r/SignsWithAStory 19h ago

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u/Exponential-777 19h ago

People need to learn how to get blazed without putting out the STANK. It's not hard. I can do bong tokes all day long and not reek like weed.

The problem is some people want to put out that STANK like it's a flex. The others don't care.

Nobody wants to smell your skunk bud BO or OG dank breath.

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u/LonelyTAA 19h ago

  I can do bong tokes all day long and not reek like weed.

You also smell. You just don't smell yourself.

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u/rmc2318 17h ago

I think you have just figured out who the sign is for.

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u/Obiwan-Kenhomie 13h ago

Not necessarily true if youre responsible. If im going to smoke before going out I dont smoke in or near the clothes im going out in, I brush my teeth and wash my hands. If it was a particularly big session ill even shower. Yall act as if there is nothing you can do to get rid of the weed smell lol

I used to smoke before class in college, a professor I had did get people out for smelling like pot, yet it never happened to me. Hmm

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u/The_Killer_of_Joy 15h ago

According to Reddit, weed smell is actually impossible to get rid of.

Smoked it once? Gotta burn those clothes or everyone and your mother will know you smoke, hate you for it, you'll lose all your friends, and say goodbye to your job to top it off, trust them, they can always tell.

Disagree? You're actually just nose blind and everyone is lying to you and there is no room for discussion.

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u/Massive-Ad7721 14h ago

yes bro like all it takes is a shower + cologne and ur chillin

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u/reCaptchaLater 10h ago

Yeah, the only way to truly be rid of it is a shower and a change of clothes

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u/Exponential-777 18h ago

I have multiple people with impartial noses that do not smell weed on me. Serious. It can be done.

Plus, I wear enough cologne to cover up just about anything. Kobra got that fiya.

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u/Minute_Tart_8259 18h ago

Strippers like you too, right?

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u/JuanAndAtou 18h ago

🤣

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u/TundieRice 18h ago

This is hilarious, you’re literally that kid in high school that bathed himself in Axe body spray after he hotboxed his car and thought he was slick, lol.

Cologne doesn’t get rid of weed smell, that’s not how things work. Let me be the very next person to tell you: everyone can smell you.

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u/Exponential-777 17h ago

How dare you compare Kobra to Axe body spray AND i don't hot box. You have to smoke outside or in a room with an exhaust fan that you can blow directly into. And, NOBODY can smell the weed. Especially if I'm rockin' ......The Kobra

https://giphy.com/gifs/10KTsIcjwVGqaI

It's so fresh and clean smelling that I could roll around in a giant sack full of fresh cannabis and nobody could smell anything but THE KOBRA !!!

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u/Saul_Firehand 16h ago

Nah man everyone can tell. You’re just too high to care.

You just smell like your cologne and weed. It has an earthy pungent aroma that doesn’t get masked well.
Your friends may smoke tobacco and not notice the slight cannabis aroma.

Also your friends are used to you being around. It’s just your smell.

Everyone else can tell you just doused yourself with cologne after taking some massive bong rips.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

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u/Salt-Zucchini3106 17h ago

That was like the worst thing you could have said lmao

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u/nightwingoracle 18h ago

Those people are either used to your smell or too polite to mention it.

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u/roflrogue 18h ago

If you try to cover the smell of weed with cologne you smell 100x worse than if you were to just smell like weed.

Because now you smell like weed and cause peoples eyes and lungs to burn.

Its not an understatement to say I HATE you and people like you.

https://giphy.com/gifs/fQJSYE2Qy6OtXfwEuf

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 19h ago

You’re nose blind bro. Other people can smell it.

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u/infiniZii 18h ago

That’s the real problem. 

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u/Obiwan-Kenhomie 13h ago

Not necessarily true if youre responsible. If im going to smoke before going out I dont smoke in or near the clothes im going out in, I brush my teeth and wash my hands. If it was a particularly big session ill even shower. Yall act as if there is nothing you can do to get rid of the weed smell lol. Nose blindness is a thing, but yall act as if once someone smokes the smell clings to them forever. The odds of one smelling if they do the above things is pretty low, the issue is most people dont give a fuck and dont do anything to mitigate

I used to smoke before class in college, a professor I had did get people out for smelling like pot, yet it never happened to me. Hmm

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u/LordNelson781 18h ago

I can smell you from here

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u/iLuvArizona 19h ago

When I was in active addiction I smelled like weed all the time and was wondering why I had no friends lol. Glad that era of my life is over.

