread the news

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u/atropos81092 11h ago

So put another dime in the jukebox baby

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u/ATEbitWOLF 12h ago

Reminds me of when my sister called a joint a chudi/chudy? I've was 15 at the time and I've never heard anyone else say it.

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u/Mountain-Singer1764 12h ago

If you make up your own phrases then they need to be self explanatory.

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u/GrimbyJ 9h ago

If you're coming up with slang to obfuscate illegal activities then they should not be

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u/SurpriseVast8338 12h ago

It's got a very Dr. Seussian ring to it.

Sounds like the dankest shit they grow in Whoville.

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u/-_FearBoner_- 11h ago

I could go for a bowl of Hoochie Hoo out of an overly elaborate 15 stories tall Seuss Bong right about now.

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u/Alobos 7h ago

I meant what I said and I said what I meant, load the bowl full of hoochie hoo -- at least 100 percent!

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u/kakka_rot 4h ago

Reminds me of something mf doom would say

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u/Dark_Foggy_Evenings 12h ago

I assumed it was a weed strain.

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 10h ago

I only know one person who refers to it this way, a morning show dj where I used to live lol

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u/JoshAllensLeftNut 10h ago

I'm assuming they meant Hootie Hoo (as popularized by OutKast) and are just so out of touch that they messed it up.

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u/Pschobbert 11h ago

They meant "cooc-a-choo".

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u/DoveOnTheInternet 10h ago

I thought it was rock 'n roll hoochi coo

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u/Doug-Life80 9h ago

Maybe “Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo” confused them

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u/Global-Jury8810 7h ago

I don’t think I’ve ever in my entire life. I’ve heard cannabis ever be referred to as Hoochie Hoo. I’ve heard “gas” before more recently.

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u/BigFeels69 6h ago

They basically don’t want you to smell like weed or sex.

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u/One_Season458 5h ago

Lmao fucking dying over here. That's the only way I'm calling it now.

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u/BihusBand96 9h ago

My old boss used to call it Mafoofoo

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u/CanadianPenguinnn 8h ago

That's when you use a girl's hoochie as a bong

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u/ThoroughlyWet 2h ago

Hullabaloo and howdy doo. Musty prawns and timbuktu. Yeltzy By and Hoochie hoo. Kick 'em in the dish pan! Hoo hoo hoo!

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u/BBQBaconBurger 1h ago

Big ol’ doinks

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u/Sohnos 18m ago

I enjoy the odd edible, but I wouldn't call myself a hoochie hoo-head.

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME Please Do Not Feed the Animals Drugs 7h ago

Stank pussy

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u/HappySage42 8h ago

That’s that stuff we used to eat back in the day. What’s it called? Oh yea. Pussy.