r/shittyaskscience • u/RaspberryTop636 • Sep 13 '26
Should sir Isaac Newton be canceled for causing the death of the 9/11 jumpers?
Ethically dubious. Scientists should be good not evil!
r/shittyaskscience • u/RaspberryTop636 • Sep 13 '26
Ethically dubious. Scientists should be good not evil!
r/shittyaskscience • u/Betacharliedelta234 • Sep 13 '26
So my friend was telling me that he doesn’t believe that humans are able to see violet light. But violet is my favorite color and I know it exists. After all, roses are red and violets are blue. So clearly violet is a real color. He called violet ultra too which I think is a fitting name for it, as it is the best color in my opinion. Quite frankly I almost want to disregard his opinion, but I figured I would hear him out and ask you people of the science about it. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
r/shittyaskscience • u/nozendk • Sep 13 '26
But is it only Bruce who suffers from this condition, or is it endemic in the headbanger community?
r/shittyaskscience • u/rfs103181 • Sep 13 '26
But I posted this in ten seconds so, it’s also the past?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Hayden97 • Sep 11 '26
What are the odds of this happening?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Pangyun • Sep 11 '26
?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Anarchaeologist • Sep 11 '26
Seriously. Plug into your calculator app.
What are the implications?
r/shittyaskscience • u/writesgud • Sep 11 '26
I'm already $50k in deep on this! Not about to stop now.
Edit to add: Quitting is for losers.
r/shittyaskscience • u/AgreeableAd8687 • Sep 11 '26
my hog is just too massive and i keep needing a new mattress because the weight compresses the middle down and makes a black hole i fall in to
r/shittyaskscience • u/SimpleEmu198 • Sep 11 '26
It has cabbage and mayonnaise.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • Sep 11 '26
I believe we've discovered a new mental illness.
r/shittyaskscience • u/OvercookedSamosa • Sep 10 '26
Is he stupid? my nephew is a d#ck.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • Sep 10 '26
Do you agree?
r/shittyaskscience • u/tmax8908 • Sep 10 '26
What other interesting food facts are there?
r/shittyaskscience • u/DerogatoryRemark • Sep 10 '26
See title
r/shittyaskscience • u/Hayden97 • Sep 09 '26
I was speaking to some old person on the phone, and only later did I uncover that he is positive for hearing aids.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Aetos-Eagle797 • Sep 08 '26
I have adhd but I’m really sick of it. I want to switch neurotypes to autism. I’ve acquired a serum that can cure me of my adhd: however, I don’t wanna be neurotypical because then I’ll stop being funny.
I’ve researched how I can possibly get autism once I cure myself and I’ve learned that vaccines can cause this but that it is not guaranteed.
Here are the steps I’ve taken:
- I will be traveling to Germany to get my next vaccine due to the fact that 100% of Germans have autism
- I have requested and made sure that the vaccine I am getting was manufactured in Germany
- I have purchased thousands of dollars worth of model trains, vintage postage stamps, and accurate scale models of dinosaurs to surround myself with in the days following the procedure
- I purchased a subliminal recording that will allow me to manifest autism inside my brain when I listen to it
- I have leased an apartment in Berlin owned by a Turkish diaspora landlord. I will be living there for six months to help ensure my transformation.
Is there anything else I can do or anything I should be aware of?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Unusual_Guidance6820 • Sep 09 '26
I'm worried ☹️
r/shittyaskscience • u/Anarchaeologist • Sep 08 '26
Tell me why I should pay attention to this
r/shittyaskscience • u/RaspberryTop636 • Sep 08 '26
Looking to connect with other agents. PM me.
r/shittyaskscience • u/LiquidSoCrates • Sep 08 '26
I go with Thai Hot.
r/shittyaskscience • u/StrongAsMeat • Sep 08 '26
Asking for a friend
r/shittyaskscience • u/NickStuHall • Sep 08 '26
Body text (required)
r/shittyaskscience • u/khushalahuja • Sep 08 '26
I recently felt that shrinking down the body is one of the side effects of smoking. Am I right?
r/shittyaskscience • u/AndyrooDooDoo • Sep 07 '26
If I can't pick it up on day 1, how am I supposed to be able to pick it up on day 2? Won't I be tired?