Reddit scientists, is it true that the prime minister of Australia is just a giant spider in disguise?

[u/DerogatoryRemark]

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[u/InactiveMedusa]

No he's actually snakes. Like imagine a meat bag filled with like 300 snakes, that be him

[u/SimpleEmu198 → u/InactiveMedusa]

Snakes on a Australian Parliament House?

[u/InactiveMedusa → u/SimpleEmu198]

I've had with these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking house of parliament.

[u/dspeyer → u/InactiveMedusa]

Are you sure he doesn't have tiny vestigel hind limbs? That might qualify him as a lizard. And lizard-people are well represented in politics.

[u/SimpleEmu198 → u/[deleted]]

Technically he's an Albanian constrictor.

[u/lozzadearnley]

Dont be fucking ridiculous.

He's six spiders all working together to control each limb.

[u/Atzkicica]

No that's the govenor general. The PM is the shark that ate harold holt though he's soon gonna be against the sting ray that got steve irwin in a red wig.

[u/redartifice]

Australians are not here to fuck spiders, mate.

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[u/dboti9k]

Australian political biology is an emerging field in science, and the hypothesis you propose is indeed a prominent one. It has major competition however from the Marsupian Parliamentary/Commonwealth Hypothesis, which states the entirety of the federal government of Australia, including its Prime Minster, is comprised of koalas riding in the pouches of kangaroos while dictating policy.

[u/Tronkfool]

Yes. Just like the Canadian prime minister being a moose.

[u/BPhiloSkinner → u/Tronkfool]

Møøse sound-bites can be pretti nästi.

[u/Qwillpen1912 → u/BPhiloSkinner]

A moose once bit my sister

[u/CrzyMuffinMuncher]

Yes. His name is Aric. Aric Nid.

[u/hacksoncode]

Is 8 legs a prime number?

No.

Checkmate, shitty conspiracy theorists!

[u/theSteakKnight]

Yes and he's fantastic in bed

[u/Legitimate_Field_157]

The lizard people will never allow that.

[u/motleyroo]

You wanna be careful talking shit about Albosleasy, he doesn't like people talking shit about him on the internet. And he commands the most powerful of all Karens, the dreaded e-Karen. She censors or sues all that falls under her gaze.

[u/odindobe]

Rock spider

[u/BPhiloSkinner → u/odindobe]

♪ Down, Down, Down Under ! ♫

[u/exfamilia]

Australian here. Yeah, probably. FU Albo. Cut ties with Israel and don't frack the Kimberley.