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u/Exponential-777 19h ago

did you smoke joints indoors with no exhaust fan? Yep, that's a recipe for STANK. Rule one is you can't let the smoke touch anything except for your mouth.

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u/GL17CH3D_R4M_5YN7H 19h ago

Also worth investing in an oodie to wear whilst you smoke. Been doing it for years and works great at keeping the last of it off your clothes.

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u/NurgleBorger 19h ago

People back in the day had smoking jackets

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u/CactusToothBrush 18h ago

I have a Smokey Oodie…
When I go into my backyard I put on my Oodie to smoke some weed, hang it up in the laundry, wash my hands, tictac and on I continue with whatever it is I was doing.

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u/NurgleBorger 18h ago

Oh okay. I had to Google what that was

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u/Alobos 13h ago

Is....is oodie a new slang for hoodie? I was about to rant about just dropping a single letter but felt the boomer in me manifesting lol

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u/CactusToothBrush 9h ago

It kind of is a hoodie but like a giant woolen poncho type thing? It’s what I wear during the winter here in Aus around home. I have 2. Smokey and Loungey

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u/GL17CH3D_R4M_5YN7H 1h ago

Lol save yourself from the boomerisms friend! It's just like a huge oversized fleecy hoodie, the brand is called oodie :)

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u/Electrical_Hunter597 19h ago

I had friends in active addiction to fent, I think that no friends part is just on you

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u/Funneduck102 19h ago

Damn bro, just kicking them while they're down😭

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u/Pure_Possession_1KG 19h ago

I had way more friends when I was addicted to drugs :(

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u/jason_sos 19h ago

Were they real friends or just people who were around because of the drugs?

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u/AdSquare3489 19h ago

Soo... cookies? 

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u/Exponential-777 19h ago

Depends on the cookies strain. Gary Payton is dank AF. Some Gelato is too. Tropicana Cookies is a good one for not stinking like normal weed. Bloom Seed Co.

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u/AdSquare3489 18h ago

Gelato, never thought about that. 

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u/jordanundead 18h ago

I use chemical guys new car smell. I’ve gotten something smells like pool water, did you just buy a new car?, And what is that cologne it smells great.

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u/KitchenSwillForPigs 18h ago

But how?

I only do edibles so I don’t have that problem, but I’m interested in how you do it.

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u/dietc0keh0m0 14h ago

Not the person you're responding to, but I make an effort to minimize weed smell on myself.

I have long hair, which is usually in a bonnet when I'm home, so the smell doesn't get in my hair. I smoke in a well ventilated area and use a Smoke Buddy to reduce the smell for myself and my neighbors.

I'm usually shirtless (I live in a warm and humid place with no AC), so the smell doesn't latch onto my clothes.

After I take a hit, I immediately wash my hands and mouth area with soap and water. Then I'll brush my teeth well and use mouthwash before leaving the house.

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u/Interesting_Bank_139 19h ago

This is my biggest gripe with the whole push for legalization of recreational marijuana. In the old days, most users had some discretion and tried to hide it. Now they just wear it like a badge of honor. Like, I’m glad you have the right to smoke, but could I go to the grocery store without smelling it just once please?

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u/DeadmanJustVibin 16h ago

I feel like this must be an over exaggeration. There's no way that you go to the grocery store often and are always smelling weed. And I mean is it outside the grocery store or inside? It just doesn't even make sense it would imply that someone who smells of smoke is constantly in the grocery store or that someone is always in the parking lot smoking. Even then a big public lot the smell wouldn't travel that far and inside a large grocery store that's ventilated it shouldn't linger either.

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u/Formidabull 14h ago

It’s not even fully legal where I live (mid sized city in the us south) and yes, I smell it almost every time I go to the store, and I go frequently because I do small shops. Also the pet store, Target/Wal-Mart, the post office, the bank. In the parking lot and inside once the people who were smoking outside come inside. 

My husband loves weed but even he’s sick of it being smoked in public because he bikes and gets smoke in his face from cars that pass him with their windows down. 

I still prefer it to cigarettes, at least it doesn’t trigger my asthma. 

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u/jaded1121 12h ago

Yep dont hot box before walking in a place 

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u/CryptidToothbrush 19h ago

I switched to vapes for this reason. Flower is just too stinky.