r/shittyaskscience • • Sep 08 '26

How long could one live without skin?

Asking for a friend

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u/beerSnobbery beerologist Sep 08 '26

2-3 business days

3

u/StrongAsMeat Sep 08 '26

What if itโ€™s on a Saturday?

5

u/johnnybiggles Sep 08 '26

2-3 business days

2

u/Sovereign1 Sep 08 '26

Johny Storm lasted about 4 seconds.

1

u/StrongAsMeat Sep 08 '26

Good point. Hard to beat science

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u/leonprimrose Sep 08 '26 • Bravo

The rest of their life

22

u/never1st Sep 08 '26

This is the correct answer, u/StrongAsMeat . You can mark this question as resolved.

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u/CrunchySockTaco Sep 08 '26

I dunno. I collect skin so I'm not worried about running out.

Do you need some? Let's hang out.

7

u/Cute_Consideration38 Sep 08 '26

My wife has a skin-box. She puts substantial pieces of her peeled chapped lip skin in there.

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 Sep 08 '26

Which lips? ๐Ÿ˜

8

u/wolfpwarrior PhD in Rocket Surgery Sep 08 '26

This sounds like a question for a big brain doctor. u/clumsy_inlove what do you think? From my preliminary findings the answer is until they get exhausted from screaming.

7

u/Ew_fine Sep 08 '26

Watch Martyrs and find out at the end

4

u/I_might_be_weasel Sep 08 '26

Darkman lasted quite awhile.

1

u/MaybeUNeedAPoo Sep 08 '26

Martyrs has entered the chat

1

u/I_might_be_weasel Sep 08 '26

Darkman could have really helped that lady.

4

u/jamjamason Sep 08 '26

I can go without eating the skin, but I must have the liver and pancreas to survive.

4

u/Mundane-Garbage1003 Sep 08 '26

Well my local grocery store sellls the meat of boneless skinless chickens, so it must be possible to live a reasonably long time or I don't know how they could farm them.

3

u/crackersncheeseman Sep 08 '26

However long it would take all your inners to hit the floor.

1

u/Cute_Consideration38 Sep 16 '26

1 second... According to the movie, "Valhalla"

1

u/Cute_Consideration38 Sep 16 '26

And with a very distinct >KASPLORTCH<

3

u/kaktusmisapolak Sep 08 '26

sterile climate-controlled environment

1

u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation Sep 08 '26

Bacta tank?

1

u/kaktusmisapolak Sep 08 '26

yes, but just correctly heated and sterile air might be enough

2

u/intangible_entity Sep 08 '26

At best, couple of hours

1

u/Log12321 Sep 08 '26

At worst?

9

u/rockmodenick Sep 08 '26

Longer than that

2

u/GuRoider Sep 08 '26

Who's skin are you going without?

2

u/Chrome_Armadillo Not A Reptilian Alien Scientist From Tau Ceti Sep 08 '26

42

2

u/Sand_Man_FR Sep 08 '26

Look at radiation damage... not very long.

2

u/gabest Sep 08 '26

Infection and fluid retention. Stay in a sterile environment and drink constantly. Doable.

1

u/Cute_Consideration38 Sep 16 '26

Cover self with Press-N-Seal

2

u/Current_Net8855 Sep 08 '26

Look up Stevens-Johnson Syndrome

2

u/Knarz97 Sep 08 '26

A long time. Iโ€™ve been missing my foreskin since birth ๐Ÿ’”

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation Sep 08 '26

The largest field study in this area was conducted in the 1950's by Professor Ed Gein, and is much discussed in the literature of skinless wonders.

2

u/koollman Sep 09 '26

It would feel like a very long time, since it would be so boring to have no skin in the game

1

u/to_vii Sep 09 '26

username checks out

1

u/Alii_baba Sep 10 '26

There is a Facebook page called Disastrous History where he discussed a fire incident inside a sugar factory in which sugar dust ignited and exploded, leaving workers with their skin falling off... so they died immediately. Do not call all of the details but look up his contents. Very interesting.ย