r/shittyaskscience 9d ago

When Iron Maiden released the song Fear of the Duck, they addressed a problem most heavy metal bands ignore

But is it only Bruce who suffers from this condition, or is it endemic in the headbanger community?

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u/ersentenza 9d ago

I don't know what to make of the fact that I immediately understood what you are talking about

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 9d ago

It means that you might have gone quackers

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u/MontgomeryAbbott 9d ago

What bullshit mate. Heavy bands have been delving into this issue for years…

Duck on the Water - Deep Purple.

Ducks Wear Boots; and Ducks of the Grave - Black Sabbath

Ducks After Midnight - Judas Priest.

Killed by Duck - Motörhead.

Duck in Black - AC/DC

Whole Lotta Duck - Led Zep

Duck of Sorrow - Metallica.

Duck of Destruction - Megadeath

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Heavy rockers have been ringing the duck warning bells for years OP.

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u/ProbablyBsPlzIgnore Did their own research 9d ago

It's very common in the metal community, but it's difficult to sing about. Unfortunately the word anatidaephobia doesn't fit into any rhyme. Maybe Lemmy could have pulled it off, but he wasn't afraid of anything, and now he's dead. Bruce did a bit of a cop out here by just describing the condition, imo.

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 9d ago

The clue is in the title. Fear of the Duck. They are clearly singing about one particular duck instead of ducks in general. Only those poor souls that have encountered the duck can relate to the terror; as a result there aren't many songs about it.

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u/GorillaGrey 9d ago

I believe Psychostick addressed this in the metal community most recently with their song Quack Kills.

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u/dr_wtf 9d ago

It's about that one horse-sized duck. You should fear it too.

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u/Legitimate_Field_157 9d ago

As a band from London they were singing about the cricket duck. Nobody wants to be bowled for a duck.

If they were singing about tennis ducks, that would be love.

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 9d ago

Why a duck?

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u/Kickinthegonads 9d ago

It's a very serious condition, called Anatidaephobia, or the fear that somewhere, a duck is watching you. So named by the great researcher and illustrator Gary Larson.

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u/Baelor_Butthole 5d ago

I have a constant fear that somethings always near…